Monday, September 12, 2005


Hey new guy,

You've been working with us for 5 days.
Do you think maybe you could keep your Dorito shoot shut?
I don't need you trying to assert your dominance with me (a.k.a. metaphorically peeing on my desk) because:

A) You are nerd
B) You will not win

Go play your ramming horns game with someone else.

18 comments:

jkirlin said...

First bitches. (no pun intended.)

And you don't need him proverbially humping your leg, either. That comes next.

[].ragko said...

ok. is that your pup...? She/he is gorgeous... mine is in the pic three posts down it's the tiny little thing sitting on the lap of my other tiny little thing... and my bigger but equally little thing is holding them both.

Sweet? Check out my little things first recorded track. It's a redo of a popular beatles song!! :) LOL

Rik said...

Is his name Craig? Does he wear white socks with black slacks? Does he wear a black leather trenchcoat in June? I know who you're talking about. Figuratively. That's not Dorsey!

Krista said...

Sucks when new people move in and they act like they own the bitch. What's worse is when it's your own friend, ugh that's always embarrassing.

That dog is way cute but they eyes are really weirding me out!

Robin said...

You tell him, B~

By the way... the photo? My thoughts EXACTLY!!!!

jac said...

How did you take that pic so timely ?

Outburst said...

I am really freaked out by that picture.

~art said...

so what vintage does he like :P

Katya Coldheart said...

awwww hes a cutie, those little ears...and i love his collar...

:0)

Anonymous said...

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Blog ho said...

i vote B

clara* said...

what an interesting puppy.....

maybe you should pee on his desk to set the tone...

Shinta said...

The puppy looks like he/she's having a private Mardi Gras. :D

Yeah, office pranks sound like a good idea.

Robin Alexa said...

That's awesome! Can't wait to hear it. Glad you had a good time.

mcgibfried said...

you should "literally" pee on a desk..
that would be funny shit!

Allen said...

What really sucks is when the new guy is in charge of your department. We've got one of those and I'm fairly certain that I'm ultimately going to get fired for punching him in the mouth.

You have my sympathies.

Robin Alexa said...

Yeah he's not my boss or anything so I could technically punch him in the mouth but then there's the whole chance of assault charges and/or him punching me in the mouth back so I guess I'll just give him dirty looks. :)

Memphis said...

Oh good God! Is that your dog? Oh, he doesn't look well at all.