Girl walks into a...
Bar. She asks this chick in the bathroom how old she is and she says "I will be 21 in nine days." Oh. Chick says "How old are you?" I tell her. Her jaw drops and she jumps around saying "No your not, I thought you were younger than meeeeeeeeee...what do you doooooooooo?" Well currently I am drinking beer and smoking.
Taxi. She asks the taxi driver how we can stop terrorism. Taxi driver doesn't seem to have the answer. He tells her he is from Canada. She says "No you're not. Listen to your accent." Girl keeps patient taxi driver talking about ridiculous things for another 10 minutes in her DRIVEWAY. They shake hands and taxi driver escapes.
Clothing store. Buys nice clothes for work. Sales girl says in a cute little Slavic accent "My mother always say we are not reeeech enough to buy cheap clothing" Smart mother. Any time you are feeling guilty about buying expensive clothes remember this girl's mother...it will take all of the guilt away.
3 comments:
Um, Yeah... Too poor to buy cheap clothes... Great observation. Like a Ferrari, Armani isn't meant to be worn often, it's meant to look great a few times... (after than the shit pretty much falls apart... damn there went my $125 tie.
Oh, you are like me! People always think I am 18! Every year, they ask me how my final exam went. For crying out loud, I've graduated from university. It must be our extremely healthy lifestyle, huh? Our yoga-exercises at 6 in the morning! The amount of water we drink! The fresh air we absorb every day! And so on and on ...
"How old are you?" I tell her. Her jaw drops and she jumps around saying "No your not, I thought you were younger than meeeeeeeeee .. "
I get a lot of this. I sent a photo of myself to a girl who comments on my blog a lot from Texas. She said "you look really young." I still don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing. When I'm 40-something I'll take it as a good thing. Until then I'm not sure.
But then she added "I always said you are either ugly or hot, because you don't post your photo. You're hot. So I was right."
Happiness comes from small compliments.
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