Friday, February 17, 2006
Adopting a dog is not as easy as one would think. All I want is a medium sized female dog with mad skills, who barks when I am scared but never when I don't want to hear it, who is so pretty and likes to wear leather stuff, who doesn't shed, who loves to cuddle and play, who has a sense of humour, well, MY sense of humour and cleans up my house when I go out. I'm serious. Well except for the cleaning part.
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sounds like a personal ad I just took out not too long ago
HAHAHHA Zona Boy!! OMG!!
I was actually gonna say I would mind a GUY that fit all those requirements... :D
M~
If you go to a shelter and check out the dogs, you'll find the right one, or she/he will find you. :)
Um, what breed of dog did you have in mind? This sounds like Lassie.
How about the dog making coffee?
I was about to send you my dog, and then I noticed the part about "doesn't shed". Twice a year, my dog sheds loses her hair faster than a chemo patient. It's literally coming out by the handful right now.
But she's way fun, loves attention, and loves to play, and is very protective, and is very loyal. You know, even if she didn't shed, I don't think I could bear to part with her...
And she's downright lousy at cleaning the house. Or mowing the lawn...
If you find one, I want a litter mate!
Why not adopt a LIGER, it's pretty much my favourite animal!
I'm not really sure what you're looking for here, but if you'd reconsider the "medium-sized female" part I'd pretty much handle the rest.
Just something to consider...
Michael
Two words for ya baby duck ... Bow-Wow!
Now give the dog a frickin' bone.
TG
You should get two dogs. One would be your main dog. This one is all of the things you described (and would even take you HNT photos for you). The other would be smaller, and act only as an emergency backup dog in the event that the main dog cannot perform its functions.
Can the dog open a can of beer!?!?
The only dog I know of that doesn't shed is a poodle. I hear they are very intelligent too. Until last year I had a Dalmation that I kept indoors. She was a great dog, but the shedding was a problem.
My dog cleans up its own poop... with its mouth.
Does that help?
Hey, you live in Ontario! Did you go to the fun blogger party?
We have 3 dogs now .. do you want one of them? (Please?) (Just kidding! .. kind of ..)
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