Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Half-Nekkid Thursday

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Edito eighto clockita (yes that's Spanish, but don't ask a Spanish person about it because they will probably lie and say it isn'ta ;)
Anyway, the BOOBS win it, in case it was bugging you.
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I cannot take one minute of this Federal "election" that is going on in Canada. You know that they are all liars. You know that the Liberals will win again for some stupid Ontario reason. You know that nothing will change.


How many more times do we have to see some guy dressed up in a light blue hospital outfit strangling a chicken? Fuck you media. We don't need your hysteria.


If you can't pick up your feet when you are walking, consider gluing your shoes to your feet, because the rest of us do not want to hear you shuffling around the Home Depot.


How can a person with NO fruit in their house have a swarm of fruit flies?


I just heard this morning that a guy in Toronto was let off of a rape (aggravated sexual assault) charge because he suffered from sexsomnia. Yep, he was sleep raping, and that is not a crime apparently.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Did anybody see "The Woman with Half a Body" last night on TLC? This woman was SO positive, and so strong and so far from feeling down about her life at any time, and she literally had half a body. AND a schizophrenic 29 year old brother, who had the mental age of a three year old, AND a father with Alzheimer's (both of whom she was taking care of).

If you get a chance to see a repeat of this show it's not a downer like it may sound from my's all about thinking positively no matter what life throws at you.

I get upset when I'm in a traffic jam, or I have nothing to do on a Saturday night, and this chick has been wheeling around her half body on a skateboard for thirty years with a smile on her face. Too cool.

Monday, November 28, 2005

November 28, 2005

Today you might discover that you are powerfully attracted romantically to someone from a distant state or foreign country, Robin. The person is likely to be very highly educated and extremely stimulating, so you could find his conversation riveting. He could be involved in the sciences, or psychology, or perhaps the occult or metaphysics. You'll probably choose to listen rather than do much talking right now. Have fun, and enjoy your day.

The occult?

I'll let you know how this turns out.

Other than that I don't have much to say. See above.

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Half-Nekkid Thursday

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you United Statesians. Hope you have a great holiday.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Your Blog Should Be Yellow

You're a cheerful, upbeat blogger who tends to make everyone laugh.
You are a great storyteller, and the first to post the latest funny link.
You're also friendly and welcoming to everyone who comments on your blog.
Yeah except for those few days a month when I go on one of my hormonal rants.
If you come by here all of the time and you think to yourself I linked her what's her problem? Her problem is she just clicks on your name to find your blog and then forgets to link you later because that dog has a fluffy tail...what?

Send me an email or leave me a comment if you would like me to link you, unless you are crazy, then you should call me and we'll hang out.

Oh yeah and I'm sending out some emails today at work and I get an autoreply that says:

I will be out of the office starting 11/01/2005 and will not return until 12/31/2999.

Alrighty then.

Monday, November 21, 2005

Freaky effects
(My teeth don't normally look like I'm wearing a mouth guard)
I wrote a letter to the garbage bag company to ask them if all of their green garbage bags split open during normal use, because I have a whole box of them that are doing that. I'll let you know what they say.
I also have decided that I am going to send a letter to Santa this year to help me get into the Christmas spirit. All of the things that I want are too big for a stocking and Santa may just say that I have been much too naughty this year. We'll see.
If you want to send a letter to Santa he lives here in Canada.
Santa Claus
The North Pole
H0H 0H0
Dooooooooooooo it.
Two more things...what is up with that hissing girl, hair dryer and dead moose ad on t.v.?? Was I not invited to partake in the acid or something?
And finally, do you think it is quite possibly the stupidest thing in the world not to know where to buy string?? What if you've never purchased string in your whole life, is it still stupid?

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Dearest Binsk,

I find you very amusing, not to mention you have an eye for photography (I'm totally jealous by the way). I figured I'd write an email, since you get so many comments on your blog its probably impossible to keep track of anyone. And yes, I am quite sure you could have been the girl we all stared at and missed our light-change....if my ex didn't have brown eyes and given me a reason to be weary of them, I'd compliment you, as I am sure you are much less evil *wink wink*. Keep up the good work, you've got some talent!

Much love, X
(names have been changed to protect the innocent, or not so innocent)

First of all X (weird name by the way), you are way too sweet. Second of all, thanks for the compliments, everybody loves to feel the love. Thirdly, I keep track of all of you, almost to the point of stalking. Fourth, are you ever going to date a brown eyed girl again? I mean, couldn't you find something else about your ex to hate on, like perky boobs, or small feet? Why pick on us brown eyed girls? And fifth and finally, I wouldn't say I'm evil or innocent, I would say I'm sort of a combo platter.

Much love returned to you, Binsk

Friday, November 18, 2005

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Half-Nekkid Thursday

I will try my very best to get around to see all of you this week. It gets harder and harder each week...what?

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

The Office

This show is too funny. Seriously. Or not seriously. It's good. I'm not kidding.

Are men necessary?


Binsk is not asking the question. Binsk is merely mentioning the book. And wondering quietly to herself.

I kid, I kid.

Monday, November 14, 2005

Raymi is getting one of these


This ain't no Furbee.

Friday, November 11, 2005

Lelly tagged me, I don't normally play but this one was easy.

1. Go into your archives.
2. Find your 23rd post.
3. Post the fifth sentence (or closest to it).
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.

"I lied and said I was 12"
Thanks to Schadeboy for having me on his show (blog) yesterday, and for all of the nice compliments.
In other news, I took a few more photos and put them on Uber Photos. I think someone saw me seeing him. Or is it her? I can never tell with squirrels.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

HNT - Torn

I’m all out of faith this is how I feel
I’m cold and I am shamed lying naked on the floor
Illusion never changed into something real
I’m wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn

And I have the sense to recognize that I don’t know how to let you go...

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

The ABCs of Binsk

B...Big Boobed
D...Dorky, Dramatic (tied)
O...Obsessive compulsive
P...Paranoid, PMSy
V...Vitamin popper
X...That's impossible
Z...Zen like (yeah right)

This was stolen from Leesa and like she said it's pretty hard to do. And no I'm not a hooker. H was hard.

Monday, November 07, 2005

Last week

Things that don't go well together...

and this:

My pms doesn't go well with brushing my teeth, or having a normal conversation about the weather, let alone moving, so I'm surprised I still have friends.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005


Everything is in boxes. The computer is going now. I will be back in a few nice while I'm gone.