Thursday, April 27, 2006

Yeah not blogging or watching tv at home sucks. Truly. Even for an hour. It reminds me of a power outage with lights. And who likes a power outage?


When you are in an elevator with your loser friend/colleague and he/she gets off on the fourth floor, and you and the REST OF US do not, it makes me want to KEEL you when you HOLD THE ELEVATOR DOOR OPEN to finish your insignifigant conversation.

You suck. Truly.


I have found a way to deal with people that annoy me (see above) without constantly starting fights with strangers. I wait until they walk away and then I shoot them in the back of the head with my pretend hand gun. Literally my hand is my gun.

Speaking of special times, like 'Punch Somebody in the Lip Day', April 24th - 30th is 'TV Turn Off Week'. I didn't know this until today. I am going to do it too, I'm just three days late.

No television until Monday.

Think I can do it?

And I will not compensate with the computer because I think that's probably cheating.

I'll only blog from work.

TV Turn Off Week

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

'Earth Day', 'Valentine's Day', 'All Saint's Day'...don't you wish there was a 'Punch Somebody in the Lip Day'?

I know I do.

How about 'If You Don't Turn Your Fucking Phone Down I am Going To Break It In Half Day'?

Yeah that would be good.

My hands feel very shaky lately and I'm not sure if it is stress, caffeine, or some sort of progressive shaky syndrome. I was going to Google it but then I thought that would just make it pretty much impossible for me to sleep tonight.

Other than that life is SWEET people. You?

Monday, April 24, 2006

Did you know that it is against the law for teachers to get with students in North Carolina, even if they are BOTH adults?? What kind of stupid law is that?

Had a dream last night that I was driving along a road really fast and then all of the sudden I see HUGE potholes that I have to avoid. Like GRAND CANYON sized potholes. At another point I was stuck in a tree. It was HUGE too.

What do you think about that?

Just finished reading Blink. I liked it.

The end.

Saturday, April 22, 2006

My Aura Colour is Magenta...

Magentas are jesters. They are zany, spontaneous, offbeat, outrageous, physical, innovative, in the here-and-now, inventors, attention-seekers. Sometimes they're loners.

The key to understanding the Magenta Personality Spectrum’s color is their unwillingness to conform to the expectations and norms set by society. These individuals seek to express their individuality by using, with creativity and flair, the belongings and raw materials at their disposal. Because they look at life through a Magenta filter, they tend to be viewed as the nonconformists of the spectrum.

The single most difficult thing for a Magenta is to understand the difference between commitment and entrapment. For a Magenta to be locked into a nine-to-five job, to be married and have children, and to run a household, would be a form of insanity. They need to learn to create for themselves a lifestyle that works for them and does not impinge on the sensibilities of others. Magentas revitalize our concept of creativity by offering a new perspective, opening new vistas and exploring new points of departure.

Find out what colour your aura is

As usual I stole this from Leesa. Maybe you should just read her blog from now on.

Friday, April 21, 2006

Famous people I want to hang out with:

Pink (have you heard her new CD "I'm Not Dead"??????? IT'S SO GOOD.)
The entire family on "Little People Big World"
Johnny Depp (mmmmmmmm...)
That nerdy little curly haired kid in "Bench Warmers"
The Black Eyed Peas
Eminem (mmmmmmmm...)
Chris Noth (mmmmmmmm...)
Howard Stern

Famous people I want to blow up:

Jay Leno
Donald Trump

Thursday, April 20, 2006


Put your music player on shuffle. Press forward for each question. Use the song title as the answer to the question. Post on your blog. Comment back if you post it on your site. No comment regarding whatever songs that might come up. Stolen from the lovely Leesa and the lovely Osbasso.

My gosh I love me the memes. My gosh? How non geeky of me to say.

Will I get far in life?
More human than human - White Zombie

How do my friends see me?
I would die for you - Jann Arden

Where will I get married?
Don't let me get me - Pink

What is my best friend’s theme song?
Pure Morning - Placebo

What is the story of my life?
Time is on my side - Rolling Stones

What was high school like?
Breakdown - Tantric

How can I get ahead in life?
Superman's dead - Our Lady Peace

What is the best thing about me?
Over You - Sheryl Crow

How is today going to be?
Sublime Medley - Bob Marley/Jack Johnson

What is in store for this weekend?
In Too Deep - Sum 41

What song describes my parents?
Under My Thumb - Rolling Stones

My grandparents?
Beyonce - In the Club (Hmmm, in the heaven club?)

