The new Finger Eleven song Paralyzer is awesome, it makes me happy.
Spying devices in twoonies is funny.
Dear Universe,
You know that man I asked for, the one with the juicy lips, long lashes and awesome personality? Yeah I am expecting him to show up. So pronto. I need something to concentrate on/talk about on my blog other than news headlines and my favourite new song.
Let's go Universe. Move it.
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can you throw in a good word for me too? I really want one of those as well, say if there is a spare lying around somewhere, or whatnot.... ;)
laughing at the post, because i'm sure there are a lot of girls asking for the same thing.
cool pics btw.
Did ya remember to ask for me, too?
:)
M~
Your reviews of movies you hate are always funny. So until you get your guy why don't you watch some hideous movies like "Reindeer Games" or "Jersey Girl." That would make some good reading! >:-P
You know... I have long lashes... good lips from playing the trombone for years...
and aside from my apparent love of electrical toasting appliances, I seem to have a winning personality... ;)
But I can give up the toasters... I SWEAR IT!! for the love of a good woman...
No, REALLY!
Okay, so maybe I'm stuck on this toaster kick a bit much, eh?
Spying devices in toonies? Is that like a shoe cam in an amusmant park?
and the universe says
let there be men with juicy lips and nice abs...
and it was good ;op
So hurry up and send her one!! hurryhurry!
Dear Binsk,
We are sorry to inform you that there has been a delay in completing your order. Due to unprecedented demand, the model you have requested is temporarily unavailable. Our inventory indicates that the only men currently in stock that meet the requirements of:
a) juicy lips
b) long lashes
and c) awesome personality
are either gay or are men who are, in actual fact, women.
If you wish to receive either of these models instead of your current order, please contact our customer service department, and we will send one out to you immediately. If you would like to cancel your order and request a different man, please contact our purchasing department. Otherwise we will send the first available man that meets your specifications. Please allow 6-8 years for delivery.
Sincerely,
Erik Muhlheim, LL.B.
for The Universe, Inc.
Whoa....I have long lashes Binny.
I already told you, I fit your criteria!
When are you coming to NYC? ;-)
just wanted to tell you I moved again. my new blog addy is http://lynseymom.blogspot.com
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