Tuesday, July 11, 2006

I'm going to put together a compilation of poems I have written while in the grips of p.m.s.

They are pure suicidal/homicidal magic.

Par example there's this little gem:

Running out of faith, time and strength
My legacy is that of a troubled mind

The aching is constant now
I can't reach out

To most I am too sensitive, weak, dramatic
Sorrow, fear and joy have always been intense
Sounds are loud, colours vibrant, and darkness black


Now I am going to microwave my bean bag thingie and take some advil.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hehe...

Outburst said...

=D
I like it.

The Hatleyman said...

I thought you were describing your waitress job there for a second...but then I remembered your Canadian Hawtness.

Derek said...

Nice poem!

You have one of those bean bag things too? My wife just introduced me to them. It has wheat in it or something because it smells like bread.

Marianna said...

I hear those bean bag thingies work miracles.

M~

sinner said...

beer

Rik said...

Fondle your boobs. That always puts me in a better mood. Well not your boobs, you know what i mean. Is that what the hot bean bag thingy is for? ;)

Zoeyjane said...

you could also try taking evening primrose oil. it's good for dry skin too. i used to get killer pms. and it doesn't take the pain/issues away, but it takes the edge off. like valium, but non-habit forming and family-ostracizing.

Zoeyjane said...

you could also try taking evening primrose oil. it's good for dry skin too. i used to get killer pms. and it doesn't take the pain/issues away, but it takes the edge off. like valium, but non-habit forming and family-ostracizing.

Anonymous said...

Chocolate Binsk ... Chocolate and beer and that bean bag thing but i don't see how a game of toss-across is going to help with PMS. I will never understand you girly-type creatures.

Sassy said...

I hear ya. I tend to opt for a 'midol sandwhich' which is really 2 ES Midol with a chaser of 2 Advil. Makes things tingly but it works.
The bean bag thingy is an added bonus.

Rusty said...

I agree with zona boy. Not totally with Mr. Gunn though, as candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

tara said...

or watch BB All Stars...doesn't Janelle ROCK!?!?! i hope she takes it.

MG said...

sorry for the discomfort, but I'm loving the writing...

CozyMama said...

hey there. happy hnt

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