Thursday, November 30, 2006

Thu Nov 30, 4:56 PM

SAN DIEGO (AP) - A killer whale that dragged a trainer underwater during a show at SeaWorld Adventure Park may be allowed to perform again despite past incidents stretching back to 1993, park officials said Thursday.

The whale, Kasatka, tried to bite the trainer during a show in 1999, and tried to bite another trainer in 1993. "Animals who have been involved in incidents like this in the past have been allowed to continue performing," SeaWorld San Diego spokesman Dave Koontz said.

Park trainers were examining the female orca and trying to determine what made her grab trainer Ken Peters and twice hold him underwater during a show, Koontz said.

If I were a killer whale and you were confining me and making me perform tricks I'd bite you too.

What is wrong with people?
You know when you are surfing around blogs and then you get a call or something so you leave the computer and maybe then you go out for a few hours and then you watch a movie and then you come back to the computer and it's still sitting on that same blog, do you think that person if they checked their site meter would actually think that you were reading their blog for 6 hours? Cause I think if someone was reading my blog for 6 hours that would be kinda, I don't know, odd or something.

Monday, November 27, 2006

Do you think this is a joke, or the coolest email EVER?


"Hi!
Let´s just say that you were touched, at least with the gift of photography!
You´re not gonna believe how I found your blog...
I dreamt last night with the name Binsk. I put it in Google and voilá!! Yours was the first thing that came up! Don´t get me wrong and please don´t be afraid...I live in Portugal...I just thought it was peculiar, to say the least... Anyway, that´s all..."
Okay, enough with the memes.



I've decided to compose a list of original insults and compliments.



Feel free to use them should the need arise.






Insults:


Hey aren't you the guy from the cigarette packs? (Canadian)
If I told you that something was your wife would you beat it? (A thinker)
You should eat more fried foods.
If I were a cat and I had to spend time with you, I would eat poison ten times.
If you were just a tad brighter you would be midnight.
Are you the lead singer of Nickelback?
How long have you been in the coma?
You suck more than my 'original insults list'



Compliments:

You smell like Stella. (For the discriminating alcoholics)


Okay, I could only come up with one compliment, but it's good no?


Also, I am going to start teaching my dog other languages.
Multi-lingual dogs are probably very popular and get all of the high paying gigs.

Donde Esta Ese Hueso?

Sunday, November 26, 2006


Will somebody PLEASE help me put my header on top of my blog?

Every time I try to do it, it takes off half of the picture.
Went to Jason's for dinner.

He cooked. And got us some nice red wine. And we watched The Leafs lose.

But it was still really nice.
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Watched Elizabethtown.

Orlando has officially knocked Johnny Depp out of the top spot of guys that I will never meet but am totally in love with.



Orlando,
I bet you don't realize how hard it really was for you to knock Johnny out of the top spot. I didn't think it was possible. Sigh.



And now a meme:

It's something like I say, you think. One word only.


Yourself: Broke
Your partner: Young
Your hair: Long
Your Mother: Smart
Your Father: Strong
Your Favorite Item: Money
Your dream last night: Nothing
Your Favorite Drink: Beer
Your Dream Car: Hummer
Your Dream Home: Pool
The Room You Are In: Den
Your Ex: Angry
Your fear: Loss
Where you Want to be in Ten Years? Happy
Who you hung out with last night: Parents
What You're Not: Mean
Muffins: No
One of Your Wish List Items: Dishwasher
Time: Floyd
The Last Thing You Did: Smoke
What You Are Wearing: Clothes
Your favorite weather: Tepid
Your Favorite Book: Non-fiction
Last thing you ate: Canneloni
Your Life: Unexpected
Your mood: Happy
Your Best Friends: Funny
What are you thinking about right now: This
Your car: Explorer
What are you doing at the moment: Drinking
Your summer: BB7
Relationship status: Boyfriend
What is on your tv: Nothing
What is the weather like: Cool
When is the last time you laughed: Today

Stolen from the Chickie of Greece.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

I think I have a U.T.I. or a bladder infection or something. I've never had one before but that is what it is feeling like, (after I googled the symptoms). So I got some cranberry juice and probiotic yogurt because I am ALL about the natural remedies (also googled).

I'll let you know if it works.

And this morning, rather than buying some sort of scrub to exfoliate my skin, I just used Celtic sea salt (which I use instead of regular salt) and honey.

My skin is SO soft. You should try it.

Monday, November 20, 2006



Click on the boob shirt to see how you too can own a boob shirt.

Yes, I have become a Cafe Press Whore.

In other news I just got back from the beer store.

I got id'd again.

I love that.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

1.The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
Johnny Depp, Santa, a long lost rich relative.

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Yes.

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
Depends. Usually listener.

