If I were any more broke I would be living under a bridge. Actually I would be richer if I lived under a bridge because every company and government body in the free world wouldn't be able to send me bills. I need a third job. Any ideas?
Start selling world flags on the roadside, or marry rich. Seriously though, there are ways to reduce your bills. We're thinking of cutting our cable down to a basic package. 70-odd channels and nothing on, y'know? Hard to believe that I'm paying $600 a year for a bunch of channels I never watch. Live below your means rather than killing yourself for a nice lifestyle. I see my 'rents-in-law working two jobs to pay for a nice home that they barely spend any time in.
Girl, come to Memphis and live with me. We have a guest bedroom just waiting for a cute girl to move into. Oh sure, my wife will want to know why, but she knows what it's like to work multiple jobs and still feel like you need another. Stress is all we do here. You can even keep your Canadian citizenship if you like. Memphis doesn't check on that stuff anyway.
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There's only so much of you to go around, gal. Are ya stretching yourself too thin?
How about phone sex operator? I hear they make money... LOL (I would need to be drunk to do that... plus laughing my ass off)
M~
sister, i feel you.
the other day i was going through bills and i was so stressed... i was like
"EVERYBODY WANTS MY MONEY! i only have so much and everybody wants it!"
to which my friend replies:
"they don't want your money... they just want their money back..."
bitch.
Start selling world flags on the roadside, or marry rich.
Seriously though, there are ways to reduce your bills.
We're thinking of cutting our cable down to a basic package. 70-odd channels and nothing on, y'know? Hard to believe that I'm paying $600 a year for a bunch of channels I never watch.
Live below your means rather than killing yourself for a nice lifestyle.
I see my 'rents-in-law working two jobs to pay for a nice home that they barely spend any time in.
Girl, come to Memphis and live with me. We have a guest bedroom just waiting for a cute girl to move into. Oh sure, my wife will want to know why, but she knows what it's like to work multiple jobs and still feel like you need another. Stress is all we do here. You can even keep your Canadian citizenship if you like. Memphis doesn't check on that stuff anyway.
By the way, blogger is being a total bitch today and won't let me comment as MEMPHIS STEVE, so if you were wondering who that was .... it was me.
The way Team U.S.A. woman handled the xxx phone sex Canadians in their eight-game
Road to the xxx phone sex Olympics series � eight wins, no losses, 31-13 in goals �
you wonder why Canada is even showing up. xxx phone sex
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