Thursday, April 27, 2006

Yeah not blogging or watching tv at home sucks. Truly. Even for an hour. It reminds me of a power outage with lights. And who likes a power outage?

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When you are in an elevator with your loser friend/colleague and he/she gets off on the fourth floor, and you and the REST OF US do not, it makes me want to KEEL you when you HOLD THE ELEVATOR DOOR OPEN to finish your insignifigant conversation.

You suck. Truly.

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I have found a way to deal with people that annoy me (see above) without constantly starting fights with strangers. I wait until they walk away and then I shoot them in the back of the head with my pretend hand gun. Literally my hand is my gun.

PEEEWR PEEEWR!!!

23 comments:

the Wootang said...

have you ever ridden an elevator and faced AWAY from the door? it freaks people out.

Heather said...

hey, did you steal my fake hand gun???

i lost it some where.

Anonymous said...

Robin! I died the other day and I wondered why. Apparently you shot me with your pretend hand gun. I'm sorry I didn't live up to your high standards but that is the way I am. I still love you though. HHNT
TG

Jude said...

Funny stuff over here! From C.C.'s blog, here to say great job!!

Anonymous said...

hand guns rock

"PEEEWR PEEEWR!!!"

that made me laugh hard :)

Marianna said...

LOL~ I could REALLY use that gun right about now.

M~

kalipornia said...

thanks today i'm bloging about bad elevator etiquet (and i don't even know how to spell it!!!)

Mr McGuinness said...

I do the same thing except I use a real gun. It's far more satisfying.

bricotrout said...

i do the hand gun thing! do you pretend to screw in a silencer onto the end of it before firing and make a quiet 'chew' sound when you pull the trigger too? otherwise its too loud and they turn around wondering what that 'bang' was that came out of my lips.

Leesa said...

I need a "hand" gun!!
Okay the new background is cook, but almost a little creepy :P

Biscuit said...

I'm gonna have to borrow that one. And definately use the silencer to cover my tracks!

Raymi Lauren said...

I WOULD SAY THE BITCHIEST FUCKIN SHIT TO THAT PERSON IF I WERE IN THAT ELEVATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW THINKING OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! madMAD MAD!

Leesa said...

Geeez...the background is COOL, not cook. Maybe I need to be shot :P

deconstructionist said...

Binsk! If you get a myspace friend request from "Tanya," that's me! I've been hanging out there lately. Ssshhh! Don't tell the bloggy people. Hand guns are cool. They get the job done.

Jonathan said...

Why not do it gangsta style? Two gunz up and sidewayz! ;-P

Johnny Wadd said...

Your new background is makin me hungry!

MG said...

pretend hand gun, I LOVE it, I have to start doing this IMMEDIATELY, thanks!

Joe said...

I'm sensing a lot of rage inside of you these days, Binsk. I'd tell you to drop the gun, but seeing as it's your hand and all...

Rik said...

*smile*
Do you shoot to kill or do you usually just go for a leg or a shoulder?

honkeie said...

Try adding a rubber band to the hand and shot them with it at close range. That always tickles me pink.
And on the elevator thing....maybe I am just an insensitive asshole but I would have pushed them out. Maybe that is why I have so few friends, but then again the ones I have dont piss me of or cause me greef.

AndyT13 said...

That's just great!
"PEEEWR PEEEWR!!!"
I also especially like "punch somebody in the lip" day. Brilliant as always!

Orion_skie said...

"PEEEWR PEEEWR!!!" I almost spit my coffee on my monitor.

Awesome! I've actually done the back to the elevator door thing...especially right near the back of the elevator that isn't mirrored making people thing it's another elevator door that they didn't know about.

Schadeboy said...

How 'bout crushing their heads? Or is shooting them more rewarding?