Inukshuks, Native Canadians and ice fishermen.

Yeah that pretty much sums up Canada. No cities, just freezing cold tundra.

Thanks Canadian Olympic Comittee. Way to keep up the stereotypes.

If they had asked me (which for some reason they never seem to do) I would have had a ten story high Tim Horton's roll up the rim to win cup, and when I shot people out of cannons to the top of the huge cup and they rolled it up it would have said "You win a trip to Vancouver Canada in 2010!!!"

Of course a bunch of people would have taken it seriously like morons and think that we were actually going to pay for them to go to Vancouver and then I would get sued and go bankrupt and lose all my one friend and die alone.

At least Avril was there. She looks pregnant if you ask me. Not fat, just pregnant.

Oh this one is like nirvana for internet test taking freaks like me.

My Personal Dna Report

The presentation went VERY well. We are up against FIVE other groups. So what is that? A 20% chance, all things being equal? But things weren't equal were they???? No they weren't. Thank you all for the positive vibes, I totally believe in that stuff and it seems so do most of you! Or was it the beer you were after? Well since things went so well I've already purchased the beer(Keith's right Julia?) and when we get the call next week that we have been chosen I guess I'll just put up a map to my house and my phone number so you can all come and pick up your beer.

Half-Nekkid Thursday

I have a big presentation today (Thursday - maybe I'm doing it RIGHT now) which could change my career...so if you could send me some positive, winning the deal vibes, I will be so grateful. I will also buy you a beer if we get it. I'm serious.

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I've been playing with the face recognition thingie that I found on Jules' blog.

Funny thing is, two guys that I found VERY hot when they were alive were River Phoenix (Joaquin's brother) and Kurt Cobain. Face recognizer told me that's who I look like.

Way weird.

I also got these girls:

THREE Ashley Olsens
Two Gillian Andersons
Two Tara Reids
Two Suzanne Vegas
Two Bridget Fondas
A Neve Campbell a Kate Hudson and a Halle Berry. (I tried a bunch of pictures)

You should try it. Let me know what you get, cause it's funny, and fun.

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Also, last night something was trying to strangle me in my sleep...I woke up after I couldn't pry it's hands off my neck. It seemed so real.

Dear God,

Please send me my dog to fight off the bad guys when I am sleeping. And please let us land the big contract on Thursday so I can afford to feed my new dog and buy her kickass stuff. Peace out. And in.

Your Blogging Type is Unique and Avant Garde

You're a bit...unusual. And so is your blog. You're impulsive, and you'll often post the first thing that pops in your head. Completely uncensored, your blog tends to shock...even though that's not your intent. You tend to change your blog often, experimenting with new designs and content.

What's Your Blogging Personality?

I got invited to write with the superbadass.

How lucky huh?

My first submission is a little nasty. But I think it's good for my blood pressure to get it all out on paper, then I can be my normal sweet self the rest of the time.

Ty and the gang

And the theft continues. This is stolen from Raymi.

I have challenged Funky B. to a Google fight.

Google Fight

I win.

I couldn't use our real first names or we woulda tied huh Robin?

Okay this is fun...and stolen from Kalani and Osbasso and I think it originated with Bricotrout.

Ten artists. Guess which one is NOT in my collection.

Okay here we go.

1. Spin Doctors
2. The Tragically Hip
3. Jann Arden
4. Lynyrd Skynyrd
5. The Tea Party
6. Kid Rock
7. Blue Rodeo
8. Sublime
9. Hole
10. Matthew Good

Thank gawd my parents invited me over for dinner today or I wouldn'ta left my house all weekend. Oh wait, I did go to the beer store and the grocery store, does that count?

I got some shampoo in marmite bottles to try and a magazine and I borrowed an electric sander. (It's always like Christmas when I go over there)

Tomorrow I am going to sand my front hallway. It's gonna be aces.

