Maternal lineage is flawless. That female came out of that female came out of that female.

Paternal lineage is sketchy. That male came out of that female that may or may not have been sneaking around with a different male. And then that baby male (of questionable heritage) has a baby, or at least he thinks he does. Stupid. Cracked system.

This sums up why I think men should take women's names when they get married.

Thanks for your feedback on manboobs. Now I have to see the guy just to see exactly what is going on in that region.

Also, I always have this thought about emailing...which I am sure you have too...when to stop the conversation. Sometimes I will be emailing with somebody and expecting an immediate or pretty immediate response and then nothing...ever. And I think, how rude. But then I wonder how many times I have done the same thing. You get their email and you smile cause they said something funny and then close. But maybe they wanted a response to their funny thing they said. Even though I refuse to say lol I could at least give them a "You are so funny!" but then what do they do just smile when they read that I think they are funny and close, or should they type back thanks??

I really need find more interesting things to stress over.

Oh wait, here's another one...

I was just over at Zona's blog and I mentioned that automated telemarketing calls make me want to kill. I actually say that a lot of things make me want to kill, in writing, on a regular basis. So what happens if I accidently killed someone and then the reporters scanned through my blog and posted how much of a hypothetical killer I have always been? I would so go to jail. Even for an accident. That reminds me of the time I accidentally kicked a window in an old age home and broke it. And there was a cop across the street. He didn't see who did it because there was a whole group of us standing there. He asked who did it. I said I did, but it was an accident. He didn't believe me. So I got to experience the whole handcuffs, back of a cruiser, mug shot, finger printing thing. Good times. This was before OJ taught me that the truth does not set you free, denial does.

One of my bestfriends called last night at around 1:30 a.m. She NEVER does that but she had been at her work Christmas party and had a bunch to drink.

My buddy:"Hi Robin, what are you doooooooooooooing?"

Me: "Nothing you?"

My buddy: "Well Jamie's here and he's hot and you're hot, hold on."

Jamie: "Hello"

Me: "Uh hi I guess this is Jamie?"

Jamie: "Yeah"

Me: "Having a good night?"

Jamie: "Yeah pretty good"

Me: "Oh okay, well can you put Laura back on?"

Jamie: "Yeah"

My buddy: "Robin he is sooooooooooo cute, he has man boobs!"

Me: "Man boobs?"

My buddy: "Yeah, but not the squishy kind the hard kind."

Me: "You mean pecs?"

My buddy: "Yeah PECS!"

Me: "I like skinny guys"

My buddy: "Yeah why do you like squirrelly guys?"

Not sure if she heard squirrelly instead of skinny, or if she actually thinks I like squirrelly type guys.

Anyway, since the Jason thing is over maybe I should go visit my buddy, her husband and their hot friend, even if he isn't much of a conversationalist.

*The names have been changed to protect the innocent. Okay not Jason's name, and not Jamie's name...just Emily's...oops I mean Laura's. Ha ha, her name's not Emily either. I am funny.

"Nudity, sex, drinking dethrones beauty queens"

"Okay walk down that runway in a bathing suit and high heels. Good.

Now turn around and give us the back view. Nice.

Alright you are the best looking, you win.

Wait a second. WHAT? You drank in a bar at TWENTY??? Are you CRAZY?? And you've been nude in pictures with a body like that???? What were you thinking????? And you've been having SEX???? Who do you think you are a MAN???? You aren't allowed to have sex, you are just supposed to BE sex."

Fuck off with your ridiculous "code of conduct" Miss America pageant.

Danasaur had a fun thing on her blog the other day.

Ten Things

List ten things you want to say to people you know but you never will, for whatever reason. Don't say who they are. Use each person only once.

10. You smell like cheese. I think it's parmesan actually.

9. Why?

8. No I didn't. But I can tell you did.

7. Why?

6. Why?

5. Why?

4. Why?

3. Why?

2. Why?

1. Why?

It's 9:48 p.m. here and I am going to a bar by myself. I will report back.

Edit: 1:26 a.m. seven and a half white russians and I can still type, sort of.

That Ozzy dude on Survivor is HOT and I thought it way before he started winning everything, now he's just HOTTER.

