Sunday, December 31, 2006


For my last post of 2006 I would just like to say thanks.

Thank you to all of you who make me want to write posts and read posts, who teach me things, give me good advice and make me laugh. In particular:

Sassy my new "real life" friend and her husband Mr. Sass. You guys are super awesome fun. Thanks for the easel, I LOVE it!!!!!!!

Zona Boy who always comes through with the humour. For your generosity and the awesome postcards with your fantastic photography.

Osbasso for always offering to listen when you think I need to talk and for your ongoing help with my blog template.

Jerk for listening to me, giving me pep talks...and making me laugh.

Dan and Sean for your extreme generosity and kind, kind words. You guys are truly inspiring.

Leesa for your generosity and for helping me when I have questions about photography. She's the one to ask for sure.

Marianna for being so real and sweet and the mail art and cards that make my day.

N my twin brother and Ophelia my twin sister. For being like me. Ha ha.

Ratpony Lisa for the GORGEOUS drawing you did of me.

Outburst for making my banner. Damien for creating the picture for my banner.

Orpheus for being you.

My daily addictions Kalipornia, Raymi, Tesco, JaG, Vegas Starlet, Nude Steve to name a few.

I know I am going to forget somebody really important and then tonight I'll be all OH SHIT! If I did then you can yell at me tomorrow okay? But not too loudly.

Happy New Year you awesome creatures you.
And Happy Birthday Ophelia (at midnight)

Saturday, December 30, 2006

I've seen a lot of movies with Jennifer Aniston in them lately and each one sucked more than the last, so I have no idea what motivated me to rent 'Friends with Money' today. Maybe I thought she couldn't possibly do it again. Maybe it was the bunch of women smiling on the front cover which made me think "hmmm...friends - smiling - that might be good." Fucking fuckity fuck I really can't believe it but she did it again, this one sucked more than all the rest, except for maybe 'The Good Girl'. That was so bad that I still puke in my mouth a little when I think of it.

Also, I am far from a prude, and this is not just Jennifer Aniston movies that I am referring to, and it's also not just about the women in movies today - but what is with all the bed hopping? I mean pick a partner and stick with it until you crash and burn and then maybe take a week off.

Friday, December 29, 2006

Tranny McGuyver

Saw this on Nude Steve's blog, it made me laugh. A lot.
I just got two books.

'The Complete Idiot's Guide to Pet Psychic Communication'

and

'Wicca for Beginners'

Because I am going to be a good witch who "talks" to the animals.

Yes I am serious.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

I am drinking a Bacardi breezer tropical orange smoothie right now, it tastes like an orange popsicle with ice cream, what are those called again? Creamsicle right? Yeah delish.





My dog has this Kong that I put peanut butter in to keep him occupied and he looks like he is making out with it. And he holds it like he has hands.

The above photo is of my nephew Pinschy the minhuahua at Christmas. That is his new house, which was apparently a little too hot. He looks a little like Triumph no?

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

I read the book "The Secret" yesterday, and then I watched the movie online for 5 bucks. If you read one book or see one movie in the next little while make it this one. It's amazing. Basically WHATEVER you want in the WHOLE ENTIRE world you can have. It's been scientifically proven by the Law of Attraction. You just have to request, believe and receive. And the universe is so abundant that there is enough for everybody to get everything they want. Life is meant to be happy and abundant so if your's isn't you aren't using the secret. And before you think this is all weird, wishful thinking garbage, just read the book and then tell me if you still see it that way. Also should you really be disregarding what Buddha, MLK jr., and Einstein have to say?

Here are some quotes:

"Life is so easy! Life is so good! All good things come to me!"

"What things ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them."
Mark 11:24

"You can start with nothing, and out of nothing and out of no way, a way will be made"

"Take the first step in faith. You don't need to see the whole staircase. Just the first step."
Dr. Martin Luther King jr.

"All that we are is a result of what we have thought."
Buddha

"Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions."

"Whatever the mind can conceive it can achieve."

