Thursday, July 19, 2007

Saying that REALLY annoys me number 6 million:

"AT THE END OF THE DAY 'blah blah blah'."

If you** say "AT THE END OF THE DAY" before a sentence you** probably think it makes you** sound so thoughtful and contemplative.


At the end of the day you** are still an idiot for using such a stupid expression.

At the end of the day some people are trying not to think about the day they just had because it SUCKED, so way to go reminding them about it.

At the end of the day if I hear one more cliche I am going to go postal on someone's ass fo shizzle.

**this is not "you", it's THE OTHERS.

Monday, July 16, 2007

Me: "I had a HUGE crush on you in high school."

(Yeah I had a few beers before I sent this gem out - but I really did have a huge crush on him)

Bob: "No way. What on earth did you have a crush on? Was it my sense of fashion or the bloodshot eyes? Come're pullin' my leg. Where are you now and forgive me...the name is ringing bells but the animated picture is not really pulling it all together."

Me: "Ha ha! Yes way! I was friends with Lindsay (that's where I saw your name) and you lived on her street or nearby right? You were older and you talked to us, and you had puppy dog eyes. I'm in Toronto. (that's an internet lie folks, I told him where I actually am) Where are you?"

Bob: "I still don't believe you...well maybe sorta. The animation is a little daunting - guess I'm one to talk.

Facebook continues to be a really weird place."

Me: "I know totally."

(Can you believe I said "I KNOW TOTALLY" like some kind of valley girl? It's the Big Brother live feeds rubbing off on me I tell you, they say 'like' every 4 seconds. At least I didn't do that)

Me cont'd: "I remember you in your 'Barrie dinner jackets' and Kodiaks. Or that's what my memory is telling me."

(Yes this is how old I am, boys wore Kodiaks to school in my day. Also you can change Barrie for any hickish town nearby where you live)

Bob: "Dinner jackets - yes I did have a dinner jacket phase for a while didn't I, yup...I did. Had forgotten about those. Nice.

Alright then yes, you knew me and you are not just making it up."

Gotta love Facebook

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

I moved my dining room table out of the dining room and moved my computer in so I can watch the live Big Brother feeds and actually accomplish things like cooking, washing dishes and cleaning. Also it's nice to be out of the basement. I like my basement it's all finished and it's got a walk out to the backyard cuz I live in a backsplit, but I think it's probably good to get out of the basement for a while.

My parents have a Kildeer family in their front yard, I forgot to take pictures, but anyway if you get too close to the babies (that are now running around on the ground) the mother Kildeer runs AWAY from them making all sorts of noise and then puts her wing up like it's broken to entice you over to her and away from the babies because you are supposed to think she is injured, is this a run on sentence? Anyway I will get some video and pictures next time I am there. I bet you can't wait!

Have you ever seen somebody and you don't really know if you even know them but you hate them? Like maybe they were rude to you once and it wasn't so bad so you forgot kinda but when you see them you think I hate you and I have no idea why? Yeah I do too.

Monday, July 09, 2007

Dear fuckfaces,

Your selfish behaviour has been noted.

You suck beyond sucking.

I wouldn't walk across the street to help you out.

Actually that's a lie.

I would.


And it makes me mad at myself.

But have no fear, I will get tougher.

And you will have one less person you can rely on when you really need it.

Like Justin Timberlake says "What goes around comes back around".

Yeah I know he didn't say it first, but he says it the cutest.
So my employer has blocked Facebook which I don't really get 'cause if you have ever read the book The Tipping Point you will know that friends are very important business wise. They've never blocked Blogger which is silly, silly.

I know it's been said a million times but people that say "to be perfectly honest" or "in all honesty" are obviously liars. I mean I don't have to warn people every time I am going to say something honest because it usually is. Or bitchy. Same deal. Actually I keep my bitchy hidden in real life and asplode it into my blog for therapy. Mostly.

I am going to meet my first friend from YouTube today. It should be quite excellent. If you had told me a few years ago that I would be meeting people from the internet I wouldn't have believed it.

Saturday, July 07, 2007

You know what made my day?

A 17 year old saying "Have a good one Miss!" at the store.

This is what makes old people happy.

Thursday, July 05, 2007

This new "Mozilla Firefox tells me how to spell" is REALLY bugging me.

It is all American spelling.

I had NO idea how many words we spell differently until I got this little feature.

It will always be favour and humour and licence and zed.

Got it yanks?

Yeah yanks doesn't get underlined, that's a REAL word.

Oh wait, it is, like she yanks their chains.

Oh and while we are at it, Thanksgiving is in October.

Alright it's Big Brother tonight people!

And nothing says "I stay in my basement and don't have sex in the summer for a whole 3 months" like Big Brother.

Yeah, I'm working on it.

A woman asked to use my cell phone today while we were standing in a MALL. I don't know, maybe it's just me but that's weird. And it's not like I even had my cell phone out, she just asked if I had a phone so she could call her husband, no emergency, just wanted to call her husband.