So is Bo Duke aka John Schneider. So sexy.

Okay I'm drunk blogging for sure.

Anyway, my dog was pretending to nip me and he actually did nip me and I have a huge bruise on my leg. Maybe I should sue him? Actually I forgive him because he is only ten months old and a dog and because once I did something once that I didn't really mean to do so it's only fair.

First sentence from the first post of each month in 2006.
Stolen from Jerk and Leesa.

January:
It's my birthday today
February:
I received this in the mail today from my brother.
March:
Half Nekkid Thursday
April:
Ba-ba-loo-ee Ba. (Yep that's what it said)
May:
It's a boy! (I got my puppy)
June:
My dog likes to pee in the neighbour's yard.
July:
Happy birthday to my little brother.
August:
To laugh often and much.
September:
A letter to the owner of the bar I used to frequent.
October:
Check this out.
November:
Date number...I think I lost count...7 maybe?
December:
I cannot stop the memes.

I am FASCINATING, no wonder you come by here.

I really love Ratpony's art.



This is a picture she did of me. I am so lucky huh?


She sent a funny email with it too.






Yo

sorry i took so long. and sorry it looks weird and probably not like you at all. and sorry you're all blue.

i hope you get a cheap laugh out of it at least

toodle pip

lisa aka ratpony


I love it Lisa, thank you.

A little meltdown I had myself over at Starlet's blog:

This shitty bar i go to a lot with my friends has a 2-long-island limit for girls. no limit for guys. that's fucked up.
Hedy De Vine | Homepage | 12.12.06 - 2:10 pm | #

OMG I would KEEL everyone in that bar if they LIMITED me to two and let the guys drink what they want. KILL. KILL. KILL. And then I would call the papers and the police and whoever else would listen to me complain about the dead man who wouldn't give me a third Long Island because I have ovaries. KILL.
binsk | Homepage | 12.12.06 - 5:08 pm | #

Edito: Hey you guys Hedy is from Minnesota...so unless she and her friends take cabs over the border or she has a private jet, the bar is in the States. Right Hedy?

I was decorating for the holidays and while I was looking for the three or four Christmasy things I have, I found a whole box of "video cassettes" so I decided to take a look at them, and what I found made me go hmmmmm.

The videos I found were recorded half my life ago, when my boyfriend was 4. You do the math, because I don't want to. Before Kurt even. It's hard to imagine life before Kurt. After Kurt is still taking some getting used to.

Here are a few of my thoughts while I was watching these videos:

Has David Lee Roth ever come out of the closet? Because maybe I missed it. And if I didn't miss it then he must still be hiding in there somewhere because there is no way in hell that dude is straight.

Motley Crue was just as contrived as The Backstreet Boys, I just didn't see it because back then I was the stupid young kid that thought they were in it for the love of the "music".

Vince Neil was pretty sexy.

Madonna was not as attractive as I once thought she was. I remember wishing I had KNEES just like hers. When she bent hers in the Lucky Star video they were very square, like flat on the top, mine are pointy when bent. You know what I mean?

Def Leppard equalled a guitarist that was alive, a drummer with two arms, and a lead singer I wanted to lick to death. Now...not so much on all counts.

That Whitesnake video with Tawny Kitaen is still hot. Tawney Kitaen is still a cool name.



God I am old.

All I can say is at least you are all coming with me.

I got my hair cut, it looks pretty much like Kurt's in that picture, but brown and with big bangs.

Eighties/nineties style. Word. Chater.

And happy birthday Jason baby. And when I say baby, I mean baby, and baby.

These are some thick bangs. But I think I like them.

Blah blah blah...I need some excitement.

Tomorrow I am going to cut my own hair, that should keep me entertained for a while.

I'm going to cut BIG bangs, HUGE bangs, GANGTSA bangs.

Actually I don't think many gangstas have bangs but whatever.

Also I am going to make turkey chili.

And then I might prank call people or go to the mall and give people I don't know dirty looks just to see their reactions.

Or maybe I will smile maniacally at them, yeah that might be better.

Methinks I cannot stop reading this.

It's a diary from 350 years ago that has been turned into a blog.

They drink in the morning at different pubs all the time.