Got a call back about one of the dogs I liked, we'll see if I get her, it's like applying for a job or the army or something. One lady called me back and told me that I couldn't take this one dog I was interested in yet because she might kill a cat.

Okay.

Hole Nutha level.

Adopting a dog is not as easy as one would think. All I want is a medium sized female dog with mad skills, who barks when I am scared but never when I don't want to hear it, who is so pretty and likes to wear leather stuff, who doesn't shed, who loves to cuddle and play, who has a sense of humour, well, MY sense of humour and cleans up my house when I go out. I'm serious. Well except for the cleaning part.

chris says:
are you still in bronte??

Binsk says:
Noooooooo I'm in the G-town since November...I actually drove through Terra Cotta (is that it?) the other day

chris says:
yea, i spend the weekends up there at mom and dads

Binsk says:
You should call me

chris says:
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrite

chris says:
now why would you want to talk to me???

chris says:
we are sooooooooooooooo thru!

Binsk says:
oh yeah I forgot

chris says:
duh!

Binsk says:
How's bronte?

Binsk says:
miss me?

chris says:
its the same, and of course i miss my buddy

Binsk says:
Awwww so sweet

chris says:
soooooooooo whats new?

chris says:
how are the new digs?

Binsk says:
Good, nothing new really, might be going to Europe in April for two weeks, at least that's the plan

chris says:
i think i saw you on the 407 or 403 today

chris says:
9'ish?

chris says:
DABE is that your plate?

Binsk says:
hmmmmmmmm...yep it could've been me, going east, looking kinda surly?

chris says:
ADBE

Binsk says:
YES!

chris says:
it was you!

chris says:
you snob!

Binsk says:
Why didn't you wave or honk??????

chris says:
i didnt know till you zipped past me doing 190!

Binsk says:
whatever, I am a cautious and mature driver

chris says:
rrrrrrrrrrrrrite

Binsk says:
It's like your typing is you talking...weird

chris says:
weird huh...

Binsk says:
What is new with you?

chris says:
whats your new number

chris says:
can i call you sometime?

chris says:
you know, for a booty call-hahahahahah!!!!!

Binsk says:
Ummmm...my new number is 1-800-Bron-tee

chris says:
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrite

Binsk says:
Okay it's ########## and of course you can

chris says:
wow, you must be neighbors to my parents, they have the first three numbers that you do!

chris says:
ok, i'll call you this weekend when im at the parents house

Binsk says:
Cool. Yep I am very close.

chris says:
we'll "hook up"....

chris says:
hehehe

chris says:
bye fag!

Binsk says:
by jerk

You Are a Newborn Soul

You are tolerant, accepting, and willing to give anyone a chance. On the flip side, you're easy to read and easily influenced by others. You have a fresh perspective on life, and you can be very creative. Noconformist and nontraditional, you've never met anyone who's like you. Inventive and artistic, you like to be a trendsetter. You have an upbeat spirit and you like almost everything. You make friends easily and often have long standing friendships. Implusive and trusting, you fall in love a little too easily. Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul

What Kind of Soul Are You?

Half-Nekkid Thursday

This beautful pin also came with this card that made me bawl like a little baby.

Yep I'm bawling again. Much love returned to you Mom and Dad.

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Did you SEE the Chinese team skate their long program?? Did you SEE how hard she landed on her leg? It looked like she broke it for sure and THEN she got up again and they continued their routine and won a silver medal. It was UNBELIEVABLE. Really.

In other news a Canadian magazine decided it would be a good idea to publish those cartoons that are making the world blow up. Good call. I mean couldn't you just let it go and move on? If they start blowing shit up around here in protest I'm going to kick your ass, if I'm not blown up.

Oh, and enjoy your VD. Bah Vumbug. (Yeah I made that up just now. Maybe I'll patent it and make Bah Vumbug cards - oh yeah, I'm going to be rich.)

