Tuesday, May 23, 2006

You know how you see tons and tons of birds every day? How come you don't see tons and tons of dead birds all the time? I mean where do birds go to die? You see the occasional bird that hit the windshield or got the west nile, but where are all of the other ones?? Yes I'm serious.

I'm doing the all night relay for life on June 2nd...with my buddy Lysa and a bunch of other girls. If you would like to sponsor our team let me know and I'll tell you how. Lysa did the relay last year and said it was a great time. I like great times. Almost as much as I like excellent times.

I feel sleepy today. It's the end of a long weekend sleepy I guess.

15 comments:

sinner said...

email me the info baby. I'm home tomorrow night

Outburst said...

I think a lot of them die quietly in their sleep and then the kids fight over who's going to get the nest.

Seriously though, stay away from skyscrapers at dawn if you really want the truth. I've seen it a couple times, very disturbing.

Marianna said...

Too morbid a thought for someone so sleepy! LOL

M~

Rik said...

I was thinking the same thing about ants the other day! But i guess they all die underground.
The birds get eaten quickly though. My mom had a chicken that died and we found it the next day (it was half gone already). I don't think nature wastes much time with that.

the Wootang said...

yeah, and what happens to all that ski wax? obviously it rubs off the skis into the snow. are we drinking wax?

clara* said...

GOOD QUESTION!

thanks, now that'll keep me up all night. yeah cuz i never see cats around here. although in the country, where i do see cats, i also see dead birds. so i guess they go to the country.

kalipornia said...

they get eaten by other animals

Robin Alexa said...

Those other animals are awfully quick.

Rik said...

That's all the animals do, B. They just walk around looking for stuff to eat. They don't work or go to the mall. It's just eat, eat, eat, ooh a dead bird, eat, eat, poop, fight, sex, eat . . . .

Anonymous said...

Well, if they're pigeons, they often end up squashed by the busses outside my subway station.
But pigeons aren't birds so much as flying rats.

Anonymous said...

Damn. Now I'm gonna be looking for dead birds everywhere I go.

Schadeboy said...

I think the more important question here is, why a bird, that can fly, can manage to get run over by a car which, last I checked, still lacked the ability to get off the ground?

Truly, that's what I want to know.

Johnny Wadd said...

The fly south to florida...i think they have retirement bird homes there.

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