4. Do you take compliments well?
Not at all, but working on it.

5. Are you an active person?
Well, I wasn't for eight or nine months, but I've been making up for it lately.

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, do you survive?
Probably. Yeah, maybe not. Would I have a cell phone?

7. Do you like to ride horses?
I guess. Is this a euphemism for sex? If it is then yes I REALLY do. (See answer number 5.)

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
Yep. I was dubbed "Tracy No-Show" because it was tennis camp and I had a Tracy Austin tennis racket and never showed up for lessons.

9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
Soccer.

10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married would you?
I would not.

11. Are you judgemental?
Not really.

12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
Yeah.

13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
I guess pursued.

14. Use three words to describe yourself:
Caring, loyal, creative.

15. If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind?
Neither.

16. Are you continuing your education?
Not at the moment.

17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
Nope.

18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you tried to save?
My dog.

19. How often do you read books?
Rarely. Maybe one every few months.

20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
Present.

21. What is your favorite children's book?
"Are you my mother?" by Dr. Seuss. That poor baby bird was looking for love in all the wrong places. A tractor? I mean really.

22. Have you kissed any of your Blog friends?
Probably.

23. How tall are you?
5'6" and three quarters.

24. Where is your ideal house located?
Muskoka.

25. Boxers, briefs, thongs, panties, or grannies?
Guys: boxer briefs Me: boy short thingies.

26. Last person you talked to?
Jason.

27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Yes.

28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
10 years ago, I didn't even know they still existed.

29. What are your keys on your key chain for?
Locks (thanks Steve)

30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
The mall.

31. Where is your current pain at?
No pain right now.

32. Do you like mustard?
Yep, all kinds and lots of it.

33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
Both.

34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
Both. I'm definitely a combo platter.

35. How long does it take you in the shower?
5 minutes.

36. Can you do a split?
The splits? No.

37. What movie do you want to see right now?
The Matrix.

38. Do you put lotion on your dog or cats?
Why in hell's name would you put lotion on your pets? Wouldn't that make their fur all greasy or sticky or something?

39. What did you do for New Year's?
Went to my friend Lysa's, I was TOTALLY hungover. On New Year's EVE.

40. Do you think "The Grudge" was scary?
I'm not sure what you are saying?

41. What was the cause of your last accident?
I don't know.

42. How much money do you have on you right now?
Probably like a dollar.

43. What are you drinking?
red wine

44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
Yes she was. And a model.

45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
A.

46. Who did you vote for on American Idol?
I didn't.

47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
8 or 9 is what I prefer.

48. Do you like Carebears?
I've never really thought about it.

49. What do you buy at the movies?
Popcorn, no butter.

50. Do you know how to play poker?
Yes, and I love it but I SUCK at it. I have the WORST poker face in the world. I might as well just tell you what my hand is.

51. Do you wear your seat belt?
Of course.

52. What do you wear to sleep?
A tank top usually.

53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
Nope.

54. How many meals do you eat a day?
Two or three.

55. Is your tongue pierced?
Nope. But I'd love to kiss someone with a tongue piercing just once. Maybe twice, who knows.

56. Do you trust the news reported by the local paper?
It's pretty lame. Like this high school won the football championships, so yeah.

57. What's you favorite NFL team?
ICK. Hate football. Okay the Bills. Not to watch, just because Buffalo is the closest team.

58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
Funny.

59. Ever been to Vegas?
Nope.

60. Did you eat a cookie today?
No.

61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
No, but I am fluent in english cuss words. Cuss words. Heh heh.

62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
I can't tell you.

63. Do you hate chocolate?
No.

64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
Nothing really these days.

65. Is anyone mad at or irritated with you right now?
I don't think so, but then I don't really care much either. Is that bad?

66. Do you open presents on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day?
Both. It's more fun that way.

67. What's your favorite preparation for eggs?
Scrambled. Or Benedict.

68. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?
Photographer.

69. Are you easy to get along with?
Yes, unless you are a moron.

70. What is your favorite time of day?
When I am having sex.

71. Who was your best girlfriend/boyfriend?
No comment.

72. Who do you hate?
People who are mean spirited.

73. Would you ever date your first love again?
I think he has a restraining order against me.

74. Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Yes.

75. Current mood?
No mood to speak of really. Still maybe?

Stolen from Leesa and Nude Memphis Steve.
Watched Titanic for the first time last night. Yes, I am serious. I won't tell you about it, because I am sure you already know.
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I've decided to use more makeup. I always look so washed out in pictures and I figured out why, because I need more makeup. Last night I was wearing lots of eyeliner and mascara just to stay in and watch movies with Jason. When we met up he said "I thought we were staying in to watch movies? You look like you are ready to go out." I said "Yeah I'm weird."

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I have to quit drinking Coke. I gave up Diet Coke about a year ago and substituted Coke. You need about 1 can of Coke to replace 50 cans of Diet Coke.

