I liked your profile and the simplicity of your style...little said much asked for....and yet this lovely, lovely woman, brings so much...
Perhaps it is up to me to tell you of me...and perhaps to tell you of what you are looking....
well I am a dominant master with much experinece in the life....I imagine hearing that as an opening is rather...unusual, but is the baseline...not all that I am...but some....I am a gentleman, who is interesting, introspective, warm. loves theatre, art, music, fine dining, wines, a good cigar, film, sports, politics, history, science...and am looking for the yang to my yin, for someone bright warm, and a lady, who would comfortable on my arm at the theatre, art gallery and as my submissive...who craves to find someone to hand herself to...but who is not one to do it blindly or quickly...a woman who understands the art of sensuality and looks for an artist to share it....I am looking for a woman with the soul of a poet and the heart of a lion...and someone who can laugh...
This is alot to require...but it is what I wish for....so...the question is...."is it you?"
V
Two words. FUCK NO.
16 comments:
LOL!!
A fun game would be to figure out how many different books and movies the dude in the long paragraph stole from. I'm up to four and I'm in the middle of a good drunk right now.
You certainly don't strike me as a submissive!
These are fun!
hellooo. your friendly neighbourhood ratpony here. did you want me to draw a picture of you?
submisive. he knows your name!!
excuse me now while I run away quickly
What the hell is wrong with people?!
M~
LMFAO
Ratpony that would be so awesome.
These things always give me the creeps!
oh...my...
see now... that guy sounds kinda interesting to me.
NO IT IS NOT YOU, Robin!! In case there was any doubt whatsoever!!
God, what a creep.
I recommend switching teams.
What's the good cigar for? To burn you with when you get out of line? A real renaissance man, and a master of ellipses. How can you pass him up? Wait, ask him if he lives under the city and wears a black cape and a Guy Fawkes mask.
That is TOO hilarious Jim!
I was on an internet dating site once and a guy wrote to me saying that he was into hairy women. I was mortified as I didn't exactly post a hairy picture of myself. I quit shortly afterwards..
well if he wants to give you money i would do it
I am a startlingly handsome gentleman who likes to hold hands and lick knuckles. And when I say startlingly handsome, what I mean is, to look upon my face is to experience the shock, the awe, and the tragic beauty of the falling Twin Towers. My eyes are violet lances. Once you have been pierced, you will never be the same. I am a crisis, a cataclysm, an omen from Above in human form. I am a naked nerve, an incarnation of the basest human passions. Fear me... yet embrace me. For I yearn to lick your knuckles.
Please clean your knuckles in advance.
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