Do you think I am weird enough to say to a complete stranger in an elevator: "It SMELLS like you just got your hair done."? Why yes, yes I am. I'm not sure why things come out of my mouth sometimes.
To answer the question that needed answering in the end... or to offer my own theory, since it wasn't really a question and I just feel like answering, so back off, ok?
Anywho: Because it takes more will-power to keep it in that spit it out. Especially if it has legs, because then it tries to climb out because you like eating things with legs. Like lobsters. Live.
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K wicked , cus i thought i was the only one, but now we can confuse blogger.com together, i made my own magazine cover, totally to much fun.
P.S: this is the first time i was the first person leaving a comment on your blogg, i had some tears, i won't lie, hehe
Ewwww.. was it that chemical sulfur/bleach smell that makes your nose itch, and your eyes burn?
Cause that's the worst.
Yeah, that's the smell...but maybe I should just smile and say "Nice day tisn't it?" instead :)
You should have touched it and asked if the hair was real. Then cried "I wish I had real hair" when she said it was.
i say weird shit like that too, and then i want to slap myself.
did you feel like that too?
I prefer to invade people's personal space in an elevator. When you are the only two on it, go stand right next to them. It's hysterical.
It could have been worse. You could have said: "You smell nice, have you been jogging?"
if a stranger said that to me in an elevator i would've TOTALLY gotten what they were saying. and i would've thought nothing of it.
i'm all for breaking that tedious elevator silence - anyone that does gets top marks in my book
I love that new hairdo scent. I've seen too many movies where people get murdered in elevators, so I'm all for breaking the silence, too!
(As I tap my fingers on the desktop) I am still waiting for your list...
Corinna that story is hilarious!!!
I don't feel as silly now at least I didn't ask that!
Oh and Gooseneck...I'll work on it I promise! Gotta be in the groove or something.
You didn't...really...did you?
Oh, you DID!
That's funny ;)
To answer the question that needed answering in the end... or to offer my own theory, since it wasn't really a question and I just feel like answering, so back off, ok?
Anywho: Because it takes more will-power to keep it in that spit it out. Especially if it has legs, because then it tries to climb out because you like eating things with legs. Like lobsters. Live.
You could say worse things!!!
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