"For your next birthday do yourself a favour and celebrate it as your first birthday. Don't cover your cake with lots of candles unless you want to summon aging upon you."

My first birthday is next Thursday. I am kinda excited about it! And now a list of things I would like from the universe:

The biggest baddest most "I am definitely a photographer" type cameras
New down duvet
King size bed
Tall black leather boots with a medium heel
A spa package
A gorgeous man with thick juicy lips and a good sense of humour
A dishwasher
A front loading washer and dryer
Refrigerator
New computer with a huge flat screen
New couch
A karaoke machine
An easel for painting
Paint
Wii
Medium sized brown leather wallet
Guitar Hero II


Edit - Okay this post is now going to be my official happy abundant post and I am just going to keep adding things I find about being positive and things I want on my list to the universe. How many words are you allowed to have in one post on blogger anyway?

The Power Of Staying Positive - from the Daily OM

Our thoughts are not simply ethereal pieces of information that enter our minds and then disappear. The words and ideas that we think can shape our lives and drive us toward success and happiness or failure and distress. How you think and feel can have a profound effect on your ability to recognize opportunity, how well you perform, and the outcome of the goals that you've set for yourself. When you maintain an optimistic outlook and make an effort to harbor only positive thoughts, you begin to create the circumstances conducive to you achieving what you desire. You feel in control and few of life's challenges seem truly overwhelming because it is in your nature to expect a positive conclusion. An optimistic mind is also an honest one. Staying positive does not mean that you ignore difficulties or disregard limitations. Instead, it means spending time focusing only on the thoughts that are conducive to your well-being and progress.

Positive thinking dramatically increases your chances of success in any endeavor. When you're sure that you are worthy and that achievement is within your grasp, you start to relax and look for solutions rather than dwelling on problems. You are more likely to imagine positive situations or outcomes and disregard the thoughts related to giving up, failure, or roadblocks. What the mind expects, it finds. If you anticipate joy, good health, happiness, and accomplishment, then you will experience each one. Thinking positively may sound like a simple shift in attention - and it is - but it is a mind-set that must be developed. Whenever a negative thought enters your mind, try immediately replacing it with a constructive or optimistic one. With persistence, you can condition your mind to judge fleeting, self-defeating thoughts as inconsequential and dismiss them.

It is within your power to become as happy, content, or successful as you make up your mind to be. Staying positive may not have an immediate effect on your situation, but it will likely have a profound and instantaneous effect on your mood and the quality of your experiences. In order for positive thinking to change your life, it must become your predominant mind-set. Once you are committed to embracing positive thinking, you'll start believing that everything that you want is within your grasp.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Christmas 2006 was excellent. Awesome people that I love, 4 hilarious dogs (1 Minhuahua, 1 Yorkipoo, 1 Maltipoo, 1 Potcake) the best food you could ever imagine, laughing, drinking, acting like idiots, more drinking and more eating.



My mother told us that she doesn't like to get drunk. So we asked why she drank. She said well I like to get "fuzzy buzzed".



We made up a new game. It's called "Tricky Fives". Four players, the four fives from a deck of cards face down, dealer calls a suit, everyone grabs a card, the person who turns up the suit has to drink and the dealer and only the dealer gets to say trrricky fives and point at them. If the dealer turns up the suit they called EVERYBODY yells "Dealer gets fucked!!". It doesn't sound like fun, but it is trust me.

It was Charlie's first Christmas. He got dog toys and a shirt straight from the Bahamas (where he's from) it says "imported" on it. It's very cool like him. Oh and my mother made all the dogs Christmas kerchiefs. Too cute.

My brother told me that he would sue me if I put him on my blog. So there he is in his Ottawa Senators Christmas cap. I'm sure he's all talk. You don't sue your sister for admiring your Christmas cap.

On to the next party. Let me know when you are having one okay?

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Merry Christmas

I posted this last Christmas but I had to do it again...
I guess I like it. I think I need a tan to go with it. The flash made me look whiter than I actually am. But not much. A smile and a little less of the axe murderer eyes might help the whole look too.