And eat pease porridge, gamble, fight, and worry about the smallpox and getting fired.

"So to bed, where my wife and I had some high words upon my telling her that I would fling the dog which her brother gave her out of window if he [dirtied] the house any more."

Okay so I went to get some beer and on my way I heard Corey Hart singing Never Surrender. Thanks Corey for putting it all in perspective for me.

Anyway, I was over at Corrina's blog (aka Gus Greeper) and she's reading this book about something and one of the things in it is Jeopardy (I am paraphrasing as if you couldn't tell) and it basically sums up as what would your top 7 Jeopardy categories be?


My Top 7 Jeopardy categories:

Spelling
Natural health alternatives
Beer
Song lyrics
Six Feet Under
Genetics
Dream meanings

Just found out the brakes on my car have to be replaced immediately or they could fail. $1000.00.

It just keeps getting better and better I tell you.

Pinch me, I must be dreaming, because I am having such a great time.

Edit: 5:07 p.m. - First quote Canadian Tire $1000.00, second quote Midas $800.00. You can bet there will be more quotes before I borrow the money to fix the brakes, and if God takes me over the side of a bridge before that happens then that's some money saved for my headstone.

My pms is so strong right now that I am either going to kill somebody or melt into a huge puddle of tears and clothes. Ugly clothes that I hate.

Chater

You can say "Later chater". A goodbye insult that rhymes.

You can use it as an adjective "That is so chate".

Or a verb. Because that's how versatile the word chate is.

At first glance you might think to yourself "Oh no Robin what did you dooooooooooo? I thought you were just kidding about vandalizing your neighbour's ugly blow up front lawn toys!"

I didn't slash it. I guess today when I took this picture they were just sleeping, because tonight they are all blowed up again in their ugly glory. Actually I can't figure out which way is uglier.

Click on the picture to make it bigger, if you can stomach it.

I am going insane trying to write a business plan for 2007. I don't have Excel on my computer, oh and I hate Excel.

I need a monthly table that I can input daily activities (by the hour). You know what I mean? Do you have one you can send me? Kinda like a calendar, but electronic, that I can input stuff into? And I know Outlook has one but it won't let me copy it to create my own table. GAH. GAH. GAH. I feel like I am going to cry, but that may just be the PMS. Or the full moon.


Also, my dog keeps chewing through his harness, like in 2 minutes when my head is turned. My mom said "You need to put bitter apple or tea tree oil on it and then he won't want to chew it." Well I couldn't find any bitter apple at the store nor did I want to buy any, but I did have some tea tree oil at home so I poured that all over it and now I have to CHASE him around the house to get his harness on because he hates the smell.


Lastly I would like to make a plea to major retailers to stop selling, to people with questionable taste, those ugly blow up Christmas things that you put on your front lawn. So ugly. Makes me want to fast forward right over Christmas, or go and slash them like tires.

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Copy and paste that stuff above into the address line of my blog and hit enter.

You can do it on your own too.

Stolen from Zona, who stole it from JaG and so on...

I cannot stop the memes.

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed. Weird question.

2. Do you take the shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? Sometimes I guess.

3. Have you ever "done it" in a hotel room? Yes.

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No. Well unless you count the stop sign that fell down and I took it home...sorta like taking care of a baby bird that has fallen out of the nest I'd say.

5. Do you like to use post-it notes? Not particularly.

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? Yes.

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? Bees.

8. Toilet paper off the top or the bottom of the roll? Top.

9. Do you always smile for pictures? Hardly ever.

10. What is your biggest pet peeve? Backstabbers or copycats.

11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Out. In squishes your legs flat like you've been steamrolled in your bed or something. And what if you get hot and you can't stick your feet out?

12. Favorite School grade? I guess senior. It was all about euchre.

13. Have you ever peed in the woods? Of course.

14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing? Yes.

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? Yes.

16. How many people have you slept with this week? One.

17. Do you like popcorn from those big tins? I don't know what it is.

18. What is your "song of the week"? Song of the week? People have those?

19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Yep.

20. Do you still watch cartoons? Yes only a few.

21. What's your favorite scary movie? The Exorcist

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? My parent's backyard?

