If I could be...

I was tagged by Halifax's loss and our gain
Miss Explosive Laughter

What follows is a list of different occupations. You must select at least five of them. You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select five of the items as it was passed to you).Of the five you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers.

Here's that list:

If I could be a scientist... If I could be a farmer...If I could be a musician... If I could be a doctor...If I could be a painter... If I could be a gardener...If I could be a missionary... If I could be a chef...If I could be an architect... If I could be a linguist...If I could be a psychologist... If I could be a librarian...If I could be an athlete... If I could be a lawyer...If I could be an innkeeper... If I could be a professor...If I could be a writer... If I could be a backup dancer...If I could be a llama-rider... If I could be a bonnie pirate...If I could be a midget stripper... If I could be a proctologist...If I could be a TV-Chat Show host... If I could be an actor...If I could be a judge... If I could be a Jedi...If I could be a mob boss... If I could be a backup singer …If I could be a CEO... If I could be a movie reviewer …If I could be a filmmaker... If I could be a sherpa...If I could be a ninja... If I could be a cab driver...

Okay...here goes...

If I could be a judge...I would end the trial right now and lock Michael Jackson up for being a freak.

If I could be a lawyer...I would tell all of my lawyer friends to get all of their lawyer friends together, and so on, until we had all the world's lawyers in the same place and then I would tell them we were going on a trip and I would put them all in a spaceship and fire them out into space so they could never screw with us again.

If I could be a mob boss...I would have a few people "taken care of" (You know who you are.)

If I could be an actor...I would do romantic movies with Colin Farrell and Johnny Depp where they would fight over me in the beginning and then in the end we would all end up together.

If I could be a ninja...I already am a ninja.

Fin.

And the three bloggers I am tagging are....drum roll please....

Ms. Funky Bug

Ms. Artful Blogger

Ms. Notebook