Monday, June 06, 2005

Gah

30 degrees (90ish fahrenheit) is not, I repeat not, a beautiful day. Stop telling me it is. It's only beautiful if you are sitting in an ocean drinking frozen cocktails or you're a camel.

Hey Pizza Pizza, the "must be legal eating age" joke you use at the end of your new ads is not funny. Shut up.

Apparently we are having a heat wave. And apparently this summer 1000 people in our city will die from heat related problems. I'm betting it'll be all nice people and the assholes will still be hanging on strong in the fall.

15 comments:

Robin said...

Happy Happy NAME DAY! What did you get? Na, I didn't get a damned thing either.

Busty Wilde said...

What is name day?

I agree...heat is good when you're sitting in the ocean, but not when you're sitting at home all sweaty and disgusting.

Yoko Ono should have died sooooo long ago. If only...

Lisa said...

yoko is just misunderstood. *gag*

I know a secret! it has to do with oil changing! lmao!

god im retarded ~

Robin M said...

i just love (i repeat, LOVE) that you used the word GAH for your title. i have taken to saying that almost as much as i day "meh". it's sort of all-encompassing, isn't it?

Robin M said...

sorry, i SAY meh, i don't DAY meh. gah.

Robin Alexa said...

I think I got gah from you actually Robin! It's cool. Alll Robins are cool.

Rusty said...

Right, right, right.

Oh my brothers, the heat was horrible here as well. All the un-air conditioned work took quite a toll on my ghastly little day.

Water is pretty good.

Anti-Blogger said...

Thank you for translating celsius for me.

Robin Alexa said...

datamonkey - Exactly! On another note...Today I heard that you are the perfect mix of sweet and sour. You will now be known as #61 on the Chinese menu :)

Robin - You too Funky! Only a diamond necklace. yeah right.

Busty Wilde - Name day see one post down. I don't know if they have Busty though

Lisa - Well everybody needs a good oil change once in a while.

Rusty - 'Oh my brothers' is going to be my new favourite saying, thanks Rusty!

Anti-Blogger - No problem, I heard you Americans have problems with simple math and staying in the lines while colouring (coloring)

Anonymous said...

I can't stand the heat, never have. It has done nothing but give me a pounding headache for the past four days. If it were spring or fall forever, I'd be in a happy place. I hear our summer is going to be a hot one this year and in Toronto that usually means 100 degrees of unbreathable air! LOL

Lisa said...

you think Toronto is bad? come to Kansas City in the summer. plah.

But as they will all tell you: at least it's a dry heat. Shut up. Heat is heat...it all sucks unless you pay through the ass for a fabulous vacation!

Spider said...

I'm an American who has a degree in math. I just like how Farenheit makes it sound so much hotter. 90 sounds hotter than 30 anyday. However, it does make sense to have water freeze at 0 and not 32.

Also, would you please define "Gah" and "meh" or use them in a sentence? We don't use those words here in New York City.

Blog ho said...

you're very snarky when you're hot.

Blog ho said...

or you're very hot when you're snarky.

Robin Alexa said...

If Spock Is Enough - yeah and it really does make me mad!!!

Kim - I know, us poor Torontonians.

Lisa - Watch out for falling barns too.

Spider - NYC is gah. meh.

Blog ho - yep

Blog ho - Takes one to know one snarks. (that's my little nickname for you)