Saturday, December 31, 2005

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There is swearing in this so don't open it at work, unless you work somewhere that they are into that.

Thursday, December 29, 2005

Half-Nekkid Thursday - 2005 finale

Tonight Osbasso has asked us to pick our favourite HNT as our goodbye to 2005.

I picked two. Is that selfish?

Happy New Year my pretties...

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

I'd like to first thank the academy, it's an honour just to be nominated.
How evil are you?

Monday, December 26, 2005

So my dad tells us at Christmas that he went to the doctor for one of those regular check-up things and the doctor says "Oh you've got dry skin on your face. I have a great cream that you could use to clear that up." (Maybe if you were two inches from my dad's face you could tell that he had some dry skin, but to look at him from a normal distance you wouldn't notice it at all.) Anyway, his doctor prescribed FOUR tubes of it. My dad goes to the pharmacy and hands them the prescription and says I think two should be fine for now. AFTER the prescription is filled they give him the sheet with the side effects:

The most common side effect at the site of application is burning or a feeling of warmth. The burning feeling is usually mild or moderate, occurring in the first 5 days of treatment, and the burning usually clears up in a few days. See your doctor if an application site reaction is severe or persists for more than 1 week. Other common side effects include headache, nasopharyngitis (common cold/stuffy nose), influenza, pharyngitis (sore throat), fever, viral infection, and cough. Some people may get herpes skin infections (like cold sores, chicken pox, or shingles), warts, or swollen lymph nodes (glands). This medication also has a statistically signifigant increase in the risk of lymphoma and follicular cell adenoma.

A statistically signifigant increase in the risk of lymphoma????

I said pardon????

After this little tidbit of information my dad goes back to the pharmacist and says that he wants NOTHING to do with this cream (he has not opened either of the packages by the way). The pharmacist says that there are no returns on medications.

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Saturday, December 24, 2005


I know you've all been naughty so don't even try and pretend otherwise. Santa and I see all. Okay maybe it's just Santa that sees that stuff, but I sense the naughtiness.

Have a Merry Christmas. I will be back...but you won't know when...so stay on your toes.

Oh and a few more things...Christmas is funny. You hang around with your family and you realize that some things are just genetic, therefore not your fault. Take my love of the band Tatu..."Not Gonna Get Us"...my brother LOVES that song too, and he's not even gay (not that there is anything wrong with that.)

Also, last year I posted this and the last paragraph really could keep you out of all sorts of trouble.

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Half-Nekkid Thursday

Today is a special installment of HNT. Our mission was to pick 3 HNTers and tell everybody what we would get them for Christmas.

Here you go:

I would buy Kalani a Paul doll 'cause he's all hot and she's all cool (and hot), and she has mentioned she likes kiwi.

I would buy Tess another one of these outfits...for obvious reasons.

and...

I would buy Ajax Paul a bus ticket to my town. Greyhound even, nothing's too good for Ajax Paul. (Have you seen his body??)

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Merry Christmas

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Can you guess what my FAVOURITE quote is from this??

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

You know how everybody loves to Google? Well, I am thinking that if I put down some long lost friend's names and they Google themselves they'll find me. Fun huh?

Okay so here we go:

Damian McGovern - What the hell happened to you? The last time I saw you, you were wearing a hospital bracelet and holding a six pack of Canadian(that's beer for my Mexican and European friends).

Kim Howland - You are probably married now because you were so pretty and nice. Not that all pretty, nice people are married, no way.

Michael Stanley - You were such a great boyfriend, and I was SO high maintenance. I'm sorry, I was only 21, I'm much nicer now. Really.

Johnny Depp - Okay we've never met, but I feel like we should have, and if you've Googled yourself and found my little blog then there is a god. Hi. Do you like stuff?

Santa - What's up? One lousy winning lottery ticket is all I ask for every year, why you gotta be hating dude?

Monday, December 19, 2005

A Christmas Story

Idiot: How many gift bags you have?
Us: Eight
Idiot: Ten?
Us: No, eight.

Idiot gives a look like she doesn't believe us and motions for us to hand her the bags which she counts and says nothing.

Me: Eight right?
Idiot: Yes eight.

