Friday, January 12, 2007

True or False:

1. Last week I called Roger's Video and told the guy on the phone that there must be something wrong with the copy of BEER LEAGUE that I rented because there were Spanish subtitles across the screen and he said "There is a button on your converter that you can press to remove them."

2. My ex-boyfriend who lives far away asked me on the phone tonight why I wasn't married and when I said I don't know he said are you waiting for me to come back and marry you and I said I don't know.

13 comments:

JaG said...

1.true
2.true

Anonymous said...

The first part has to be false because I know you didn't rent Beer League... I do like Artie Lange though... maybe it's good... shit, I should rent that.

Two also has to be false because no woman would give any man the satisfaction of knowing that her life is in his hands.

Marianna said...

Spanish subtitles in movies? HELLL NOOO.

M~

Sassy said...

True
False

What the hell do I know? I just know that Best Buy commercial where the 2 ladies are watching some romantic movie and right at a mushy party the husband changes it to spanish.

Sassy said...

Can I change my answer for #2?? I re-read the question.

Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

1.False. I think you woulda just kept watching and tried to teach yourself Spanish that way.

2. True. I can hear you saying "I don't know" to a lot of deep/weird questions lately.

Ophelia Mourne said...

Sometimes cheesy movies are good. So I say number one is truish, except that i know you can work the subtitles feature yourself without calling someone. haha

and second one could be very true. Just because its realistic. I dont know is a good enough answer ;o)

Anonymous said...

1. False
2. True
Just send whatever prize I won to my PO Box or are you waiting for me to come pick it up?
Binsk: I don't know.
TG

Zoeyjane said...

i don't know - seems to be a good answer for the important questions.

Unknown said...

#2 would depend on which ex you're talking about.

Anonymous said...

Love the header phrase by the way.

dana said...

1. False.
2. True.

Shadowdog said...

Since the questions have been answered ...

#1: I'm hard of hearing so I love subtitles. But I'm a moron so I only know English.

#2: The odd thing about marriage is that women want it more but guys actually get more out of it.