I'll work on that.




And now I will share a funny conversation between me and my mother.

She likes Rosie O'Donnell for some strange reason and I think Rosie O'Donnell is wah wah arg blah. So my mom is defending her to me saying that she lost her mother when she was ten and "What do you think would have happened if YOU lost your mother at ten years old Robin?" And I said "The nagging would have ended?" She said "Ha ha, that's funny, and it's also the last time your father and I try to pick up the septic tank guy for you." And I said "So I am shit out of luck?"

HA HA. Get it? I knew you would. Merry Christmas my babies.
Charlie got his first EVER Christmas card today from one of my neighbours. Actually it said to Robin and (Charlie). Don't tell him he was bracketed okay??

Also Charlie is grounded for 10 days. That's all through Christmas and the new year. Rolling in dead things, stepping in shit, chewing up tealights, eating pennies and pulling leaves off of my plants is a ten day offence.

Watched Capote tonight. I liked. I particularly liked the guy that did all of the killing. Hot hot. Not the killing part, just the actor.

I dyed my hair. It's sorta like brown with orange sherbet chunks. I am going to go over the orange sherbet parts with some bleach.

I will post pictures tomorrow...

Friday, December 22, 2006

My mom thought the guy that was fixing their septic tank today was cute and around my age, so she sent my dad out to find out if he was single.

Dad: So this job must keep you busy?

Septic tank guy: Yeah actually I only take about three full days a year off, it's a family business.

Dad: Do you have kids?

Septic tank guy: No.

Dad: It must be hard on your wife, you working so much.

Septic tank guy: I'm not married.

Dad: Well it must interfere with your social life.

Septic tank guy: Well, actually most women aren't really in to what I do for a living but my girlfriend now seems to be okay with it.


That's right, there will be no septic tank guy in my stocking this year.

I kid you not. This is 100 percent true.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

"Lol, Okay, out there Capricorn would be better to describe me! LOL! Consultant by day Clean safe sane and fun! WM, 5:10, 165lbs, blonde/blue. Fit, active, creative and fun. Love to laugh, life is too short not to. Warm hearted, openminded and also unpretentious. Creative side? Umm, straight guy who has dabbled with crossdress in private for many years. No desire to switch teams, always in private, lol just a fun hobby. Hey, love the wigs! lol Do have a few dressup pics can send via hotmail. Again, just a hobby, some people like sports, woodworking, lol. have many interests...Music, film, dining. being outdoors to list a few! name is Dave,"

Yeah I went back to the dating site. My jeebus.

First off Dave says L O L a lot which makes me want to P U K E.

Secondly Dave likes to dress in women's clothes and he tells me this in the FIRST message he has ever sent me. Can't imagine what a guy like Dave would be saving to tell a girl once they had a coffee together.

Oh and he's 10 minutes after 5. I wonder if that's am or pm.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Okay I was being a sarcastic little twit in my last post. Go here if you would like to see the right way to do this exercise of positive thought and creating a better existence for yourself.

Sadly this young woman who struggled through dialysis and still went through her daily life with a positive attitude, was killed in a car accident last week.

Her blog friends have asked that we all take a lesson from what Anu was about. Seriously you should read it. She's pretty special if you ask me.
"The fastest way to manifest any desire is to think, speak and act as if it has already come true."

Tonight I will be having mind blowing sex in my king size bed with the love of my life. After, he will give me a huge diamond ring and tell me I am the most beautiful woman in the world and that he never really knew how strong love could be before me. I will say that I feel the same way and we will kiss passionately. Then we will get in my cherry red Hummer and go for some delicious Thai food. After that we will come back to my brand new house and do laundry in my front loading washing machine. Then I will load my top of the line whisper quiet dishwasher with the champagne flutes we used earlier. We will then retire to bed for round two. Tomorrow morning we will both go to the spa for side by side massages whilst holding hands. Followed by a lovely country drive. After that we have plans to meet up with all of my favourite friends, you know the kind that are funny, kind and never competitive with you? Yeah them. We will drink and play games and watch the Leafs win on my brand new 99 inch plasma screen television. It will be a wonderful Christmas. No fights, no hangovers, just love and happiness. After spending the best Christmas ever with my family, my fiance and I will get on a private jet and fly to Italy, we will stay there for New Year's and then jet off again to Monacco where we will celebrate my 25th birthday.
Maternal lineage is flawless. That female came out of that female came out of that female.

