Monday, October 31, 2005

There are two girls in my building that I have seen that have dressed up for Halloween. One is wearing a bonnet, a long flowy matching skirt while carrying around a stuffed dog. Not sure what that's about. The other is carrying around a big plastic green watering can, and wearing a straw hat, and KNEE PADS.

Friday, October 28, 2005

I'm on My Space , which I don't really understand, but if you would like to be my friend on there let me know and I will add you (and maybe you could explain the whole point of My Space to me too while we're on the topic). I like to tell the internet I'm currently 26 by the way.

Then there's hot or not... ...and here's my plan. Give me a ten and then I will give you a ten and we will all be happy and popular.

Also something that has nothing to do with anything, I really like cilantro. You may know it as Chinese parsley, or coriander...whatever you want to call it, it is so good.

Oh and if I didn't come and see your half nekkidness yesterday, I'll try to today.

Oh and (insert grocery store name here), you aren't getting away with anything by hiding rotten fruit at the bottom of a fruit you think people buy them just to eat half? Gawd.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Half-Nekkid Thursday

If you want to play click the pretty red button in the sidebar.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Still so busy. Still wondering why everything has to be done ten times.
Can't we all stay alert and just do it once?

"I'm sorry you've filled out the wrong form, you are going to have to do it again"
"But you gave me this form and told me to fill it out."

Friday, October 21, 2005

Morning meeting.
New guy announces today is the last day for our United Way campaign.

New guy: "Let's make sure it goes out with a bang by participating in the balloon pop this afternoon."

Other guy: "Well how does the balloon pop work?"

New guy: "There will be a number inside the balloon and when you pop it with a dart you win the prize that corresponds with the number"

Other guy: "Will you be wearing the balloons?"
I personally can't think of a better way to raise money for charity then to pay to throw darts at your coworkers.

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Half-Nekkid Thursday

Wanna join HNT? Click the button to the right.

Monday, October 17, 2005

If everybody just did their jobs properly and/or followed through with things they said they were going to do I wouldn't have to spend half of my day "following up".

Sometimes my boss looks at me like he has a little secret. Kinda smirky like. I don't know what kind of face I make back when he does it but if I were a betting girl I would say sour.

I have 6 bazillion things to do and exactly 2 weeks to do them in, so, if I don't come and see you soon know that I still love you. Unless I didn't love you before then know that I still like you. You may have been moved up to the love list too, you never know.

I will try and make it back for HNT and visit all of the people I couldn't last week.

Friday, October 14, 2005

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Half-Nekkid Thursday

Want to play? Click on the red button to the right.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Eff you Ferrets

The term cougar is really starting to annoy the hell out of me. At first I think it was supposed to mean those women you see who wear the animal know, they kinda stand out at a bar or whatever because they are older and are wearing clothes that aren't really in.

Okay. I guess if you are having trouble keeping up with the styles then maybe you deserve a little ribbing.

Then it gradually changed to mean all older women who date younger men. Why the hell is there a term for that? Men have been doing it for years - like that wrinkly, sickening old dude Hefner, and nobody ever came up with a term for him.

If you ask me I think it should be ferret.

And now it seems cougar has come to mean any woman over thirty. I hear these loser DJs making fun of women just because they are over thirty.

What gives these doofs the right to call us that?

What really boggles my mind is when women say it. Doncha think it's sorta being used to put you down for something that we don't put men down for? Even if you are 22, you don't have long before you are fair game - or "they" lower the age to 25.

When somebody says cougar we should say fuck you ferret.

Or perhaps just fuck you.

Monday, October 10, 2005

I think I've forgotten how to blog

Hopefully it's like riding a bike.

Okay so far so good.

Wanna see some cute dogs?

It's Thanksgiving here, I went to my parent's on Saturday for turkey and poker. I lost. I think I may suck at poker because when somebody is dealing and an ace comes up in the flop I will say "Uh oh!" if I don't have an ace in my hand. Yeah that's pure brilliance.

No I don't think this blogging thing is like riding a bike.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Half-Nekkid Thursday

Diamonds Are Trump...the deck is stacked.
Wanna play? Check out the HNT button to your right.

Monday, October 03, 2005

The Backstreet Boys making fun of cheesy 80's music videos is an example of irony in its purest form. I think. Irony is always so confusing.

Sunday, October 02, 2005

Running (okay walking) for the Cure

Gorgeous day, 5kms, thousands of participants, brave survivors, including Stephanie, who we were walking for.

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Little white

This is a little white house in the middle of a huge field in my town. I've driven by it a million times but it was so far back from the road (and over a fence and through bushes that are up to your neck) that I never got around to taking any pictures until today. It has always called to me.