Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Had a tooth extracted. Tooth number 26. And then they drilled into my sinus cavity. Good times. But now I can go out and not be afraid to speak in someone's direction. The sound and feeling of a tooth coming out of your mouth is not the same as you remember as a little kid. It's louder, and much, much grosser. I can't even explain it. It's like a bad nightmare.

Oh and then last night I woke up and I was NOT breathing...I jumped up and started running around the room gasping for air like a goldfish out of water. Or I guess any kind of fish out of water. It was INSANE. I couldn't turn the lights out again afterwards because I was worried I would fall asleep and it would happen again. I think because the doctor told me to sleep with two pillows I inhaled spit while sleeping, you know when something goes down the wrong way? Yeah I think that happened while I was sleeping and then I woke up right at the gasping for air moment. SO freaky.

So anyway I fell back asleep eventually with the lights on like a little baby. Got up in the morning, all was well, or so I thought. Went to Tim Horton's to get a coffee before going to work and there were customers at both cashes so I waited in line. When one of the customers had finished and proceeded on with their coffee the cashier did not look at me or say "next", so for a 30 second period before the other cashier looked at me and said "What can I get you?" I thought I was actually dead from the not breathing incident.

I am SO not joking.

Also I spilled bleach all over my pants and my kitchen mat.

Dear Universe,

I think I am due for some good loving and boating karma now.

And now for your viewing pleasure (okay mostly mine) stolen from Momtheminx:

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Memphis Steve said this about me:

Robin Alexa of A.K.A. Binsk - She's so easy going, and so artistic, you can't help but get caught up in whatever she's doing. She can throw on a pink wig and sing to a CD while videotaping it and you'll find yourself watching it over and over. She's the best friend you wish you could get back in touch with, the girl you tried to date but never had the nerve to ask out, the neighbor you had a crush on, and the quiet girl you had a class with who went on to appear in Playboy and shock everyone. Her writing is just whatever is on her mind, and if it only needs one sentence to say, then one sentence is all you'll get. Other times it's a paragraph about life or a book she loves or her dog. Whatever she has to say, every word is hypnotic. And did I mention how beautiful she is? Wow!

How cute is that? If he was single and Canadian, I'd do him. :)

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Okay A, you know that commercial where the blondes and the brunettes dis eachother? It makes me want to find the fucker that wrote that and tear their hair out piece by piece. What the fuck kind of garbage is that? For anyone who is confused, i.e. people that don't leave their basements, women don't generally judge eachother by the colour of their hair regardless of what some pathetic people in advertising attempt to make us believe.

And B, the media asking whether South Koreans are concerned about a backlash from what a mentally ill person did is like asking redheads if they are worried about the way the Chuckie doll made them look. FUCK OFF.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Gimme an - L

Gimme an - A

Gimme an - R

Gimme an - R

Gimme a - Y

Monday, April 09, 2007

Vimy Ridge 90th anniversary

It is said that upon learning of the victory at Vimy Ridge, a soldier from France exclaimed, "C'est impossible!.", and upon learning it was the Canadians who had won it, replied "Ah! les Canadiens! C'est possible!."

That quote makes me want to cry and do karate kicks all at once.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Ooooh...I like this one.

"There is a vitality, a life force, an energy, a quickening, that is translated through you into action, and because there is only one of you in all time, this expression is unique. And if you block it, it will never exist through any other medium and will be lost." Martha Graham

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

I'm a Lotus Elise.

You believe in maximum performance and minimum baggage. You like to travel light and fast, hit the corners hard, and dance like there's no tomorrow.

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