| You May Be a Bit Schizotypal... |
A bit odd and socially isolated. You couldn't care less what others think. And some of your beliefs are a little weird. Like that time you thought you were Jesus. |
So of course I looked up schizotypal and found this:
"characterized by a need for social isolation, odd behaviour and thinking, and often unconventional beliefs such as being convinced of having extra sensory abilities."
Okay A) I DO have E.S.P. and B) it's called "staying away from people who annoy me" not "social isolation". GAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWD.
What Personality Disorder Are You?
So I had a dream that Charlie (my dog) ran away and so I went running all over the neighbourhood trying to find him...I went to the park which was FULL of kids and started screaming CANDY!! CANDY!! CANDY!! (which was my dog when I was a kid.)
Screaming "candy" in a park at a bunch of kids gets you weird looks I realized in my dream. Then I went to someone's house (that I didn't know) to wait for word on Charlie (Candy). The woman (that I didn't know) asked me to move because she had to change so I moved out of her way and then she says "NO you are standing in front of my leg". So I look and see that she has a fake leg. She removes that fake leg and puts on her other fake leg that matches what she is wearing. And that's all I remember.
Aren't you glad I shared that with you?
Screaming "candy" in a park at a bunch of kids gets you weird looks I realized in my dream. Then I went to someone's house (that I didn't know) to wait for word on Charlie (Candy). The woman (that I didn't know) asked me to move because she had to change so I moved out of her way and then she says "NO you are standing in front of my leg". So I look and see that she has a fake leg. She removes that fake leg and puts on her other fake leg that matches what she is wearing. And that's all I remember.
Aren't you glad I shared that with you?
6 comments:
Wow, what did you have for dinner last nite?!
:)
M~
Apparently I'm a Dependent personality.
Wonder what the hidden meaning of that dream is?
A bit odd and socially isolated.
You couldn't care less of what others think.
And some of your beliefs are a little weird.
Like that time you thought you were Jesus
Hmm... also Schizotypal...
Dammit woman, get out of my head with your mind control powers!
*puts on his tinfoil hat*
Charlie was over here getting sniffed by Cooper.
But maybe secretly you are some crazy pedophile who wanders parks offering candy to kids for your "lost dog"...
Helpful?
Wait, was it the right leg or the left? Because I totally had that same dream!
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