Don't tell me I need anger management, this blog is my anger management

What the fucking fuck is with music? The top 30 on Much Music sounds like the exact same shit they've been making for 3 years. Hey Reliant K, you sound EXACTLY like Simple Plan. Or Blink 182. And they weren't that fabulous to begin with.

Your morning radio show, with all of the funny stories is enough to make me puke.

Your "subtle" mocking of people is hilarious. You must think you are really smart.

You either need professional help or you are one of the nastiest people I have ever known and you've just been hiding it for a very long time. You can chalk it up to my skewed perception if that makes you feel better, but your passive aggressive behaviour is too much for one person to take. Maybe you hate me deep down and that's why it comes out like that. Maybe you can't even see yourself. Maybe you think it is all provoked. Whatever it is, I'm out.

Where did we meet? Smoking Room

Do I believe in God? I've heard you call his name

How long have you known me? Seems like forever

Do I smoke? all the damn time

What was your first impression of me upon meeting? I bet i could bang her

Colour of my eyes: brown

Do I have any siblings? One....Bibby

What's one of my favorite things to do? complain/drink/blog/take photos

Do you remember one of the first things I said to you? yes

What's my favorite type of music? gay

What is the best feature about me? tits/face

Am I shy or outgoing? shy

Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules? rebel

What's your favorite memory of me? anytime you were asleep


This is what you get when you send a silly quiz to a smart ass.
A funny smart ass, but a smart ass none the less...

Half-Nekkid Thursday

Get Stoned

I skipped last week, and I really appreciate those of you who told me you missed me, you are too sweet.

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Dear mother of the kid that was on Martha today,

Why didn't you brush his hair?
_________________

***Newsflash***

Roseanne Barr, or Arnold or whatever eats A LOT of cheese every day.
_________________

Dear Oprah,

For the love of GAWD please just stop. Stop. Please.

_________________

Here's an impression of a guy at my work who is a manager or president or something:

"Arrrrr blah blah I am the best. Blah blah I know everything."

Whatever dude. I heard you fell off your stool at the last annual meeting because you were pissed. Good place to get drunk Mr. I know everything.

_________________

Dear people that are on my messenger list,

Type funny things to me and then I will type funny things back and then I will put the whole conversation on my blog like Raymi does because it's funny and cool. No really, I'm serious...I'm putting messenger on right now even though I NEVER go on it, so be funny. Maybe I'll run into Raymi. I know she won't let me down in the funny department.

THE INTERESTS SECTION:

What album(s) had the most influence on you, musically or otherwise?

Geez...Jann Arden Could I be your girl or something, Lowest of the Low Salesmen Cheats and Liars or something, Supertramp Breakfast in America, Prince Purple Rain, Barenaked Ladies, the one with Enid etc., Yes the Alzheimers is kicking in.

What piece of literature had the biggest effect on you?

Literature huh? No idea.

Name a random song lyric that means something to you:

"You're just a three dressed up as a nine"

What quote best summarizes your outlook on life?

Why the fuck am I here? Oh that's not a quote is it. Okay then how about: Coffee Crisp, it makes a nice light snack.

If you had $1 million to donate to charity, which one(s) would you give to and why?

Cancer

Which global issues/problems do you wish that people cared more about?

Peace, pollution

Which living historical figure do you admire the most?

The Dalai Lhama

Which dead historical figure do you admire the most?

Mother Theresa

Geographically, what do you think is the most beautiful/peaceful place (it can be a city or specific site, whatever - just not a person, haha)?


Somewhere in Muskoka in the summer.


WOULD YOU RATHER:

Lose your legs or arms?

They both suck.

Be blind or deaf?

Again this sucks.

Live a life without music or without literature?

Literature without a doubt...I barely get through a Glamour magazine.

Sacrifice your friend's integrity or your own?

How do you sacrifice somebody else's integrity?


Sit alone in an empty room for 24 hours or sit in a crowded room for 24 hours?

Alone.

Have someone you love be angry with you or disappointed in you?

Angry.