23. What do you drink with dinner? Beer or coke.

24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Honey mustard

25. What are your favorite foods/cuisine? Right now Thai. Or Indian.

26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Office Space, Trainspotting.

27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? J-Fed.

28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? A Brownie, and I think I quit after I hopped over the lily pads and graduated to Girl Guides. That's how a Brownie graduates.

29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? Yes, I think I would. If it was tasteful.

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? The eighties?

31. Can you change the oil in a car? No.

32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Yes. I hate that.

33. Run out of gas? Yeah in a boat that wasn't mine and we were half way home and the coastguard wouldn't come and get us and it was late at night and we had to stay out there til morning and I was the only sober one and I was scared to death listening to the huge shipping vessels thinking they were not to going to see us and crush us.

34. Favorite kind of sandwich(s)? Tuna. Even though I haven't been eating a lot lately due to mercury or something. Fucking environment.

35. Best thing to eat for breakfast? Eggs.

36. What is your usual bedtime? 12

37. Are you lazy? Not really.

38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? A die. As in two dice, one die. It's VERY hard to keep up with your friends when you are inside a huge cardboard box.

39. Do you remember you first Email Address? No.

40. How many languages can you speak? Two. Well one and un peu de francais.

41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? Nope.

42.Which are better legos or Lincoln logs? Legos. I don't know theeeeees Lincoln Logs?

43. Are you stubborn? If warranted.

44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman? Letterman. Leno irritates me, like makes me want to punch him in the head really hard, repeatedly.

45. Ever watch soap operas? I have.

46. Afraid of heights? Not really.

47. Sing in the car? ALWAYS.

48. Dance in the shower? Sounds dangerous, no.

49. Dance in the car? No, ON the car though, Whitesnake style.

50. Ever used a gun? I'm Canadian.

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? 10 years ago.

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? A lot of the time.

53. Is Christmas stressful? I'm not allowing it to be anymore.

54. Ever eat a pierogie? Yes. Yum.

55. Favorite fruit pie? Cherry.

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? An orthodontist and an actress.

57. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes.

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yes.

59. Take a vitamin daily? Many vitamins daily. Like freakish amounts.

60. Wear slippers? No.

61. Crunchy or Smooth peanut butter? Smooth.

62. What do you wear to bed? Tank top or t-shirt

63. First concert? Michael Jackson.

64. Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart? Walmart.

65. Nike or Adidas? Nike.

66. Cheetos or Fritos? Both.

Stolen from Greek Chickie, she seems to enjoy the memes as much as I do lately.

Thu Nov 30, 4:56 PM

SAN DIEGO (AP) - A killer whale that dragged a trainer underwater during a show at SeaWorld Adventure Park may be allowed to perform again despite past incidents stretching back to 1993, park officials said Thursday.

The whale, Kasatka, tried to bite the trainer during a show in 1999, and tried to bite another trainer in 1993. "Animals who have been involved in incidents like this in the past have been allowed to continue performing," SeaWorld San Diego spokesman Dave Koontz said.

Park trainers were examining the female orca and trying to determine what made her grab trainer Ken Peters and twice hold him underwater during a show, Koontz said.

If I were a killer whale and you were confining me and making me perform tricks I'd bite you too.

What is wrong with people?

You know when you are surfing around blogs and then you get a call or something so you leave the computer and maybe then you go out for a few hours and then you watch a movie and then you come back to the computer and it's still sitting on that same blog, do you think that person if they checked their site meter would actually think that you were reading their blog for 6 hours? Cause I think if someone was reading my blog for 6 hours that would be kinda, I don't know, odd or something.

Do you think this is a joke, or the coolest email EVER?


"Hi!
Let´s just say that you were touched, at least with the gift of photography!
You´re not gonna believe how I found your blog...
I dreamt last night with the name Binsk. I put it in Google and voilá!! Yours was the first thing that came up! Don´t get me wrong and please don´t be afraid...I live in Portugal...I just thought it was peculiar, to say the least... Anyway, that´s all..."

Okay, enough with the memes.



I've decided to compose a list of original insults and compliments.



Feel free to use them should the need arise.






