Monday, October 23, 2006

I'll finish the story from the last post when there is a finish to be found.


In the meantime here is a quote that I am very guilty of. I need to buy some cool.

"You Canadians have Canadian self-esteem issues. Your problem is why can't Canada be as cool as America. Time to get over it. Your air's cleaner, your women are prettier, get over it. You can hear a Canadian in any movie theatre - the movie comes on and you hear 'Hey, did you know they're Canadian?' And it's like oh please, it's so embarrassing. Canada must just be hiding its face. Buy some cool. Buy some of it." Gene Simmons

22 comments:

Spider said...

Yes, Binsk, you personally are prettier than American women. Yes, just about all of them. So no argument here from me.

[].ragko said...

I agree with ^^

Canada has alot of Assets.

Robin M said...

i've heard a lot of people say that canada has the prettiest women.

we need to stop trying so hard to defend ourselves to americans. and why is it exactly that we feel the need to defend ourselves to them anyway?

Osbasso said...

Story's not finished yet, huh? That seems really strange... Have to agree with Gene--Canadian women are pretty.

Marianna said...

Oh geez! Canadian women are GORGEOUS! You are the prettiest one of them all.

:)
M~

Ole Blue The Heretic said...

Canada does have beutiful women.

Anonymous said...

Oh Binsk. You are such a tease. It's a good thing you are so beautiful and have such a great, er ... brain or I might be upset that you're making me wait. Here's a quarter. Buy yourself some cool babe.
TG

Jay said...

If Gene Simmons isn't the judge of cool, I don't know who is.

Stephanie said...

Holy fuck! I AM that Canadian in the movie theatre!

sinner said...

ya can't buy cool but baby you got it. I remember a photo of some wicked pointed toe boots on a mosaic tile floor.

yeah,

cool

Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

He's right, you guys do have esteem issues.
You AREN'T America north. YOu guys ARE cool. Quit comparing yourselves to other countries. Your women pretty much ARE hotter and you gave the universe Hockey for cryin out loud.
You rock!
I'm seriously thinking about moving there.
If you guys'll take me that is. Hello SK!

Anonymous said...

UMM,I don't know of any Canadian EVER who has ever thought that they were less than or had self esteem issues about being a Canadian...like.. EVER... im dumbfounded...we're NOT cool? who said? i think that Canadian pointing out thing is pride. weird.
p.s -- since im also speaking for all Canadians id like to add that we dont want any Americans up here sullying our landscape. thank you.
no offense.

Ophelia Mourne said...

My husband and daughter are Canadian and they are beautiful people. Everything is large too, the trees, the streets, the sky. I find it comforting.

did something happen?

Raymi Lauren said...

dude where is this picture of yer tall drink of water?

Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

Dear Cyn, I was joking.

In closing, Mz. Methinks thou doth protest too much, go phuc yerself.
I'll be moving across the street next week.
We can burn the American flag together.

(Cyn Helper: That was grumpy sarcasm, don't freak out again. I luvs all Canadians. Well...'cept for Bryan Adams.)

Memphis said...

I don't know about Canadians being down on themselves, but if there's one person who needs to buy some cool it's Gene Simmons. Ever heard this man in an interview? He's so busy trying to throw out big words that he sounds like some old high school English teacher, with no life and no future, but an enormously pretentious vocabularly to compensate for it all.

I would do his wife, though.

Anonymous said...

Jerk of All Trades said...
"He's right, you guys do have esteem issues."...
"I'll be moving across the street next week.
We can burn the American flag together."

yeahhhh, WE got self esteem issues...and the only people that seem to be "phucking" themselves are Americans.

"Cyn Helper: That was grumpy sarcasm, don't freak out again"...
ummm yeah ok, since you said so i will become a docile robot without any reactions... hahahahahahaha

but i will give you the Bryan Adams thing...seriously, please take him.

Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

Cyn, you got problems. You seem to fill in crap and insunuations (wrong spelling I'm sure) that I didn't imply and jump to your own conclusions. I'm starting to think you need meds for your mutiple personality disorder. I'm also seriously thinking about asking you to marry me. That is, if you're not a guy. If you are a guy, do you have a sister who's equally nuts?

No, I said I DON'T want Bryan Adams.

Give me a few more Canucks to choose from, maybe we can work out some kind of an irritating countrymen exchange.

In closing, I love Canada, I'm increasingly annoyed with the US and if you're a girl, I want you to think I'm cute.

Thank you.

Anonymous said...

Dear Jerk, you're a fucking blathering idiot, and why in the first place you assumed that i was even talking to you ..i do not know why...but again this reinforces every reason Canadians don't want those retarded Americans up here. Please stay there and refrain from thinking i am talking directly to you.

Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

You're right, the fact that you copied and pasted parts of my comments totally threw me off. That and you calling me by name. My bad.
Enjoy pudding day at the institution. I only enjoy argueing with sane people. Have a nice day.

Anonymous said...

originally fuckhead you started on about something i said like i was responding to you... which i should never have responded to.. don't encourage the retards, i know.
as for your pseudo marriage proposal...LAME! might be why your 35 , single and a loser... that and you're a fat ugly american.

Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

I'll have you know that I'm 36, single and a loser thank you very much!

Cyn.....sweetheart....daddy doesn't want to argue anymore.
x