Paternal lineage is sketchy. That male came out of that female that may or may not have been sneaking around with a different male. And then that baby male (of questionable heritage) has a baby, or at least he thinks he does. Stupid. Cracked system.

This sums up why I think men should take women's names when they get married.

Monday, December 18, 2006

Thanks for your feedback on manboobs. Now I have to see the guy just to see exactly what is going on in that region.

Also, I always have this thought about emailing...which I am sure you have too...when to stop the conversation. Sometimes I will be emailing with somebody and expecting an immediate or pretty immediate response and then nothing...ever. And I think, how rude. But then I wonder how many times I have done the same thing. You get their email and you smile cause they said something funny and then close. But maybe they wanted a response to their funny thing they said. Even though I refuse to say lol I could at least give them a "You are so funny!" but then what do they do just smile when they read that I think they are funny and close, or should they type back thanks??

I really need find more interesting things to stress over.

Oh wait, here's another one...

I was just over at Zona's blog and I mentioned that automated telemarketing calls make me want to kill. I actually say that a lot of things make me want to kill, in writing, on a regular basis. So what happens if I accidently killed someone and then the reporters scanned through my blog and posted how much of a hypothetical killer I have always been? I would so go to jail. Even for an accident. That reminds me of the time I accidentally kicked a window in an old age home and broke it. And there was a cop across the street. He didn't see who did it because there was a whole group of us standing there. He asked who did it. I said I did, but it was an accident. He didn't believe me. So I got to experience the whole handcuffs, back of a cruiser, mug shot, finger printing thing. Good times. This was before OJ taught me that the truth does not set you free, denial does.

Sunday, December 17, 2006

One of my bestfriends called last night at around 1:30 a.m. She NEVER does that but she had been at her work Christmas party and had a bunch to drink.

My buddy:"Hi Robin, what are you doooooooooooooing?"

Me: "Nothing you?"

My buddy: "Well Jamie's here and he's hot and you're hot, hold on."

Jamie: "Hello"

Me: "Uh hi I guess this is Jamie?"

Jamie: "Yeah"

Me: "Having a good night?"

Jamie: "Yeah pretty good"

Me: "Oh okay, well can you put Laura back on?"

Jamie: "Yeah"

My buddy: "Robin he is sooooooooooo cute, he has man boobs!"

Me: "Man boobs?"

My buddy: "Yeah, but not the squishy kind the hard kind."

Me: "You mean pecs?"

My buddy: "Yeah PECS!"

Me: "I like skinny guys"

My buddy: "Yeah why do you like squirrelly guys?"

Not sure if she heard squirrelly instead of skinny, or if she actually thinks I like squirrelly type guys.

Anyway, since the Jason thing is over maybe I should go visit my buddy, her husband and their hot friend, even if he isn't much of a conversationalist.

*The names have been changed to protect the innocent. Okay not Jason's name, and not Jamie's name...just Emily's...oops I mean Laura's. Ha ha, her name's not Emily either. I am funny.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

"Nudity, sex, drinking dethrones beauty queens"

"Okay walk down that runway in a bathing suit and high heels. Good.

Now turn around and give us the back view. Nice.

Alright you are the best looking, you win.

Wait a second. WHAT? You drank in a bar at TWENTY??? Are you CRAZY?? And you've been nude in pictures with a body like that???? What were you thinking????? And you've been having SEX???? Who do you think you are a MAN???? You aren't allowed to have sex, you are just supposed to BE sex."

Fuck off with your ridiculous "code of conduct" Miss America pageant.
Danasaur had a fun thing on her blog the other day.