Insults:

Hey aren't you the guy from the cigarette packs? (Canadian)
If I told you that something was your wife would you beat it? (A thinker)
You should eat more fried foods.
If I were a cat and I had to spend time with you, I would eat poison ten times.
If you were just a tad brighter you would be midnight.
Are you the lead singer of Nickelback?
How long have you been in the coma?
You suck more than my 'original insults list'



Compliments:

You smell like Stella. (For the discriminating alcoholics)


Okay, I could only come up with one compliment, but it's good no?


Also, I am going to start teaching my dog other languages.
Multi-lingual dogs are probably very popular and get all of the high paying gigs.

Donde Esta Ese Hueso?

Will somebody PLEASE help me put my header on top of my blog?

Every time I try to do it, it takes off half of the picture.

Went to Jason's for dinner.

He cooked. And got us some nice red wine. And we watched The Leafs lose.

But it was still really nice.
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Watched Elizabethtown.

Orlando has officially knocked Johnny Depp out of the top spot of guys that I will never meet but am totally in love with.



Orlando,
I bet you don't realize how hard it really was for you to knock Johnny out of the top spot. I didn't think it was possible. Sigh.



And now a meme:

It's something like I say, you think. One word only.


Yourself: Broke
Your partner: Young
Your hair: Long
Your Mother: Smart
Your Father: Strong
Your Favorite Item: Money
Your dream last night: Nothing
Your Favorite Drink: Beer
Your Dream Car: Hummer
Your Dream Home: Pool
The Room You Are In: Den
Your Ex: Angry
Your fear: Loss
Where you Want to be in Ten Years? Happy
Who you hung out with last night: Parents
What You're Not: Mean
Muffins: No
One of Your Wish List Items: Dishwasher
Time: Floyd
The Last Thing You Did: Smoke
What You Are Wearing: Clothes
Your favorite weather: Tepid
Your Favorite Book: Non-fiction
Last thing you ate: Canneloni
Your Life: Unexpected
Your mood: Happy
Your Best Friends: Funny
What are you thinking about right now: This
Your car: Explorer
What are you doing at the moment: Drinking
Your summer: BB7
Relationship status: Boyfriend
What is on your tv: Nothing
What is the weather like: Cool
When is the last time you laughed: Today

Stolen from the Chickie of Greece.

I think I have a U.T.I. or a bladder infection or something. I've never had one before but that is what it is feeling like, (after I googled the symptoms). So I got some cranberry juice and probiotic yogurt because I am ALL about the natural remedies (also googled).

I'll let you know if it works.

And this morning, rather than buying some sort of scrub to exfoliate my skin, I just used Celtic sea salt (which I use instead of regular salt) and honey.

My skin is SO soft. You should try it.

Click on the boob shirt to see how you too can own a boob shirt.

Yes, I have become a Cafe Press Whore.

In other news I just got back from the beer store.

I got id'd again.

I love that.

1.The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
Johnny Depp, Santa, a long lost rich relative.

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Yes.

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
Depends. Usually listener.

4. Do you take compliments well?
Not at all, but working on it.

5. Are you an active person?
Well, I wasn't for eight or nine months, but I've been making up for it lately.

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, do you survive?
Probably. Yeah, maybe not. Would I have a cell phone?

7. Do you like to ride horses?
I guess. Is this a euphemism for sex? If it is then yes I REALLY do. (See answer number 5.)

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
Yep. I was dubbed "Tracy No-Show" because it was tennis camp and I had a Tracy Austin tennis racket and never showed up for lessons.

9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
Soccer.

10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married would you?
I would not.

11. Are you judgemental?
Not really.

12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
Yeah.

13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
I guess pursued.

14. Use three words to describe yourself:
Caring, loyal, creative.

15. If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind?
Neither.

16. Are you continuing your education?
Not at the moment.

17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
Nope.

18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you tried to save?
My dog.

19. How often do you read books?
Rarely. Maybe one every few months.

20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
Present.

21. What is your favorite children's book?
"Are you my mother?" by Dr. Seuss. That poor baby bird was looking for love in all the wrong places. A tractor? I mean really.

22. Have you kissed any of your Blog friends?
Probably.

23. How tall are you?
5'6" and three quarters.

24. Where is your ideal house located?
Muskoka.

25. Boxers, briefs, thongs, panties, or grannies?
Guys: boxer briefs Me: boy short thingies.

26. Last person you talked to?
Jason.

27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Yes.

