Wake me up when September ends

So yeah I took this really gay colour picking quiz that I found on Jerk's site (I asked him when he turned into a twelve year old girl taking silly tests like this)
Anyway, my results were eerie so I thought I would share it. Let me know if yours are too.

Robin took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test! "Strives for a life rich in activity and experience..." Click here to read the rest of the results.

Half-Nekkid Thursday

You can close you're eyes and tell me
That you are a visionary
And maybe you're a little scary
But you take my breath away

When you say you'll always be there
It paints such a lovely picture
But no matter how you frame it
It's still pornography

Nobody seems to hear
Till I scream and shout
Even if you tie me down
And you blow my candle out

I'll still glow
I'll still glow
I'll be the perfect someone
that you'll never know
I'll still glow

I see this girl with so much anger
Pacified by holding strangers
Making peace with all her danger
By looking in the mirror

The pureness in my name is gone now
You've taken it too far but somehow
I'll lick my wounds and take the last bow
And hold my cold left hand

There's so many things
That you rant about
The only thing I know for sure
If you blow my candle out

I'll still glow
I'll still glow
I'll be the perfect someone
That you'll never know
I'll still glow

Glow by Katy Rose

The button for HNT is over in the sidebar.
You should play, all the cool kids are doing it.

Pretty Plus is not Pretty

So I went to the doctor yesterday for my regular check-up sorta torture.

Everything went fine except for the scale thingy.

The doctor said "Binsk you're fat as hell, lose some weight" Well, maybe that isn't exactly what she said.

Anyway, does anybody have any weight loss tips they'd like to share with their chubby internet friend?

And not the eat less, exercise more stuff...I want fast and painless.

100 Things - The Third Quarter

Okay, so about a year ago I started my 100 things list. I only made it to number 50, so here are numbers 51 through 75.

51. I have never met a person that drives a Jaguar that I didn't want to punch in the face. What a bunch of tools.

52. I cannot STAND the sound of the dryer finishing.

53. I won a colouring contest when I was 13.

54. I lied and said I was 12.

55. When I was 19 I was unjustly fired from a coffee shop. My boyfriend at the time was so upset that I was crying that he took an entire garbage bag full of croissants and dumped them in the middle of the floor during their morning rush.

56. Another boyfriend, another lost job, and a molotav cocktail. I SWEAR I had NO idea he was going to do something like that.

57. The Dollar Store confuses me. How can they sell all of that shit for only a dollar?

58. "Give me Shelter" is my favourite Rolling Stones song.

59. I've been drinking with Darrell Power of Great Big Sea. He's as funny as all of the other Newfies* I've met.

60. I always mute commercials when I'm watching t.v. due to the fact that they turn the volume up to mach gazillion. Yeah, I know mach is speed.

61. I am a very light sleeper so don't try and sneak into my bedroom when I'm sleeping.

62. I think the sleep button on an alarm clock is one of the greatest inventions ever. I'm surprised mine hasn't worn out.

63. Has been deleted due to the chance that it could incriminate me in a court of law.

64. I can drink most people under the table.

65. I always have a Bionaire air purifier running, mostly for the sound.

66. I have four piercings in my ears, three on the left, one on the right, but I never wear earrings because they make my ears red and itchy.

67. Flip This House on A&E is my new favourite show.

68. I played hockey for one year when I was 11. (oh yeah baby, that jacket is 100 percent 80's corduroy)

70. I think university is a bunch of bull unless you are going to be a doctor.

71. I think everyone should stop microwaving stuff in plastic.

72. I tried out to be a cheerleader, I made the team, and then I quit.

73. My favourite word is Haligonian.

74. Sometimes I play dumb to see if new people I meet are nice or not. Is that manipulative? Ooops.

75. Sometimes I'm just a little south of smart on unpurpose.

*The term Newfie is used in the most loving way possible.

It's Me Me Monday

Funky Bug has a new game for us to play it's called Me Me Monday. (Click the button at the bottom if you want to play too)
Okay so number 12 on my list is "Doug Gilmour once body checked me but there wasn't any ice. And no it's not a sexual thing."
Went to a party that Doug was at. He was standing right in front of me; we were facing eachother. Somebody called my name. He said "your name's Robin? I hate the name Robin! My ex wife's name is Robin!" And he jumped on top of me on the bed. I knew he was just joking around so I wasn't upset, we all laughed. The End.

For all my non hockey loving friends Doug Gilmour was the captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs in the nineties.

GO LEAFS GO!!

When you are eating alone and you get this fortune what does it mean?

You wanna know what was next to me when I opened this? A beer, 1/2 a diet coke, a mirror and my computer.

It's Friday and I'm very happy about that. Except for the fact that HNT is a whole 6 days away.

What did I ever do before HNT?

What did I ever do before blogging?

I can't imagine. I guess it's like having a kid, you can't remember life before. Yes I just compared blogging to being a parent. Is that odd? Well I never said I was normal. In fact normal sucks if you ask me.

Speaking of crazy,

Tons of Torontonians were packing the gas stations yesterday so they could fill their tanks before Rita strikes in order to save a few bucks. You couldn't have paid me enough to get in one of those line ups last night. Come on people you might be overreacting just a tad, and even if you aren't, that tank is going to run out and you'll have to pay whatever ridiculous price they decide to charge you anyway.

No that's not directed at you silly.

I'm just trying to get Kid Rock's attention.

Do you think you could let him know?