Ten Things

List ten things you want to say to people you know but you never will, for whatever reason. Don't say who they are. Use each person only once.

10. You smell like cheese. I think it's parmesan actually.

9. Why?

8. No I didn't. But I can tell you did.

7. Why?

6. Why?

5. Why?

4. Why?

3. Why?

2. Why?

1. Why?

Friday, December 15, 2006

It's 9:48 p.m. here and I am going to a bar by myself. I will report back.

Edit: 1:26 a.m. seven and a half white russians and I can still type, sort of.

That Ozzy dude on Survivor is HOT and I thought it way before he started winning everything, now he's just HOTTER.

So is Bo Duke aka John Schneider. So sexy.

Okay I'm drunk blogging for sure.

Anyway, my dog was pretending to nip me and he actually did nip me and I have a huge bruise on my leg. Maybe I should sue him? Actually I forgive him because he is only ten months old and a dog and because once I did something once that I didn't really mean to do so it's only fair.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

First sentence from the first post of each month in 2006.
Stolen from Jerk and Leesa.

January:
It's my birthday today
February:
I received this in the mail today from my brother.
March:
Half Nekkid Thursday
April:
Ba-ba-loo-ee Ba. (Yep that's what it said)
May:
It's a boy! (I got my puppy)
June:
My dog likes to pee in the neighbour's yard.
July:
Happy birthday to my little brother.
August:
To laugh often and much.
September:
A letter to the owner of the bar I used to frequent.
October:
Check this out.
November:
Date number...I think I lost count...7 maybe?
December:
I cannot stop the memes.

I am FASCINATING, no wonder you come by here.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

I really love Ratpony's art.



This is a picture she did of me. I am so lucky huh?


She sent a funny email with it too.






Yo

sorry i took so long. and sorry it looks weird and probably not like you at all. and sorry you're all blue.

i hope you get a cheap laugh out of it at least

toodle pip

lisa aka ratpony


I love it Lisa, thank you.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

A little meltdown I had myself over at Starlet's blog:

This shitty bar i go to a lot with my friends has a 2-long-island limit for girls. no limit for guys. that's fucked up.
Hedy De Vine | Homepage | 12.12.06 - 2:10 pm | #

OMG I would KEEL everyone in that bar if they LIMITED me to two and let the guys drink what they want. KILL. KILL. KILL. And then I would call the papers and the police and whoever else would listen to me complain about the dead man who wouldn't give me a third Long Island because I have ovaries. KILL.
binsk | Homepage | 12.12.06 - 5:08 pm | #

Edito: Hey you guys Hedy is from Minnesota...so unless she and her friends take cabs over the border or she has a private jet, the bar is in the States. Right Hedy?
I was decorating for the holidays and while I was looking for the three or four Christmasy things I have, I found a whole box of "video cassettes" so I decided to take a look at them, and what I found made me go hmmmmm.

The videos I found were recorded half my life ago, when my boyfriend was 4. You do the math, because I don't want to. Before Kurt even. It's hard to imagine life before Kurt. After Kurt is still taking some getting used to.

Here are a few of my thoughts while I was watching these videos:

Has David Lee Roth ever come out of the closet? Because maybe I missed it. And if I didn't miss it then he must still be hiding in there somewhere because there is no way in hell that dude is straight.

Motley Crue was just as contrived as The Backstreet Boys, I just didn't see it because back then I was the stupid young kid that thought they were in it for the love of the "music".

Vince Neil was pretty sexy.

Madonna was not as attractive as I once thought she was. I remember wishing I had KNEES just like hers. When she bent hers in the Lucky Star video they were very square, like flat on the top, mine are pointy when bent. You know what I mean?

Def Leppard equalled a guitarist that was alive, a drummer with two arms, and a lead singer I wanted to lick to death. Now...not so much on all counts.

That Whitesnake video with Tawny Kitaen is still hot. Tawney Kitaen is still a cool name.



God I am old.

All I can say is at least you are all coming with me.

I got my hair cut, it looks pretty much like Kurt's in that picture, but brown and with big bangs.