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Did anyone else have trouble sleeping last night? I had one of those nights where you are pretty much awake, with moments of drowsiness ALL NIGHT. So this morning after Jason left for work I went back to bed and slept until 3:30 p.m. So tonight should be pretty much the same thing. Unless I drink a bottle of wine or something.

Saturday, November 18, 2006


Your Hair Should Be Orange



Expressive, deep, and one of a kind.

You pull off "weird" well - hardly anyone notices.



Hmmmmmmmm...just so happens I have a picture of me with orange hair.

I'm a B-lister according to the Blogebrity.

I still haven't figured out who I have to sleep with to get on the A List.


Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Osbasso of HNT fame helped me get my archives back...thanks buddy.

One of the guys from the restaurant I worked at called and left a message today saying that he was sad that I wasn't working there anymore, and that he has always had a thing for me, and if I want to hang out to give him a call. The last time I spoke to him he said he was engaged and going to move to the States to get married. Also I have a guy. Also I am not attracted to him. But it's nice to get calls like that I guess. I don't want to be mean, but I don't really want to call him back. How do you respond to that? "I got your message about how you have always had a thing for me, thanks, um, that's nice. And I don't have a thing back for you and I don't really want to hang out with you either, but thanks for calling and stuff."
Kind words and generosity delivered to you by somebody you don't even know is probably one of the nicest experiences you can have.

I'm going to pay it forward.

I promise.

Oh and does anybody know how to get your archives back? I accidently erased the HTML in my template.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Hives

To dream that you break out in hives, indicates that you are worried about some situation or decision. It also signifies nervousness and even fear.

Talked to the owner at work. He said he was "taking me off the schedule". That's nicer than firing me huh? He said it was because of the "incident" where I refused to serve a table because the guy at it was somebody that worked in my other "day" job. I basically hid in the back. Ha ha. Anyway my dad who I also work with at my day job said that I did the right thing and we don't need people in our work knowing that I am waiting tables because I am so broke. (Not that there's anything wrong with waitressing or waitresses, there are a few of them there that I will continue to hang out with. Not to mention the sexy Jason.)

And blah, blah "I will put down that you resigned on your papers if you prefer, whatever you'd like" and "Please feel free to come in here any time."

Yeah when I get a hankering for apple crisp microwaved in plastic wrap, or five pounds of meat, eggs and cheese in a skillet I'll for sure drop in.

Friday, November 10, 2006

So I was at work tonight right?

And I looked at the new schedule and my hours are cut down from FIVE shifts to TWO.

And the owner that doesn't write the schedule tells me at the end of the night that the OTHER owner who does write the schedule wants to meet up with me tomorrow at 1 p.m. (on my day off)

I say "Why?"

He says "Oh I don't know."

Bullshit he doesn't know.

I say I have a really busy day but I will try and if I can't make it I will call.

"Oh okay that'll be good." he says.

What the fucking fuck?

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

If you are out to eat with some friends and you order a round of WATER for everybody, you are not a hero, you are annoying...especially when NOBODY drinks it.

When you see that there is NO ONE left in the restaurant you are at, and the open signs are off, don't ask the waitress if she is waiting for you to leave because she will LIE to you. We are not allowed to say "Yes you annoying prick, as soon as you leave I can."

If you say you are ready to order, then ORDER. Don't sit there for five minutes re-reading the menu.

Some of your kids are REALLY cute. Some of them aren't. At all.
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Huh? What? Toliet paper?

I had NO idea that Charmin Ultra soft was SO soft until it was on sale.

I usually buy the cheap no name stuff.

I don't think I can go back after my Charmin experience.

It's like heaven.

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The Good Girl with Jennifer Aniston and that dude from Brokeback Mountain is probably one of the worst movies I have seen in my ENTIRE life. Blech.

The Break Up is pretty sucky too.

Except Vince Vaughan is in it.

Even though he is getting old, he is still very sexilishissssss.

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Oh yeah and date number eight was perfect.

Fajitas, The Leafs, and awesome late night lovey dovey fun.

Life is good.

I just gotta get the angry waitress stuff out for the sistahood.

Saturday, November 04, 2006



Nothing to say.

But that's never stopped a blogger before now has it?

Ummm...

Going to work in an hour or so.

My dude quit the restaurant so that makes work a little less hot.

Going to a bar afterwards and I might get to see Sassy and Mr. Sass again.

Have a nice Saturday night.

Peace out.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Date number...I think I lost count...7 maybe?

We went to Screemers at the Toronto Ex.

Yeah...I thought I might have a heart attack or something before I went, but I survived.

Jason ended up with a little mascara on his white shirt because I was constantly hiding my face in it.

The Black Hole was ridiculous...you can't SEE. For like TEN minutes.

And the spinny thing that made you think you were going sideways was CRAZY.

Hope you all had a fun Halloween too. Especially Brico, it's his birfday.