My hair is actually okay today. I didn't get it styled or dried after it was cut yesterday and it was 5000 degrees out so it curled and poofed and I don't even have curly hair. So anyway today is much better. A girl I work with said my hair looked so good (she asked me if I coloured it, so the cut can't be too dramatic - just to me)

I did this thing on CNN dot com where they show you 4 videos of people in complete darkness walking and the only thing you can see is some lights that are attached all the way up their bodies. You have to figure out if it's a man or woman and if they are gay or straight. The researchers believe we can tell just by the way someone carries themselves.

I got FOUR OUT OF FOUR RIGHT.

You should try it, it's under health on the CNN website.

Researchers say this is further proof that gay is a gene, not a choice.

I got your proof right here researchers.

Do you think I would actually choose to like males if I sat down and really thought about it?

Uh no.

Kidding.

Sort of.

Who goes to Magicuts and says "Do whatever you think, you're the expert"?

Yeah me.

I have a little project for you.

ONLY if you have a dog.

Give your dog a bath.

After their bath towel dry.

Let them run around in your house for a bit.

They will do this anyway.

Just wait until they stop.

Then smell them.

Do they smell like Swiss Chalet to you?

That is it for me and quarter chicken dinners.

People that put re: in the subject line of an email.

I didn't send you anything so the email you are sending me FIRST is not re:

It is just a SUBJECT.

You create the subject and if I email back it is then RE: YOUR SUBJECT.

Continued rant from below.

You know those chicks that say "Girls/women just don't like me" ?

Yeah well it's not because you are hot (which I am SURE is what you think) it's because you are a bitch, so try getting over yourself and make some female friends.

So the oldest guy in the world is chalking his longevity up to not drinking. 114 years of not drinking? Sounds like he already died and went to hell but nobody told him.

Reasons to drink:

Those fucking imbeciles that brake 3 minutes before they signal. What is the point in signaling AFTER you have already come to a complete stop???? Maybe "Mr. I'm 114" doesn't drive.

Dealing with insurance companies. Do you guys just laugh and laugh to yourselves when you're mailing a claim back to somebody for the fifth time because you need more information? Do you have contests to see how many times you can send it back with NO MONEY before somebody shows up at your office with a bat? Do you not have phones? Cause I do and you could call me if you need to know something.

Celebrations, get togethers, money pooling for gifts for people who have NEVER and will NEVER celebrate me. Fuck yourself.

These new television shows where people are just NASTY and RUDE to the contestants or participants. When the hell did we decide that it was entertaining to watch some jerk ridicule people to the point of making them cry?

NOT FUNNY. STOP IT.

And on that subject how come every panel of "experts" is a 1 female to 2 male ratio?

Experts. Pffffffft.

Somehow I doubt that.

Nice package on a licence* plate

equals

Guy** who is too lame to find somebody to check it out.

Raymi we should start a tooliest licence plates contest.

And if you click on the pic you can see where this tool hails from, or at least where he buys his cars.

*yes that's how we spell it here in Canada

**yes I saw him

So my brother who is a HUGE Ottawa Senators fan and his lovely girlfriend went to game 3 of The Stanley Cup on Saturday night. And Ottawa won 5-3.

They ended up in the same section as the Prime Minister of Canada.

Not a bad Saturday night.

He's gonna kill me for posting his picture on the internet again.

GO SENS GO!!!!!