Monday, November 21, 2005

Freaky effects
(My teeth don't normally look like I'm wearing a mouth guard)
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I wrote a letter to the garbage bag company to ask them if all of their green garbage bags split open during normal use, because I have a whole box of them that are doing that. I'll let you know what they say.
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I also have decided that I am going to send a letter to Santa this year to help me get into the Christmas spirit. All of the things that I want are too big for a stocking and Santa may just say that I have been much too naughty this year. We'll see.
If you want to send a letter to Santa he lives here in Canada.
Santa Claus
The North Pole
Canada
H0H 0H0
Dooooooooooooo it.
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Two more things...what is up with that hissing girl, hair dryer and dead moose ad on t.v.?? Was I not invited to partake in the acid or something?
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And finally, do you think it is quite possibly the stupidest thing in the world not to know where to buy string?? What if you've never purchased string in your whole life, is it still stupid?

16 comments:

clara* said...

i'm sooooooo writing so santa too!! a friend and i did once in university but i think we got stoned and forgot to mail them.


i HATE THAT AD!!!!!! everytime it comes on jeremyand i get mad. stupid virgin mobile. is she possessed? what the?

Susan Natalie said...

On the topic of garbabge bags:

I'm hugely environmentally informed, but I am an obsessive recycler. I HATE plastic bags! They don't decompose, and they're used like crazy, I think someone needs to come up with a solutino to stop making plastic bags. Or make some sort of bag that will decompose....

Susan Natalie said...

Ooops, typo. I meant to say "I'm NOT hugely evironmentally informed..." :)

sinner said...

Santa lives in Vegas dear. They forward his mail from the North Pole. Me and him were shooting craps one day and he asked me what and I said her and he said NO WAY you been THAT good dude.

Anonymous said...

Damn, I'm missing some good TV commercials. Dead mooses hissing at girls you say?

Oh, and the string thing. Apparently you haven't been initiated into the secret society of Knowing Where to Buy String. Sorry hon, you have to learn the secret handshake and dead moose call first.

Rik said...

I've never seen more pictures of one girl that look so different before. Maybe it's your talent, maybe you forget what you look like everyday, maybe you have 17 different cameras. Wow.
Also, Santa likes confessions...you should tell some naughty stories, and maybe he'll bring you a bigger stocking...ooh, thanks for the idea. ;)

MG said...

lmao, and hey, I love the background change, the way your eyes come over the top...awesome!

Anonymous said...

Not writing to Santa (I'm Jewish)

Don't know where to buy string, so I don't think it's anything to be ashamed of. Now that I think about it...a hardware store?

Did you change your blog's name? Did it used to be something else? I remember your picture, but I haven't been to the site in a while.

Robin said...

I haven't seen the moose/acid commercial yet. Darnit, you Canadians are always one step ahead of us stupid Americans.

Anonymous said...

I bought some string at a Grand & Toy a while ago. It's in the mail packing section, as I recall.

Paul said...

You can buy string at the dollar store. I think it costs a dollar.

Izzy said...

You guys have cooler commercials in Canada! At least it sounds that way. My first guess for the string would have been a fabric store. Stupid.

Shinta said...

I love the hair color! Why couldn't I have those colors when I was 20, before I fried my hair?

Joe said...

Are you sure that you didn't accidently buy the new "Hefty Self Splitting" garbage bags? Most stores tend to put those on the shelf near the string section.

Marianna said...

Hi gal ~ getting caught up on bloggies.

A few years ago, we had a letter sent from "Santa" from the North Pole for my friend John's son. Chance LOVED it. It's the coolest thing ~ he still has it.

String? What kind of string?

M~

owen said...

did you hear from the garbage bag company?

i was thinking that maybe we misinterpret "garbage bag"; rather than a bag FOR garbage, it's bag made of garbage!

i noticed that you get the most comments on HNT days. so i decided to post on a non-HNT day...