I was having a craving for quiche. (Don't ask me)
So I went to the grocery store because they usually have some in the cooler by the deli already made...but there weren't any quiches so I wandered around the store thinking that maybe they moved them. Then I thought maybe I should ask someone. Then I thought that would be the most ridiculous question ever asked.
"Excuse me, have you moved your quiches?"