Eighties/nineties style. Word. Chater.

And happy birthday Jason baby. And when I say baby, I mean baby, and baby.

Monday, December 11, 2006

The 2006 Weblog Awards

Please vote for Raymi the Minx.

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Hawaii Weather dog

Friday, December 08, 2006


These are some thick bangs. But I think I like them.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Blah blah blah...I need some excitement.

Tomorrow I am going to cut my own hair, that should keep me entertained for a while.

I'm going to cut BIG bangs, HUGE bangs, GANGTSA bangs.

Actually I don't think many gangstas have bangs but whatever.

Also I am going to make turkey chili.

And then I might prank call people or go to the mall and give people I don't know dirty looks just to see their reactions.

Or maybe I will smile maniacally at them, yeah that might be better.
Methinks I cannot stop reading this.

It's a diary from 350 years ago that has been turned into a blog.

They drink in the morning at different pubs all the time.

And eat pease porridge, gamble, fight, and worry about the smallpox and getting fired.

"So to bed, where my wife and I had some high words upon my telling her that I would fling the dog which her brother gave her out of window if he [dirtied] the house any more."

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Okay so I went to get some beer and on my way I heard Corey Hart singing Never Surrender. Thanks Corey for putting it all in perspective for me.

Anyway, I was over at Corrina's blog (aka Gus Greeper) and she's reading this book about something and one of the things in it is Jeopardy (I am paraphrasing as if you couldn't tell) and it basically sums up as what would your top 7 Jeopardy categories be?


My Top 7 Jeopardy categories:

Spelling
Natural health alternatives
Beer
Song lyrics
Six Feet Under
Genetics
Dream meanings
Just found out the brakes on my car have to be replaced immediately or they could fail. $1000.00.

It just keeps getting better and better I tell you.

Pinch me, I must be dreaming, because I am having such a great time.

Edit: 5:07 p.m. - First quote Canadian Tire $1000.00, second quote Midas $800.00. You can bet there will be more quotes before I borrow the money to fix the brakes, and if God takes me over the side of a bridge before that happens then that's some money saved for my headstone.
My pms is so strong right now that I am either going to kill somebody or melt into a huge puddle of tears and clothes. Ugly clothes that I hate.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

This is insane. Probably won't mean much to you if you aren't from Oakville, but I am, AND I hung out with the group that coined this term. I remember thinking it was so mean, but it was also very funny AND so contagious. You just can't help but say it. Maybe we can spread it into the States?

You can say "later chater". A goodbye insult that rhymes. Cool huh?
You can also use it as an adjective "That is so chate".
Or a verb. Whatever. Ahhhhhhhh too cool I tell you.

Monday, December 04, 2006


At first glance you might think to yourself "Oh no Robin what did you dooooooooooo? I thought you were just kidding about vandalizing your neighbour's ugly blow up front lawn toys!"

I didn't slash it. I guess today when I took this picture they were just sleeping, because tonight they are all blowed up again in their ugly glory. Actually I can't figure out which way is uglier.

Click on the picture to make it bigger, if you can stomach it.

Sunday, December 03, 2006

I am going INSANE trying to write a business plan for 2007. I don't have Excel on my computer, oh and I HATE Excel.

I need a monthly table that I can input daily activities (by the hour). You know what I mean? Do you have one you can send me? Kinda like a calendar, but electronic, that I can input stuff into? And I know Outlook has one but it won't let me copy it to create my own table. GAH. GAH. GAH. I feel like I am going to cry, but that may just be the PMS. Or the full moon.





Also, my dog keeps chewing through his harness, like in 2 minutes when my head is turned. My mom said "You need to put bitter apple or tea tree oil on it and then he won't want to chew it." Well I couldn't find any bitter apple at the store nor did I want to buy any, but I did have some tea tree oil at home so I poured that all over it and now I have to CHASE him around the house to get his harness on because he hates the smell.





