Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Leave the Cookie Monster alone!!!

Kids today are not fat because of the Cookie Monster. Jeeeeeeezus. Why oh why do they have to mess with the Cookie Monster? Why don't we look at video games and processed foods? And while I'm on the topic...the violence that children are exposed to in movies and video games is insane. Naked = Bad. Guns = Good. Well that explains some stuff that's going on.
And on another note, somebody better lock Michael Jackson up soon or I'll go down there and tie up his pedophilic ass myself.

17 comments:

mcgibfried said...

you look quite young in those flikr photos... are they still carding you for your booze?

Robin Alexa said...

Why thank you MCG...yes I got carded a few weeks ago. But when they see my I.D. they look shocked, and embarassed which might be worse than not getting carded. :)

Brandon said...

ha! i just heard about the cookie monster fiasco. pretty sad.

Robin said...

Oh Hell Yes! Let's do rant on this. I had my own inner dialogue when this story hit. The Carrot Monster? Puleez!!

Orus said...

Parents have come to view parenting as more of an inconvenience than a responsibility.

Matt Good said that, about children and violence. I concur.

And the cookie monster is my second favourite. I enjoy those two alien dudes that disappear. Awesome.

Blog ho said...

i blame my rising weight on vodka martinis. we should feed the kids martinis.

Rusty said...

The cookie monster makes me hungry. I'm not eating cookies though... Looks like we have a problem.

Now, between the cookie monster and sponge bob, it looks like we will be having a bunch of fat homosexual children.

Or people just take things way out of context.

Geekbird said...

I disagree, Cookie Monster does cause fatness. He puts weed in them cookies and thus creates the well documented "munchies". What's there to munch on? more weed cookies. an endless cycle

Anti-Blogger said...

Maybe it isn't so much cookie monster as it is the kids sitting on their asses watching the show while eating cookies. They should be on a treadmill while watching the show, if they indeed need to watch the show.

Robin Alexa said...

brandon - please tell your kids that the cookie monster loves cookies and hates carrots no matter what other people say.

Robin - Tell your little bugs too! Even though they are probably too old to care about the Cookie Monster.

Brett - Are those the nope nope aliens, or mop mop or something?? They are my very fave too!!!

Blog ho -It would make bedtime a lot faster.

Robin Alexa said...

Rusty - Fat, homosexual children? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Geekbird - I had no idea Cookie Monster was a pot head. The more you know...

Anti-Blogger - Yeah and we could dangle the cookies from a string in front of the treadmill so they keep running, you know like the carrots for horses?? Do they really do that or was that a dream I had?

j.tonic - Unless Barney toppled over.

~J~ said...

Whoa! Wait a sec!
I haven't heard about this. I love all Muppets, and I have a Cookie Monster necklace.
I need a link!

Robin Alexa said...

Here you go ~J~

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/07/tv.cookie.lessmonster.ap/

Busty Wilde said...

Wow, the weed cookie monster would be awesome. Or even just the weed monster! I would totally go for that.

Laura said...

Ha Rusty!! This is ridiculous. As though the cookie monster is that influential. Now if my kids sat down at the table, refused to eat anything but cookies and just wildly threw them at their mouth making the "mumm.mmmmum..muummmmm." sounds, I would tend to agree. I think whoever dreamed up this crap about it being bad for the children needs to find something to do. They have way too much time on their hands.
~L.

Astrid said...

NO, do not leave the cookie monster alone, but bring him your freshly baked cookies!!!!

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