Why in hell's name didn't you just count the bags yourself in the first place instead of playing that little time wasting, call your customers liars game? FAAAAAAAAHK.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Half Nekkid Thursday


Okay I went to see King Kong tonight and didn't take any pictures so Damien's awesome caricature above is my HNT for today. I look EXACTLY like that in a bikini. Yep. I'm not lying.

If you want some real nudity you can go see Ty (I'm talking REALLY nude so don't click this if you are at work or something)

Happy HNT.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005


I am a very spoiled blogger. First Paul from Ajax made me a video...and now my buddy Damien has done a caricature of me. Actually he made two of them (the other one is wearing a bikini) so I'm going to add it to my HNT tomorrow. Thank you so much Damien. You are so talented, and you made me look all hot and stuff.

Also, my mother and I went shopping today and filled a huge hamper with adorable little clothes and toys for Christmas for a two and a half year old girl who is in need. Nothing is more fulfilling. I feel stupid for not liking Christmas much until now.

Monday, December 12, 2005

Ahhh the looks you get when you are at a bar and you take a picture of a glass rack.

Medium is on now...so good...you should watch it.

Sunday, December 11, 2005


Babe Imparting Naughty Stimulation and Kisses

Gay internet quiz number 6,490 stolen from Tommy Gunn and Tish.
Can anybody tell me the end of the limerick "There once was a girl from Nantucket"? I swear I've only ever heard the first line. Maybe it only has one line. Really I'm serious, I need to know.

Does anyone know if those Lindor chocolates have crack cocaine in them? There's gotta be something. I don't even eat a lot of chocolate (I prefer cheeseburgers) but if you put a bowl of those things in front of me I would eat them until I exploded.

Ty the eagle has landed.

And one more thing. Do you ever think about parallel blogging circles? Where there's another you, and another me, and another one of all of our favourite bloggers?

I bet we're better.

Friday, December 09, 2005

I want to take a streetcar downtown
Read Henry Miller and wander around
And drink some Guinness from a tin
'Cause my U.I. cheque has just come in
Ah, where you been... because

Everything is coming up rosy and grey
Ah, the wind is cold but the smell of snow warms me today
And your smile is fine and it's just like mine and it won't go away, 'cause
Everything is rosy and grey

You've been under my skin for more than eight years
It's been eight years of laughter and eight years of tears
And I don't know what the future can hold, or will do, for me and you
But I'm a much better man for having known you
Yeah, you know that's true

Well, I've been told that there's a sucker born every day
Well, I wonder who, yeah, I wonder who
Maybe the one who doesn't realize there's a thousand shades of grey
'Cause I know that's true, yes I do, I know that's true
How about you?

Well, they're picking up trash and they're putting down roads
And they're brokering stocks, the class-struggle explodes
And I'll play this guitar just the best that I can
Well, maybe I'm not and maybe I am
Who gives a damn?

Well, I've kissed you in France and I've kissed you in Spain
And I've kissed you in places I'd better not name
And I've seen the sun go down on Sacre Coeur
But I like it much better going down on you
Ah, you know that's true

The Lowest of the Low

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Half Nekkid Thursday

It's not the soft pretzel but it's close. Click the red button in the sidebar if you would like to play.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

I've been infected by Greek Chickie.

Here are the directions: Write 5 random facts about yourself, and then list the names of 5 people whom you in turn infect.

1...I am claustrophobic

2...If I spill salt I throw it over my left shoulder

3...I once got my foot caught in the spikes of a bicycle wheel and it had to be cut out

4...I once saw a UFO - and I'm talking spaceship, not "it could have been a plane"

5...I won't get my hair cut at a place where they charge women more than men

I'm not going to infect anybody, but feel free to infect yourself.
Day 2 - Vancouver Blizzard 2005 - Revenge of the Commuters

Chilled Vancouver commuters faced their second day of winter hell today,as an additional ¼ centimeter of the peculiar white stuff fell, bringing the lower mainland to its knees and causing millions of dollars worth of damage to the marijuana crops. Scientists suspect that the substance is some form of frozen water particles and experts from Saskatchewan are being flown in. With temperatures dipping to the almost but not quite near zero mark, Vancouverites were warned to double insulate their lattes before venturing out.

