Friday, March 04, 2005

BEST. QUOTE. EVER.

...what are the odds that my house painter is using "coffee" as a euphemism for "cocaine," as in, "I'M REALLY SORRY THAT I'M TALKING SO FAST AND SCREAMING SO LOUD AND PACING LIKE THIS WITH PUPILS THE SIZE OF PINPRICKS BUT I'VE HAD A LOT OF ... COFFEE"?

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