Friday, December 29, 2006

I just got two books.

'The Complete Idiot's Guide to Pet Psychic Communication'

and

'Wicca for Beginners'

Because I am going to be a good witch who "talks" to the animals.

Yes I am serious.

9 comments:

Marianna said...

Sweet! I can't wait for those conversations!

I bought The Secret today! (the book) I'll be buying the DVD soon too. Thank you. I'm so glad you told me about it.

M~

Leesa said...

If you can figure out what yours are saying, I'd love for you to come and talk to mine ;)

Memphis said...

I'm not a witch, but I do talk to my animals. I say "GET OFF THE COUCH!" and they understand me perfectly.

Ophelia Mourne said...

omg your my twin! I can talk to animals without saying anything. Been able to do it since I can remember.
And I recommend anything by Scott Cunningham if your looking into wicca. He's a wise man and a really good writer.

Anonymous said...

What a cool idea for a book -- pet psychic communication! I should get that and see if I can persuade my neighbor's cat to do my dishes for me.

Memphis said...

I talk to both of my cats and I can already tell you, you can't get them to do dishes. First of all, they hate the water. Second, they have no thumbs so 99 percent of the crap you want them to do, they can't. Third, they're damned lazy.

Sassy said...

Perhaps you could find out why my dog has chewed a decorative snowman, a car charger and a lottery ticket (probably a winner damn it!). I'd love to know, cuz if he doesn't stop this new habit, no amount of pet communication will save his furry ass.

212degreedesigns said...

we've been waiting for you...

LOL

Dan said...

'The Complete Idiot's Guide to Pet Psychic Communication'

Does the title infer that one is an idiot if one buys this book? :)

I can already read my cat's mind ... you don't want to know what she's thinking. Man, the shit! Oh my God! I rue the day I obtained these powers.