Vancouver police recommended that people stay inside except for emergencies, such as running out of espresso or biscotti to see them through Vancouver's most terrible storm to date. The local Canadian Tire reported that they had completely sold out of fur-lined sandals.

Drivers were cautioned to put their convertible tops up, and several have been shocked to learn that their SUV's actually have four wheel drive, although most have no idea how to use it.

Weary commuters faced soggy sushi, and the threat of frozen breast implants. Although Dr. John Blatherwick, of the Coastal Health Authority reassured everyone that most breast implants were perfectly safe to 25 below, down-filled bras are flying off the shelves at Mountain Equipment Co-op.

"The government has to do something," snarled an angry Trevor Warburton. "I didn't pay $540,000 for my one bedroom condo so I could sit around and be treated like someone from Toronto."

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

I hate using hand cream because no matter what kind I use my hands end up all greasy and slippery like I've just rubbed them in butter.

Why do people who are going EXACTLY the same speed on the highway drive BESIDE eachother?

I don’t know where I’m going
But, I sure know where I’ve been
Hanging on the promises
In songs of yesterday
And I’ve made up my mind,
I ain’t wasting no more time
But, here I go again
Here I go again

Though I keep searching for an answer,
I never seem to find what I’m looking for
Oh lord, I pray
You give me strength to carry on,
Cos I know what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams

And here I go again on my own
Going down the only road I’ve ever known,
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
And I’ve made up my mind
I ain’t wasting no more time

I’m just another heart in need of rescue,
Waiting on love’s sweet charity
And I’m gonna hold on
For the rest of my days,
cos I know what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams

And here I go again on my own
Going down the only road I’ve ever known,
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
And I’ve made up my mind
I ain’t wasting no more time


I wrote that. Okay no I didn't, Whitesnake did. But I could have.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Dear former owners of my house,
What the hell did you put the wallpaper border on with in the bathroom? Krazy Glue? Do you know how long it has taken to remove? I think it would have been faster to take the walls out.

Also who picked that pattern? Your great Grandmother? I mean, who under the age of 90 puts up a dark green border with pink roses and blue ribbons?

I guess you thought that lovely dusty rose colour was the perfect backdrop. Gah.


Dear Retailer,
Please stop selling Krazy Glue to morons.

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Half-Nekkid Thursday

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Edito eighto clockita (yes that's Spanish, but don't ask a Spanish person about it because they will probably lie and say it isn'ta ;)
Anyway, the BOOBS win it, in case it was bugging you.
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I cannot take one minute of this Federal "election" that is going on in Canada. You know that they are all liars. You know that the Liberals will win again for some stupid Ontario reason. You know that nothing will change.

AND

How many more times do we have to see some guy dressed up in a light blue hospital outfit strangling a chicken? Fuck you media. We don't need your hysteria.

AND

If you can't pick up your feet when you are walking, consider gluing your shoes to your feet, because the rest of us do not want to hear you shuffling around the Home Depot.

AND

How can a person with NO fruit in their house have a swarm of fruit flies?

AND

I just heard this morning that a guy in Toronto was let off of a rape (aggravated sexual assault) charge because he suffered from sexsomnia. Yep, he was sleep raping, and that is not a crime apparently.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Did anybody see "The Woman with Half a Body" last night on TLC? This woman was SO positive, and so strong and so far from feeling down about her life at any time, and she literally had half a body. AND a schizophrenic 29 year old brother, who had the mental age of a three year old, AND a father with Alzheimer's (both of whom she was taking care of).

If you get a chance to see a repeat of this show it's not a downer like it may sound from my description...it's all about thinking positively no matter what life throws at you.

I get upset when I'm in a traffic jam, or I have nothing to do on a Saturday night, and this chick has been wheeling around her half body on a skateboard for thirty years with a smile on her face. Too cool.

Monday, November 28, 2005

November 28, 2005

Today you might discover that you are powerfully attracted romantically to someone from a distant state or foreign country, Robin. The person is likely to be very highly educated and extremely stimulating, so you could find his conversation riveting. He could be involved in the sciences, or psychology, or perhaps the occult or metaphysics. You'll probably choose to listen rather than do much talking right now. Have fun, and enjoy your day.

The occult?

I'll let you know how this turns out.

Other than that I don't have much to say. See above.

