One of my bestfriends called last night at around 1:30 a.m. She NEVER does that but she had been at her work Christmas party and had a bunch to drink.
My buddy:"Hi Robin, what are you doooooooooooooing?"
Me: "Nothing you?"
My buddy: "Well Jamie's here and he's hot and you're hot, hold on."
Jamie: "Hello"
Me: "Uh hi I guess this is Jamie?"
Jamie: "Yeah"
Me: "Having a good night?"
Jamie: "Yeah pretty good"
Me: "Oh okay, well can you put Laura back on?"
Jamie: "Yeah"
My buddy: "Robin he is sooooooooooo cute, he has man boobs!"
Me: "Man boobs?"
My buddy: "Yeah, but not the squishy kind the hard kind."
Me: "You mean pecs?"
My buddy: "Yeah PECS!"
Me: "I like skinny guys"
My buddy: "Yeah why do you like squirrelly guys?"
Not sure if she heard squirrelly instead of skinny, or if she actually thinks I like squirrelly type guys.
Anyway, since the Jason thing is over maybe I should go visit my buddy, her husband and their hot friend, even if he isn't much of a conversationalist.
*The names have been changed to protect the innocent. Okay not Jason's name, and not Jamie's name...just Emily's...oops I mean Laura's. Ha ha, her name's not Emily either. I am funny.
14 comments:
I was wondering about the Jason thing. Did I miss a post? Details, girl!!!
you gotta at least give man boobs a shot. think about how great of a "this is how we met" story you'd have to tell your grandkiddies.
Man Boobs are THo THexy.
I was wondering about the cute boy. All is well that ends well...whatever that means.
you should totally meet Pecs!
A chick who likes man boobs, well theres hope for us all. I take it this dude is pec-a-licious.
Awww... shit.... I was really hopeful for you & Jason. Dammit.
M~
Man boobs...uh...great?
sorry things didn't work out with Jason. What happened? But hey, it's christmas, go for the moobs!
damn it,..
he got grounded again didn't he?
i hate it when their mom makes them come in and clean their room...
you were such a bad influence anyway...
; )
say no to man boobs. they are exactly what they say they are.
seriously.
don't do it.
Interesting blog this is my first visit. You have an interesting point about pecks. Most women do seem to care about abs than pecks.
Crappy about Jason..he had such a nice "area"
Onward and upward girl!
see man boobs to me do not mean PECS.
Apparently my *UPDATED* function isn't working because I have fallen way way behind. I didn't know the thing with Jason was over. I'm sorry to hear that. I used to be skinny, but now I have pecs. If I don't work out and eat too much crap they start to transform into man boobs, though. I'm sad to learn that you wouldn't like them either way. Then again, you probably like married guys even less than you like pecs or man boobs, so it's sort of all the same.
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