Dear 69dude69,
Don't send me messages anymore because I'm not gonna respond.
Even if you looked like Johnny Depp I would have a hard time replying.
69dude69 as an "internet handle" is sorta like kryptonite for females.
Like my fargging gawd have you ever been out of your house before?
Why did I put before at the end of that sentence? It sounds weird, but at the same time oh so familiar.
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You mean that cute names like that don't work??
LOL no, Os, they don't work. OMG I get instantly turned off when I see stupid screen names on my page.
M~
a name like that makes me want to double bolt my chastity belt.
Dear Binsk,
I agree, that name is just retarded.
Signed,
Studley Hungwell
Dear Binsk,
What kind of a loser would have a handle like that? lolololol
Signed,
Partyboy4U, MaleblissXOXO, and MonsterBacon
Dear Binsk,
Oh, what's in a name? You can't judge a book by its cover.
Signed,
Michael Jackson, LL Cool J, and 13 of the Baldwin brothers
Men, huh?
*Shrugs*
I'm sorry for all of them.
Wait a second...
Women don't like that?
Next you're going to tell me that one shouldn't talk about a cross-dressing fetish in the first e-mail (or, preferably, ever).
Well at least you knew he was a jerk just by his user name.
sincerly
studllymuffinpounder834676635527477856
LOL@OleBlue
Now what TYPE of kryptonite are you talking about? Is this the garden variety "green" kryptonite, that causes pain and weakness? Or is it like "red" kryptonite, where you suffer a random affect like rapid aging or splitting into a good version and an evil version? Or is it more like the ultra-rare "pink" kryptonite, that temporarily turns heterosexuals into homosexuals?
I think it's an important distinction...
I just can't imagine why a guy named 69dude69 wouldn't attract the babes. It's a mystery.
You have to wonder what type of person it DOES work for...
Give the guy a break, it's probably because 68dude68 was taken. You're too quick to judge. Poor guy just wants to chat and you've labelled him some sort of pervert.
post his emails.
Yeah, that's a really bad name. I hate all ones that girls have like "PrincessCutie" or "Sexybabydoll" Drives me crazy.
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