Gooseneck had one of those funny why it's great to a man lists on his blog and I told him that I was going to write one for why it's great to be a woman, which has been done before, but this is my list so it's better.
1...You always know the kid is yours (unless there's one of those crazy hospital mix ups).
2...You get off of elevators first (such gentlemen need to be thanked for their gentlemanliness by the way).
3...You can smell like any fruit or dessert you like and no one is going to call you gay.
4...You don't have to lift heavy stuff (unless you're a female body builder because then you like to for some unknown reason).
5...You can hug anyone you want at almost any time.
6...You make more money for being a stripper or a porn star.
7...You will never lose a game of "bag tag".
8...Purses.
9...You have a clue (ha! threw this in to make sure the boys were paying attention).
10..They're called boobs Ed.
8 comments:
I'm learning so much today.
Yeah. My list was longer!
i get number 10, clearly. but im not following number 9 too well...
You know, I open doors for women, I give up my seats to them on subways, I help them with heavy bags and other lifting but I don't let them off first on elevators.
That one's just silly to me.
I am however, very much inclined to agree with #10.
I love being a woman...and I love having breasts. There are so many perks (no pun intended)!
I agree totally with your list. There are so many great things...also a lot of BS things that we have to deal with but otherwise it is nice.
Good list.
OK, I might be out of the loop, but what the heck is bag tag?
And maybe you ought to rethink those ties... hee hee!!!
~L.
I love your blog..The more I read the more I laugh... you are pretty funny... I like funny
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