Lameness part two...
Today I am wearing mom jeans...you know the kind that come up past your navel?
I bought them at Costco, they were cheap, and since you don't try things on at Costco you just get it home and go oh great, mom jeans. So they sat in my closet (I'm lying, they sat on the little couch in my room where half of my clothes are) and today I had nothing to wear so I put them on.
Then I decided I needed to go out, so I threw on my jean jacket and went out the door. Now I am in a store in a full denim outfit.
Hotness personified.