28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
10 years ago, I didn't even know they still existed.

29. What are your keys on your key chain for?
Locks (thanks Steve)

30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
The mall.

31. Where is your current pain at?
No pain right now.

32. Do you like mustard?
Yep, all kinds and lots of it.

33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
Both.

34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
Both. I'm definitely a combo platter.

35. How long does it take you in the shower?
5 minutes.

36. Can you do a split?
The splits? No.

37. What movie do you want to see right now?
The Matrix.

38. Do you put lotion on your dog or cats?
Why in hell's name would you put lotion on your pets? Wouldn't that make their fur all greasy or sticky or something?

39. What did you do for New Year's?
Went to my friend Lysa's, I was TOTALLY hungover. On New Year's EVE.

40. Do you think "The Grudge" was scary?
I'm not sure what you are saying?

41. What was the cause of your last accident?
I don't know.

42. How much money do you have on you right now?
Probably like a dollar.

43. What are you drinking?
red wine

44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
Yes she was. And a model.

45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
A.

46. Who did you vote for on American Idol?
I didn't.

47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
8 or 9 is what I prefer.

48. Do you like Carebears?
I've never really thought about it.

49. What do you buy at the movies?
Popcorn, no butter.

50. Do you know how to play poker?
Yes, and I love it but I SUCK at it. I have the WORST poker face in the world. I might as well just tell you what my hand is.

51. Do you wear your seat belt?
Of course.

52. What do you wear to sleep?
A tank top usually.

53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
Nope.

54. How many meals do you eat a day?
Two or three.

55. Is your tongue pierced?
Nope. But I'd love to kiss someone with a tongue piercing just once. Maybe twice, who knows.

56. Do you trust the news reported by the local paper?
It's pretty lame. Like this high school won the football championships, so yeah.

57. What's you favorite NFL team?
ICK. Hate football. Okay the Bills. Not to watch, just because Buffalo is the closest team.

58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
Funny.

59. Ever been to Vegas?
Nope.

60. Did you eat a cookie today?
No.

61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
No, but I am fluent in english cuss words. Cuss words. Heh heh.

62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
I can't tell you.

63. Do you hate chocolate?
No.

64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
Nothing really these days.

65. Is anyone mad at or irritated with you right now?
I don't think so, but then I don't really care much either. Is that bad?

66. Do you open presents on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day?
Both. It's more fun that way.

67. What's your favorite preparation for eggs?
Scrambled. Or Benedict.

68. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?
Photographer.

69. Are you easy to get along with?
Yes, unless you are a moron.

70. What is your favorite time of day?
When I am having sex.

71. Who was your best girlfriend/boyfriend?
No comment.

72. Who do you hate?
People who are mean spirited.

73. Would you ever date your first love again?
I think he has a restraining order against me.

74. Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Yes.

75. Current mood?
No mood to speak of really. Still maybe?

Stolen from Leesa and Nude Memphis Steve.

Watched Titanic for the first time last night. Yes, I am serious. I won't tell you about it, because I am sure you already know.
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I've decided to use more makeup. I always look so washed out in pictures and I figured out why, because I need more makeup. Last night I was wearing lots of eyeliner and mascara just to stay in and watch movies with Jason. When we met up he said "I thought we were staying in to watch movies? You look like you are ready to go out." I said "Yeah I'm weird."

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I have to quit drinking Coke. I gave up Diet Coke about a year ago and substituted Coke. You need about 1 can of Coke to replace 50 cans of Diet Coke.

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Did anyone else have trouble sleeping last night? I had one of those nights where you are pretty much awake, with moments of drowsiness ALL NIGHT. So this morning after Jason left for work I went back to bed and slept until 3:30 p.m. So tonight should be pretty much the same thing. Unless I drink a bottle of wine or something.

Your Hair Should Be Orange

Expressive, deep, and one of a kind. You pull off "weird" well - hardly anyone notices.

What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color?

Hmmmmmmmm...just so happens I have a picture of me with orange hair.

I'm a B-lister according to the Blogebrity.

I still haven't figured out who I have to sleep with to get on the A List.

