Monday, March 25, 2013

Game of Thrones

"When you were born I was the one who pulled you from your mother. I placed you in her arms. From that moment until the moment she dies she will love you absolutely. Fiercely."

Saturday, February 02, 2013

Funny story from work tonight

My friend at work has a problem with his voice which has been diagnosed as stress related.

He asks me to tell the specials of the night to his tables because sometimes people have trouble understanding him completely.

So, I went up to one of his tables tonight and I said "I am going to let you know what the specials are because Dave has a funny voice".  I didn't mean to say it like that, but that's how it came out.

So the guy at the table immediately and hilariously said to me "Is he your ex boyfriend or something?" ha ha

And then I laughed but I got a little flustered because I was not in any way trying to make an issue of Dave's voice problem. 

Anyway, hilarious customer continued with "Are there any other weird things we should know about Dave?"

Omg too funny.

I went back to Dave after all of this happened and told him what I said so he approached the table and said  in his very strained voice "Hi I'm Dave the strange guy with the strange voice" and the couple laughed because they were fun people with a great sense of humour.

I went back to the table later in the night to clear some plates because Dave was busy with another table and the customer said to me "I don't know why you broke up with Dave, he's a really nice guy!"

I wish all of the people I met were so hilarious. :)

Monday, January 07, 2013

Snake

My dad found a snake on the counter in my parent's house yesterday.  In January.  In Ontario.

He said "Do you think it's your mom sending us a sign?"  as I was on the other end of the phone googling snake meaning.  I said "I'm searching that right now."

And I found this:

"As snakes shed their skin through sloughing, they are symbols of rebirth, transformation, immortality, and healing. The ouroboros is a
symbol of eternity and continual renewal of life." 

and this:


"In many parts of Africa the snake is looked upon as the incarnation of deceased relatives.
 
My mother just keeps telling us she's around and I love it.
 

Thursday, January 03, 2013