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Half-Nekkid Thursday


Happy Thanksgiving to all of you United Statesians. Hope you have a great holiday.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

If you come by here all of the time and you think to yourself I linked her what's her problem? Her problem is she just clicks on your name to find your blog and then forgets to link you later because that dog has a fluffy tail...what?

Send me an email or leave me a comment if you would like me to link you, unless you are crazy, then you should call me and we'll hang out.

Oh yeah and I'm sending out some emails today at work and I get an autoreply that says:

I will be out of the office starting 11/01/2005 and will not return until 12/31/2999.

Alrighty then.

Monday, November 21, 2005

Freaky effects
(My teeth don't normally look like I'm wearing a mouth guard)
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I wrote a letter to the garbage bag company to ask them if all of their green garbage bags split open during normal use, because I have a whole box of them that are doing that. I'll let you know what they say.
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I also have decided that I am going to send a letter to Santa this year to help me get into the Christmas spirit. All of the things that I want are too big for a stocking and Santa may just say that I have been much too naughty this year. We'll see.
If you want to send a letter to Santa he lives here in Canada.
Santa Claus
The North Pole
Canada
H0H 0H0
Dooooooooooooo it.
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Two more things...what is up with that hissing girl, hair dryer and dead moose ad on t.v.?? Was I not invited to partake in the acid or something?
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And finally, do you think it is quite possibly the stupidest thing in the world not to know where to buy string?? What if you've never purchased string in your whole life, is it still stupid?

Sunday, November 20, 2005


Dearest Binsk,

I find you very amusing, not to mention you have an eye for photography (I'm totally jealous by the way). I figured I'd write an email, since you get so many comments on your blog its probably impossible to keep track of anyone. And yes, I am quite sure you could have been the girl we all stared at and missed our light-change....if my ex didn't have brown eyes and given me a reason to be weary of them, I'd compliment you, as I am sure you are much less evil *wink wink*. Keep up the good work, you've got some talent!

Much love, X
(names have been changed to protect the innocent, or not so innocent)


First of all X (weird name by the way), you are way too sweet. Second of all, thanks for the compliments, everybody loves to feel the love. Thirdly, I keep track of all of you, almost to the point of stalking. Fourth, are you ever going to date a brown eyed girl again? I mean, couldn't you find something else about your ex to hate on, like perky boobs, or small feet? Why pick on us brown eyed girls? And fifth and finally, I wouldn't say I'm evil or innocent, I would say I'm sort of a combo platter.

Much love returned to you, Binsk

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Half-Nekkid Thursday

I will try my very best to get around to see all of you this week. It gets harder and harder each week...what?
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Tuesday, November 15, 2005

The Office


This show is too funny. Seriously. Or not seriously. It's good. I'm not kidding.

Are men necessary?

Hmmmmm...

Binsk is not asking the question. Binsk is merely mentioning the book. And wondering quietly to herself.

I kid, I kid.

Friday, November 11, 2005

I took a few more photos and put them on Uber Photos. I think someone saw me seeing him. Or is it her? I can never tell with squirrels.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

HNT - Torn


I’m all out of faith this is how I feel
I’m cold and I am shamed lying naked on the floor
Illusion never changed into something real
I’m wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn

And I have the sense to recognize that I don’t know how to let you go...

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

The ABCs of Binsk

A...Artistic
B...Big Boobed
C...Creative
D...Dorky, Dramatic (tied)
E...Eclectic
F...Funny
G...Godmother
H...Hooker
I...Individualistic
J...Jittery
K...Kind
L...Loyal
M...Messy
N...Naughty
O...Obsessive compulsive
P...Paranoid, PMSy
Q...Quirky
R...Responsible
S...Spontaneous
T...Timid
U...Unconventional
V...Vitamin popper
W...Weird
X...That's impossible
Y...Youthful
Z...Zen like (yeah right)

This was stolen from Leesa and like she said it's pretty hard to do. And no I'm not a hooker. H was hard.

Monday, November 07, 2005

Last week

Things that don't go well together...
This:


and this:

My pms doesn't go well with brushing my teeth, or having a normal conversation about the weather, let alone moving, so I'm surprised I still have friends.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Moving

Everything is in boxes. The computer is going now. I will be back in a few days...play nice while I'm gone.