How is my life going?
Purple Rain - Prince

What song will they play at my funeral?
Only God Knows Why - Kid Rock

How does the world see me?
Zombie - Cranberries

Will I have a happy life?
Come Again - Thornley

What do my friends really think of me?
She's a Rebel - Green Day

Do people secretly lust after me?
Redemption song - Bob Marley

How can I make myself happy?
Change - Deftones

What should I do with my life?
Where have all the good people gone? - Sam Roberts

Will I ever have children?
The Way - Fastball

What is some good advice?
Walking on the sun - Smashmouth

What is my signature dancing song?
Load me up - Matthew Good

What do I think my current theme song is?
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere - Alan Jackson/Jimmy Buffet

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
99 Red Balloons - Nena

What type of men/women do you like?
3 dressed up as a 9 - Trooper
Hey I've got an idea. How about you act like a total freak, and expect people to say how high when you say jump? Yeah and how about you think that you are the only person in the world? Perfect. Now a little to the left.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

I love everyone. People are so great. I think the greatest thing about them is that they are so selfless. They never play little mind games and ask stupid leading questions just to see where you are coming from. Yeah I like that.

And I like how people that are polite, and thoughtful, and empathetic are never taken advantage of or used for their kindness and consideration. Yeah that’s really cool.

It just makes a person want to give and give and give of themselves because they feel so appreciated and cared for.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

The reason I came back...

I just wanted to drop you an email to say that I'm sad that you're not posting, but I understand. If you start up again, or start a new site, let me know so I have some place to type's my favourite. If you need someone to vent to that is out of your normal loop...drop me an email.


I've gotten too used to seeing your hot HNT pics and enjoying your excellent posts...and then...gone. Is everything alright? Are you moving? Sick? In a witness protection program? On vacation? Being stalked?

I miss you and hope that all is well...

Of course I need you baby.


Hey girl,

I just found the that was shitty. Then added on top of that, the guy who harassed and posted all of those HNT people. Uggh...makes me sad that people can be so mean.

I sure hope you didn't let them bother you. You have a lot of loyal readers and your blog is unique and creative.

Take care girl.

Oh and I think your background is COOL.



Are you ok? I'm just wondering. I am a little worried about you since you say your gonna be away for an "indefinite" period of time.


I saw your blog post, and I just wanted to drop a quick note to say that I hope you're doing okay and that your absence isn't in any way related to the 'funk' you referred to during our last e-mail exchange. If you are feeling down, I hope you quickly recover. Please know that if there's anything at all that I can do to help - even just listening - that I will gladly do it. You're far too wonderful and special to go through any prolonged period of pain and it bothers me a great deal to imagine you doing so.


Just wanted to say you didn't make it easy to find your e-mail, taking your profile off the blog like that! And no comments either, tsk-tsk. Anyhow, I will genuinely miss your light-hearted postings and your nutty comments. Hope you're doing well and I'll keep a faint hope that you'll one day return.


What a bunch of bitches. They used to actually critique and give you some it's all about making a bunch of ugly bitches feel better about themselves. I've seen a few of their real blogs and I don't know what makes them the authorities. I think it's fine if you want to post pics of yourself. You obviously have a ton of readers so fuck them! I just thought I'd tell ya not to worry about it! You go girl!


Just to let you know I'm here if you want to talk...Would mail art cheer you up?


Don't let those bitches get to you binsky. i loved your blog...hope everything is okay. i'll miss you while you're gone.


What's up? You seem to have been a little down over the past couple of posts/weeks, and now you're taking a break. Again, I ask-- what's up? I do hope that things are OK, or at least relatively OK. I offer, in that internetly anonymous way, an ear if you need to unload on a total stranger... Let me know if there's anything I can do, OK? We'll miss you, but we'll keep a light burning for you!


You up and disappeared. Just makin sure you're ok. You're my favorite ite? whatever, you're the bestest. (Taranan?)

Monday, April 10, 2006

ColorQuiz.comRobin took the free personality test!

"Urgently in need of rest, relaxation, peace, and a..."

Click here to read the rest of the results.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

I will be away from this place for an indefinite period of time.

If you need me.

Monday, April 03, 2006

You should try this, it's fun!

Here are my results:

Your answers indicate that you may currently be experiencing:

panic disorder
general anxiety disorder

That's not so bad is it? Wasn't Picasso a loon too?

Check up from the neck up
Today at work there was a bomb threat. A BOMB THREAT.

This guy comes in our office and says "you need to leave the building there has been a bomb threat." I start to feel a little woozy and ask him if we should take the stairs. He says yes. Then he asks if I'm okay because I guess I looked a little pale. I say "yeah, you just don't think you are going to hear those words for real."

So I fly down the stairs and out of the building.

I had to sit in my car for a few minutes before I drove away because I was crying and shaking too much to drive.

Totally bizarre.

Apparently it was a prank. I'd say it doesn't get prankier than that.

Saturday, April 01, 2006