"NEW YEAR JACKPOT.
Sir/Madam,
We wish to inform you of the New Year direct selectlotto international promo under the auspice of Luckyday/Lotto Nl that your Email Address has won an Award sum of eight hundred thousand euros. Do contact the Agent/representative below for your Claim."
That's right bitches I won. Don't bother contacting me anymore.
6 comments:
I have won so many millions in recent days. Sigh. If only.
M~
You can't tell me what to do, binsk. You're not my real mom!
Will you marry me?
Wow Binsk! So you're attractive and rich, huh?
There's a guy in Nigeria promising me about 2 million euros over the next two years if I can help him cash some checks. Silly man... what the hell good would euros do me? It's not like I even live in Europe...
;)
Can I borrow five Euros? I want to buy a really horrible pizza.
I won that same lottery and got the same email! What are the odds?!
I meant to blog it, but I forgot. Thanks for reminding me.
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