Osbasso of HNT fame helped me get my archives back...thanks buddy.

One of the guys from the restaurant I worked at called and left a message today saying that he was sad that I wasn't working there anymore, and that he has always had a thing for me, and if I want to hang out to give him a call. The last time I spoke to him he said he was engaged and going to move to the States to get married. Also I have a guy. Also I am not attracted to him. But it's nice to get calls like that I guess. I don't want to be mean, but I don't really want to call him back. How do you respond to that? "I got your message about how you have always had a thing for me, thanks, um, that's nice. And I don't have a thing back for you and I don't really want to hang out with you either, but thanks for calling and stuff."

Kind words and generosity delivered to you by somebody you don't even know is probably one of the nicest experiences you can have.

I'm going to pay it forward.

I promise.

Oh and does anybody know how to get your archives back? I accidently erased the HTML in my template.

Hives

To dream that you break out in hives, indicates that you are worried about some situation or decision. It also signifies nervousness and even fear.

Talked to the owner at work. He said he was "taking me off the schedule". That's nicer than firing me huh? He said it was because of the "incident" where I refused to serve a table because the guy at it was somebody that worked in my other "day" job. I basically hid in the back. Ha ha. Anyway my dad who I also work with at my day job said that I did the right thing and we don't need people in our work knowing that I am waiting tables because I am so broke. (Not that there's anything wrong with waitressing or waitresses, there are a few of them there that I will continue to hang out with. Not to mention the sexy Jason.)

And blah, blah "I will put down that you resigned on your papers if you prefer, whatever you'd like" and "Please feel free to come in here any time."

Yeah when I get a hankering for apple crisp microwaved in plastic wrap, or five pounds of meat, eggs and cheese in a skillet I'll for sure drop in.

So I was at work tonight right?

And I looked at the new schedule and my hours are cut down from FIVE shifts to TWO.

And the owner that doesn't write the schedule tells me at the end of the night that the OTHER owner who does write the schedule wants to meet up with me tomorrow at 1 p.m. (on my day off)

I say "Why?"

He says "Oh I don't know."

Bullshit he doesn't know.

I say I have a really busy day but I will try and if I can't make it I will call.

"Oh okay that'll be good." he says.

What the fucking fuck?

If you are out to eat with some friends and you order a round of WATER for everybody, you are not a hero, you are annoying...especially when NOBODY drinks it.

When you see that there is NO ONE left in the restaurant you are at, and the open signs are off, don't ask the waitress if she is waiting for you to leave because she will LIE to you. We are not allowed to say "Yes you annoying prick, as soon as you leave I can."

If you say you are ready to order, then ORDER. Don't sit there for five minutes re-reading the menu.

Some of your kids are REALLY cute. Some of them aren't. At all.
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Huh? What? Toliet paper?

I had NO idea that Charmin Ultra soft was SO soft until it was on sale.

I usually buy the cheap no name stuff.

I don't think I can go back after my Charmin experience.

It's like heaven.

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The Good Girl with Jennifer Aniston and that dude from Brokeback Mountain is probably one of the worst movies I have seen in my ENTIRE life. Blech.

The Break Up is pretty sucky too.

Except Vince Vaughan is in it.

Even though he is getting old, he is still very sexilishissssss.

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Oh yeah and date number eight was perfect.

Fajitas, The Leafs, and awesome late night lovey dovey fun.

Life is good.

I just gotta get the angry waitress stuff out for the sistahood.

Nothing to say.

But that's never stopped a blogger before now has it?

Ummm...

Going to work in an hour or so.

My dude quit the restaurant so that makes work a little less hot.

Going to a bar afterwards and I might get to see Sassy and Mr. Sass again.

Have a nice Saturday night.

Peace out.

Date number...I think I lost count...7 maybe?

We went to Screemers at the Toronto Ex.

Yeah...I thought I might have a heart attack or something before I went, but I survived.

Jason ended up with a little mascara on his white shirt because I was constantly hiding my face in it.

The Black Hole was ridiculous...you can't SEE. For like TEN minutes.

And the spinny thing that made you think you were going sideways was CRAZY.

Hope you all had a fun Halloween too. Especially Brico, it's his birfday.