LIFE'S LITTLE LESSONS:


What's the best piece of advice someone ever gave you?

"It'll no be this in the morning." (my Great Grandmother used to say that)

What's the worst piece of advice someone ever gave you?

Can't recall.

What are your favourite qualities in a person?

Humour, honesty, intelligence.


What are your least favourite qualities in a person?

The opposite of the above I guess, so boring, stupid, liars I would say.

If you could change a single day of your life, which specific date would you choose (you don't have to say why or what happened on that day if you don't want to)?

January 7, 2002.


If you could eradicate a single word from any language, what would that word be (please provide an English translation, if necessary, for those of us who aren't fluent :))?

Hate (even though I use this word on a regular basis, I don't mean it)


If you were the leader of a worldwide revolution to overthrow one specific type of oppression, what would it be?

Female oppression.


In your concept of an ideal society, how would it run/be run (government, economics, etc.)?


Well that's so simple, no lying and stealing. Respect for all.


What would be the highest compliment someone could give to you?

That I am kind.


What is your greatest wish for the next generation?

That they are happy.



NOW, SOME FLUFF:

Favourite word?

Haligonian.


Least favourite word?

C**t


Favourite sound?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Least favourite sound?

a buzzer


Celebrity ideal? (If you're hetero, then just put the celeb of the same sex that you admire, etc.)

Johnny Depp

Oh a woman? Ummmmm...Jann Arden


If you were reincarnated as an animal, which one would you like to be?


A koala.


What would your dream job be (it can be as unrealistic as you want)?

The chick that goes to spas to rate them for a t.v. show.

If you could stage your ideal concert, what 5 bands/musicians would play (and in what order)?
Headliner first:


Sarah McLachlin
Green Day
The Rolling Stones
Lowest of the Low
Jann Arden

Stolen from the lovely Christie who posted this on My Space.

You Are 20% Abnormal

You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul. You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

I agree with everything but the hand sanitizer.

Oh and my mom won't let me hang out in her basement anymore.

How Abnormal Are You?

Lame enough to wanna know what candy you are?

Another quiz that is yet again Leesa's fault. :)

Got i.d.'d at the beer store on the weekend and I wasn't even making my 'card-me-I'm-young' scared looking face. After the guy read my i.d. I swear he gave me a 'I feel sorry for you' look, or maybe I'm just paranoid.

Bought two dollar bacon (like a pound for two dollars), got it home and started cooking it and the smell of maple was like a punch in the face, but it didn't say maple ANYWHERE on the package. Moving on, it started to curl up into all of these non-bacon like curls that looked to me like tumors or something so I almost puked, threw out the bacon and tried to air the maple smell out of my house.

Funky changed her blog and it looks pretty. Raymi and Fil are having a blog party on the 17th, you have to wear red, which is funny, and it'll be somewhere in Toronto, and I think I might go.

I was kinda hoping you would not post an HNT pic and then offer no explination. People were certainly going nuts. I heard that guy who lept from the 66th floor of the Empire State Building jumped because you hadn't posted a pic.

Hope you get to feeling better.

ZB

I had to post this because Zona is funny, and it makes me feel good.

I hate all of the music I have on cds or on my computer.

I hate that I would rather sit alone than hang out with a lot of people, but then feel so lonely.

I hate that I have no idea of where I am going, or even of where I want to go.

I hate that I am afraid of good people on a daily basis, just because I don't know them.

I hate that I don't know who really is out to get me.

I hate that you are so stupid that you think that you are smarter than I am.

I hate all utility companies.

I hate political bullshit at the office and in life.

I hate that I can't think of anything I love right now...maybe I need ot get a dog.

I received this in the mail today from my brother. And it did come with a case, a very nice paper one with staple stitching. Much better than one of those boring plastic ones I think.

Thank you so much Bibby (that's what I call him - clever huh?)

Yeah I just switched the 'o' for an 'i' - it's genius I tell you.