What the hell happened to my computer chair? It used to glide across the floor so nicely, now it drags and sticks. Damn.
Why can't I sleep at night?
Why do you always have to say good morning to me? I don't think mornings in an office are good. If we were on a beach or something, good morning might make more sense.
My parents are so sad. Their cat Rocky died today. He was so sweet. I'm sad too.
There's a ghost in my house that keeps turning the heat up. But I don't think it's a mean ghost, maybe just a cold ghost.
Sometimes I can't stop thinking about silly things.
I'm sorry if I've ever hurt you...I never meant to.
I need a new washer it squeaks, I need a new dryer it overheats, I need a new refrigerator it buzzes.
Thank you for your support and love, it means more to me than you will ever know.
I hope I've helped you in some small way too.
Sometimes I want to be angry, to make sense of the senselessness of things, but anger doesn't help.
I like the name Arielle. I think I will name my daughter that.
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I'm going to try and answer every single one of your questions because I am an authority on everything (except how to build sandcastles).
1 - One day, while you were out, a couple of weird Canadians (love Canadians!) dropped in on your house and took your chair for a joyride. Not knowing that this is generally unacceptable (breaking into a house, not necessarily taking a chair on a joyride) they neglected to read the instruction manual for the chair and accidentally ran it through some mud. They tried cleaning it up, but missed a spot. They say they are sorry and it won't happen again (taking your chair on a joy ride).
2. You can't sleep because you can't keep your eyelids closed long enough to slip into a coma. That's probably my fault, but I will, as usual, deny everything.
3. I have to say "good morning" to you. And so does everyone else. It's in the contract agreement.
4. The ghost is simply cold, as you suggest. He's also mean, but not to you.
5. I like the name Arielle, too. Just to be on the safe side, I won't ever give any of my daughters that name. That way, if we ever meet up with each other, and our daughters start playing with each other, when one of us calls to them, we won't have any communication problems.
I hope this helps.
Interesting stream of consciousness going on here! Sorry about the cat. You've never hurt me, that I'm aware of, but I accept your apology for the future. You have helped me in some small way. I, too, like the name Arielle.
It's a nice name, rare too. And now I bet no one would make the reference connection cause the The Little Mermaid is kind of old now.
tuesday blues *hug*
Awww... I'm so sorry to hear about your parents' kitty! That's so sad.
I have 2 coworkers that make it their point to come in, practically SINGING "Gooooood morning"... I really wanna slap them silly. It's NOT a good morning. Leave me the EFF alone.
M~
If I ever have any kids (And that seems unlikely the longer I stay single and not bothered) I'd give them olde world names, names that haven't been used for a long time.
Either that or just call the girl Lauren and the other one Child #2
P.S Sorry about the cat and confusion.
You're too cool for any kind of school.
I'm babbling again.
What a great random post. As for the ghost, why not tell him/her to just spend time in your dryer? That ought to solve it's coldness problem.
What if I steal that name first? =D
binsk, i truly enjoy your randomness.
Arielle - I like that. Kinda like Ariel from "The Little Mermaid" (one of my all time fav Disney Movies). Sigh. That movie is so magical.
I used to have a ghost that played with our thermostat too, how funny!
I like the name Arielle too!
the wheels are probably clogged with hair or something.
My parents' cat died last week too. She was almost 16.
And it's not a ghost, it's a programmable thermostat :)
I love your random thought posts.
By the way, all ghosts are cold. Didn't you know that?
I just send you 6 reasons why not to use the Name Arielle.
I sent them via email as I am a big believer in karma and I cannot comment on the subject without serious repercussions. (crap, how do you spell that?)
And I am sorry about your chair, I didn't know the mud would do that!
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