Sunday, January 28, 2007

Dear 69dude69,

Don't send me messages anymore because I'm not gonna respond.

Even if you looked like Johnny Depp I would have a hard time replying.

69dude69 as an "internet handle" is sorta like kryptonite for females.

Like my fargging gawd have you ever been out of your house before?

Why did I put before at the end of that sentence? It sounds weird, but at the same time oh so familiar.
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14 comments:

  1. Osbasso11:13 pm

    You mean that cute names like that don't work??

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  2. Marianna11:29 pm

    LOL no, Os, they don't work. OMG I get instantly turned off when I see stupid screen names on my page.

    M~

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  3. Hedy De Vine11:31 pm

    a name like that makes me want to double bolt my chastity belt.

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  4. Shadowdog11:52 pm

    Dear Binsk,

    I agree, that name is just retarded.

    Signed,
    Studley Hungwell


    Dear Binsk,

    What kind of a loser would have a handle like that? lolololol

    Signed,
    Partyboy4U, MaleblissXOXO, and MonsterBacon


    Dear Binsk,

    Oh, what's in a name? You can't judge a book by its cover.

    Signed,
    Michael Jackson, LL Cool J, and 13 of the Baldwin brothers

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  5. Christopher D. Bate8:19 am

    Men, huh?

    *Shrugs*

    I'm sorry for all of them.

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  6. Joe1:36 pm

    Wait a second...

    Women don't like that?

    Next you're going to tell me that one shouldn't talk about a cross-dressing fetish in the first e-mail (or, preferably, ever).

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  7. Ole Blue The Heretic2:57 pm

    Well at least you knew he was a jerk just by his user name.
    sincerly
    studllymuffinpounder834676635527477856

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  8. Ophelia Mourne2:59 pm

    LOL@OleBlue

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  9. Anonymous4:19 pm

    Now what TYPE of kryptonite are you talking about? Is this the garden variety "green" kryptonite, that causes pain and weakness? Or is it like "red" kryptonite, where you suffer a random affect like rapid aging or splitting into a good version and an evil version? Or is it more like the ultra-rare "pink" kryptonite, that temporarily turns heterosexuals into homosexuals?

    I think it's an important distinction...

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  10. Memphis4:47 pm

    I just can't imagine why a guy named 69dude69 wouldn't attract the babes. It's a mystery.

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  11. Sassy8:26 pm

    You have to wonder what type of person it DOES work for...

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  12. Paul11:46 pm

    Give the guy a break, it's probably because 68dude68 was taken. You're too quick to judge. Poor guy just wants to chat and you've labelled him some sort of pervert.

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  13. Anonymous1:12 pm

    post his emails.

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  14. Jenn6:20 am

    Yeah, that's a really bad name. I hate all ones that girls have like "PrincessCutie" or "Sexybabydoll" Drives me crazy.

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