'Earth Day', 'Valentine's Day', 'All Saint's Day'...don't you wish there was a 'Punch Somebody in the Lip Day'?
I know I do.
How about 'If You Don't Turn Your Fucking Phone Down I am Going To Break It In Half Day'?
Yeah that would be good.
My hands feel very shaky lately and I'm not sure if it is stress, caffeine, or some sort of progressive shaky syndrome. I was going to Google it but then I thought that would just make it pretty much impossible for me to sleep tonight.
Other than that life is SWEET people. You?
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how about a 'pull in front of me with only feet to spare and not use your blinker im gonna rear end your ass' day?
I'm okayish
I'm okayish
How about an "If you don't pick up your crap in the basement and I accidentally pick up another dead mouse, I'm gonna put it under your pillow instead of throwing it in the woods" day?
I occasionally have "Random Acts of Punch in the Head Day". I find it relieves stress.
Peachy..just peachy.
How about a "just because u can get it on, doesn't mean it fits day" and we slap those who are just embarrasing themselves by wedging themselves into clothes that dont fit.
Just a thought.
No disrespect meant to anyone.
or a "if you keep talking on your cell phone as loud as you possibly can and you're using public transit i will personally gouge your eyes out day"
I'm trying to start a petition for a national "Punch a stupid person" day but no one is going for it.
What about a day to celebrate how you feel when you're standing in line at the check-out and the person in front of you realizes they forgot something and then walks to go find it even though there's 4 million and one half people standing behind them?
As for the shaking...could be early-onset Parkinson's disease. Hey, it happened to your fellow Canadian, Michael J. Fox. But then, maybe it's just low blood sugar? I don't know. What do I look like, a doctor?
I wish every day were 'punch someone in the lip day'.
Sooner or later though, people would forget what the true meaning of 'punch someone in the lip day' was and people would just enjoy it as another day off work. Only the devout followers would actually go around punching people in the lip, and that, would be a tragedy.
how about "stop your fuckin loud chewing or i'm going to pry that food from your mouth" day?
Binsk, I am just ducky, thanks for askin! I like If you give me one more stupid piece of unwanted advice, I'll rip your fucking tongue out" day. Byt that's just me.
TG
I've got a day to suggest. How about "If you van't get my coffee order right I'm gonna pull you out of that drive-through and beat you to a bloddy pulp day?"
Coulod you have possibly been recently addicted to heroin and now you're coming down? That could explain the shaking.
those should be EVERYDAY
Punch someone in the lip day is a GENIUS idea...
you rock!
Binsk, I love you!! It makes me very happy to see you back blogging. I've missed you, even though I knew you were taking care of things you needed to take care of, whatever they maybe.
But it was posts like this that made me miss reading your point of view of the world. Even though I have been too busy to comment, I read all your posts. And each one brighten my day.
So sending you postive spring energy and hoping that I can share some of my smile with you!
I think that 'Punch Somebody in the Lip Day' just about covers all of the other offenses. Good idea. I'll get the folks over at Hallmark on it right away.
i'm for all the cell phone ones.
except when its me on the cell phone
I have a whole list of folks that I'd love to punch in the lip, starting with some of my own family!
And the people on the road, definitely.
Hope you get that shaking looked at, love.
M~
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