Monday, October 31, 2005

There are two girls in my building that I have seen that have dressed up for Halloween. One is wearing a bonnet, a long flowy matching skirt while carrying around a stuffed dog. Not sure what that's about. The other is carrying around a big plastic green watering can, and wearing a straw hat, and KNEE PADS.

Friday, October 28, 2005

I'm on My Space , which I don't really understand, but if you would like to be my friend on there let me know and I will add you (and maybe you could explain the whole point of My Space to me too while we're on the topic). I like to tell the internet I'm currently 26 by the way.

Then there's hot or not... ...and here's my plan. Give me a ten and then I will give you a ten and we will all be happy and popular.

Also something that has nothing to do with anything, I really like cilantro. You may know it as Chinese parsley, or coriander...whatever you want to call it, it is so good.

Oh and if I didn't come and see your half nekkidness yesterday, I'll try to today.

Oh and (insert grocery store name here), you aren't getting away with anything by hiding rotten fruit at the bottom of a fruit salad...do you think people buy them just to eat half? Gawd.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Half-Nekkid Thursday



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Tuesday, October 25, 2005


Still so busy. Still wondering why everything has to be done ten times.
Can't we all stay alert and just do it once?

"I'm sorry you've filled out the wrong form, you are going to have to do it again"
"But you gave me this form and told me to fill it out."

Friday, October 21, 2005


Morning meeting.
New guy announces today is the last day for our United Way campaign.

New guy: "Let's make sure it goes out with a bang by participating in the balloon pop this afternoon."

Other guy: "Well how does the balloon pop work?"

New guy: "There will be a number inside the balloon and when you pop it with a dart you win the prize that corresponds with the number"

Other guy: "Will you be wearing the balloons?"
I personally can't think of a better way to raise money for charity then to pay to throw darts at your coworkers.

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Monday, October 17, 2005

If everybody just did their jobs properly and/or followed through with things they said they were going to do I wouldn't have to spend half of my day "following up".

Sometimes my boss looks at me like he has a little secret. Kinda smirky like. I don't know what kind of face I make back when he does it but if I were a betting girl I would say sour.

I have 6 bazillion things to do and exactly 2 weeks to do them in, so, if I don't come and see you soon know that I still love you. Unless I didn't love you before then know that I still like you. You may have been moved up to the love list too, you never know.

I will try and make it back for HNT and visit all of the people I couldn't last week.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Half-Nekkid Thursday

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Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Eff you Ferrets

The term cougar is really starting to annoy the hell out of me. At first I think it was supposed to mean those women you see who wear the animal print...you know, they kinda stand out at a bar or whatever because they are older and are wearing clothes that aren't really in.

Okay. I guess if you are having trouble keeping up with the styles then maybe you deserve a little ribbing.

Then it gradually changed to mean all older women who date younger men. Why the hell is there a term for that? Men have been doing it for years - like that wrinkly, sickening old dude Hefner, and nobody ever came up with a term for him.

If you ask me I think it should be ferret.

And now it seems cougar has come to mean any woman over thirty. I hear these loser DJs making fun of women just because they are over thirty.

What gives these doofs the right to call us that?

What really boggles my mind is when women say it. Doncha think it's sorta being used to put you down for something that we don't put men down for? Even if you are 22, you don't have long before you are fair game - or "they" lower the age to 25.

When somebody says cougar we should say fuck you ferret.

Or perhaps just fuck you.

Monday, October 10, 2005

I think I've forgotten how to blog

Hopefully it's like riding a bike.

Okay so far so good.

Wanna see some cute dogs?



It's Thanksgiving here, I went to my parent's on Saturday for turkey and poker. I lost. I think I may suck at poker because when somebody is dealing and an ace comes up in the flop I will say "Uh oh!" if I don't have an ace in my hand. Yeah that's pure brilliance.

No I don't think this blogging thing is like riding a bike.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Half-Nekkid Thursday

Diamonds Are Trump...the deck is stacked.
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Monday, October 03, 2005

The Backstreet Boys making fun of cheesy 80's music videos is an example of irony in its purest form. I think. Irony is always so confusing.

Sunday, October 02, 2005

Running (okay walking) for the Cure

Gorgeous day, 5kms, thousands of participants, brave survivors, including Stephanie, who we were walking for.