...what are the odds that my house painter is using "coffee" as a euphemism for "cocaine," as in, "I'M REALLY SORRY THAT I'M TALKING SO FAST AND SCREAMING SO LOUD AND PACING LIKE THIS WITH PUPILS THE SIZE OF PINPRICKS BUT I'VE HAD A LOT OF ... COFFEE"?
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wonder how fast a house gets painted with a coked up painter?
Exactly :) She's probably saving money!
However it might be a bit unnerving.
If she was coked up, her pupils would be bigger than normal, not smaller. Maybe some kind of meth or something? That's even more sketchy!
Speaking of meth: I had this apartment once, and one day I came home from work and there were police everywhere on my street. A nice detective man came up to me as I was getting out of my car and asked if I'd seen any strange activity in the neighborhood lately. It turns out that there was one of the biggest meth labs ever, operating right across the street from my house!
I was horrified and disappointed. But mainly because up until then I'd been driving all of the way into the city to get my meth.
LOL
Oh, the irony!
Glad to say that I do not get these side-effects from coffee, my teeth only seem to get slightly more yellow, haha .. Anyhow, I love your Blog, so I decided to make a link from my Blog to yours! Huuray, let the travelling begin!
Well thanks sweet Astrid. You know I love yours too, that's why I always visit! Travelling? Are you going to come and visit Toronto? I would LOVE to visit the Netherlands...and Egypt...how cool. :)
I have actually been to Toronto! Awesome place! But sure, come to Holland for my tulips need some watering and I think you are just the girl who I have in mind to do that skilful job! Hurry up though for they are practically starving at this very moment!
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