I was listening to the radio today and heard that Mars has done a survey about how you eat your candy bar and what it says about your personality. Sure okay, sounds like a laugh. So this woman starts with describing the nibbler, the one who takes little tiny bites...they are apparently very particular people and picky eaters (and I'm sure all girls or gay guys).Moving on...there are the people that take big bites and finish it rather quickly. These people are go getters. Okay, sure.
Then, there is my favourite group, though I have never seen them, or even heard of them until now, apparently they exist. Are you ready??? They eat a candy bar LIKE THIS:
First they suck off the whole top layer of chocolate (sounds messy!)...then they bite off all of the caramel down the entire length of the bar being careful not to eat any of the nougat centre(that's quite a skill!)...finally after licking off the remaining caramel, they eat the nougat centre by itself.
WTF?
The woman on the radio said this type of person likes to enjoy their flavours separately.
I say these people need to be under medical supervision.
14 comments:
I say we all try it out just once.
sounds like how i eat certain foods. and I'm pretty sure I'm sane.
and then there are people like me who spend the entire time wishing they'd bought a snickers instead.
I do not need to be under medical supervision. I really wish people would stop saying that.
Yeah, yeah, I'm a weird eater.
I don't eat candy bars like that, but I HVAE been known to take my sweet time with a cookie.... Insides first! YUMBO!!! (Is it time for dessert yet?)
Vince - You first
Ruby G - Sorry but it seems odd to me
Lish - me too!
Kim - I've been to your blog and I know what goes on there (I think you were talking to yourself on your last post?) :)
Mr. Underhill - You crazy
Mike - Well that's exactly how it went!
Last Girl - Yumbo is a cool word...it's like "jumbo yum" huh?
The last description reminds me of the first time I kissed a girl.
I've been far too brainwashed by ten years of dieting to go anywhere near a mars bar... think i would spontaneously combust if I tried!
i love that on the mars bar wrapper it says "energy bar".
damn fucking right.
it's like putting the label "energy powder" on a bag of sugar.
I'm going to start responding to comments that way.
Listing names, dashes and comments. Seems quicker. Then again, everyone could also learn to read my mind... hmmm....
I eat the way the voices in my head tell me how to eat...even though my little invisible friends might tell me different.
Nibbling my mars bar makes me gay? says who? I'm NOT gay. I'm just delicate...
Medical supervision, funny but I have a problem because my wife eats twix like that. I'll keep a close eye on her...
that's awesome.
cause i eat like that last one. it also bothers me when my food touches on my plate.
i probably do need to be under medical supervision.
hahaha can't catch me now!!!
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