Thanks for all of your thoughts and advice yesterday, it's much appreciated. You know I love you!

Nothing much to say today. HNT is tomorrow - or being posted tonight at midnight - and I've got nothing right now. Are you ready?

J.D. wins Rock Star INXS. I would just like to say congratulations J.D. and please forgive me for my bitchy ways when we met, I was just having a bad day.

I have a question. Do you feel like you are where you should be in life? Do you feel at ease? Do you feel safe and secure? If not, when was the last time that you did? Or when do you think you will feel that way again? And for how long? Is life just a series of changes? Is anyone ever really comfortable or relaxed?

Have you seen that Mitsubishi ad on television where a bunch of people scream ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh for like 30 seconds?? If I find the fuckers that made that ad I will tie them down and scream ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh at them until they cry.

Blue Jays lose 1-0 to the Yankees, I lose twenty bucks at poker and Dorsey's still sleeping.

Okay so I go to the beer store. And the guy I.D.'s me. I smile and give him my I.D. I pay with MY BANK CARD. The store is really busy. The guy beside me is returning bottles, one of which had a broken neck when he bought it - Sooooo he needs to get his change for the empties, another case of beer, and a replacement bottle for the one with the broken neck. Everything is chaotic. Dude beside me asks me how old I am, while the beer store guy is getting my beer, his beer, and the replacement bottle. I tell him. He says "No way!" Then he asks if I'm married. I say "No, maybe that's why I look younger than I am". He laughs. Then the beer store guy comes back with my beer, dude's beer and the replacement beer, and hands me a loonie (a dollar for my non Canadian friends). I put it in my pocket. The other dude says to the beer store guy "Where's my dollar?" And the really busy beer store guy says "I thought I just handed it to you?" At this point I realize that I have accepted the dollar in all of the confusion and conversation, but I paid with MY BANK CARD!!! So I say "Oh sorry I have it", and pull it out of my pocket. I don't know if they really thought I was trying to steal one whole dollar but I felt like such a loser.

P.S. Isn't it funny when you write a word too many times and it starts to look weird? Beer...beer...beer.
P.P.S. Did this make any sense to you whatsoever?

Half-Nekkid Thursday

Appearances Can Be Deceiving

Want to play? Check out Obasso's blog in my sidebar to your right.

Hey new guy,

You've been working with us for 5 days.
Do you think maybe you could keep your Dorito shoot shut?
I don't need you trying to assert your dominance with me (a.k.a. metaphorically peeing on my desk) because:

A) You are nerd
B) You will not win

Go play your ramming horns game with someone else.

There's a woman that hangs out near the Tim Horton's in my building at work. I see her every couple of weeks. And she wears her lipstick like this:

I kid you not. Exactly like that.

It's very unnerving. I just wonder to myself if she does it on purpose to get attention or if she's insane.

This is the air guitar champion of my town...







Don't hate him because he's awesome.

Full Frontal Friday

Frigid? Nope.
See Anti Blogger in my sidebar if you would like to play FFF.

Did anybody else see this?

'Who Wants to be a Millionaire' is on, I flip by and there are two answers still showing, which means chickie has already used the "50/50" lifeline . The two remaining answers are:

c) Galoshes
d) Snowshoes

She still doesn't know the answer so she uses one of her other lifelines, "Phone a friend". She calls her dad. And she says to her father "Which of these items is 25 inches long and 12 inches wide?"

Her father says "snowshoes" to which she replies "How sure are you?" Dad says "very sure", but was probably thinking "How did she find her way to the studio? And who removed her helmet?"

Surprise, surprise, he's right! Great she's now won $300.00. GAWD.

Half-Nekkid Thursday

I love Half-Nekkid Thursday. Everybody comes out to play. So far I've posted my legs, my belly, my this, my that, my this and that, and now I'm in a basket. A basket?
Yeah, a basket. Back to the drawing board.
If you don't know what HNT is and you want to join us, check out Obasso, he's linked in my sidebar.

This is my new baby sister.

Her name is Dorsey.

Shhh...she's sleeping now. She's just a baby.

Turtle Lake II

Went back to Gravenhurst, had an awesome time...except for a few silly spats like,

"Why can't you just decide on something and quit asking me what I want?"

and,

"Maybe you should have brought up the fact that you didn't want to sleep in the tent tonight (and everything has to be moved to the cabin) before we had two bottles of wine and a bunch of beer, not to mention it is pitch black outside."

and,

"YOU ARE USELESS at Pictionary and I never want you to be my partner, you just keep repeating the same word over and over again, baby! baby! baby!"

followed by,

"Oh yeah well that E.T. you drew looked like a snowman with a big gun and a kid that was run over by a bike."

Didn't take many pictures, none that I'd want you to see, mainly due to bad woods hair, big ugly woods type clothes and blurry shaky hand shots.

So here's a cloud we saw on our way up there.

I read a book called 'Lovely Bones'. The first chapter is depressing, then it gets really good. I BAWLED a couple of times reading it but that could be a little more about me than the book. If you read it, let me know if you cry.

Half-Nekkid Thursday

"SOFT PRETZEL"

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EDIT: It's Friday and I want to leave this up because this is the most comments I ever got. I know I was supposed to play FFF but I'm not, again. I know I suck...I still love you though Anti Blogger.

I am going up north and I will talk to you all after the long weekend.
There will be lots of new pictures when I come back.
Have a good one.