Lastly I would like to make a plea to major retailers to stop selling (to people with questionable taste) those ugly blow up Christmas things that you put on your front lawn. So ugly. Makes me want to fast forward right over Christmas, or go and slash them like tires.

Saturday, December 02, 2006

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Copy and paste that stuff above into the address line of my blog and hit enter.

You can do it on your own too.

Stolen from Zona, who stole it from JaG and so on...

Friday, December 01, 2006

I cannot stop the memes.

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed. Weird question.

2. Do you take the shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? Sometimes I guess.

3. Have you ever "done it" in a hotel room? Yes.

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No. Well unless you count the stop sign that fell down and I took it home...sorta like taking care of a baby bird that has fallen out of the nest I'd say.

5. Do you like to use post-it notes? Not particularly.

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? Yes.

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? Bees.

8. Toilet paper off the top or the bottom of the roll? Top.

9. Do you always smile for pictures? Hardly ever.

10. What is your biggest pet peeve? Backstabbers or copycats.

11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Out. In squishes your legs flat like you've been steamrolled in your bed or something. And what if you get hot and you can't stick your feet out?

12. Favorite School grade? I guess senior. It was all about euchre.

13. Have you ever peed in the woods? Of course.

14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing? Yes.

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? Yes.

16. How many people have you slept with this week? One.

17. Do you like popcorn from those big tins? I don't know what it is.

18. What is your "song of the week"? Song of the week? People have those?

19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Yep.

20. Do you still watch cartoons? Yes only a few.

21. What's your favorite scary movie? The Exorcist

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? My parent's backyard?

23. What do you drink with dinner? Beer or coke.

24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Honey mustard

25. What are your favorite foods/cuisine? Right now Thai. Or Indian.

26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Office Space, Trainspotting.

27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? J-Fed.

28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? A Brownie, and I think I quit after I hopped over the lily pads and graduated to Girl Guides. That's how a Brownie graduates.

29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? Yes, I think I would. If it was tasteful.

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? The eighties?

31. Can you change the oil in a car? No.

32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Yes. I hate that.

33. Run out of gas? Yeah in a boat that wasn't mine and we were half way home and the coastguard wouldn't come and get us and it was late at night and we had to stay out there til morning and I was the only sober one and I was scared to death listening to the huge shipping vessels thinking they were not to going to see us and crush us.

34. Favorite kind of sandwich(s)? Tuna. Even though I haven't been eating a lot lately due to mercury or something. Fucking environment.

35. Best thing to eat for breakfast? Eggs.

36. What is your usual bedtime? 12

37. Are you lazy? Not really.

38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? A die. As in two dice, one die. It's VERY hard to keep up with your friends when you are inside a huge cardboard box.

39. Do you remember you first Email Address? No.

40. How many languages can you speak? Two. Well one and un peu de francais.

41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? Nope.

42.Which are better legos or Lincoln logs? Legos. I don't know theeeeees Lincoln Logs?

43. Are you stubborn? If warranted.

44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman? Letterman. Leno irritates me, like makes me want to punch him in the head really hard, repeatedly.

45. Ever watch soap operas? I have.

46. Afraid of heights? Not really.

47. Sing in the car? ALWAYS.

48. Dance in the shower? Sounds dangerous, no.

49. Dance in the car? No, ON the car though, Whitesnake style.

50. Ever used a gun? I'm Canadian.

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? 10 years ago.

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? A lot of the time.

53. Is Christmas stressful? I'm not allowing it to be anymore.

54. Ever eat a pierogie? Yes. Yum.

55. Favorite fruit pie? Cherry.

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? An orthodontist and an actress.

57. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes.

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yes.

59. Take a vitamin daily? Many vitamins daily. Like freakish amounts.

60. Wear slippers? No.

61. Crunchy or Smooth peanut butter? Smooth.

62. What do you wear to bed? Tank top or t-shirt

63. First concert? Michael Jackson.

64. Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart? Walmart.

65. Nike or Adidas? Nike.

66. Cheetos or Fritos? Both.

Stolen from Greek Chickie, she seems to enjoy the memes as much as I do lately.