I'm going to put together a compilation of poems I have written while in the grips of p.m.s.
They are pure suicidal/homicidal magic.
Par example there's this little gem:
Running out of faith, time and strength
My legacy is that of a troubled mind
The aching is constant now
I can't reach out
To most I am too sensitive, weak, dramatic
Sorrow, fear and joy have always been intense
Sounds are loud, colours vibrant, and darkness black
Now I am going to microwave my bean bag thingie and take some advil.
They are pure suicidal/homicidal magic.
Par example there's this little gem:
Running out of faith, time and strength
My legacy is that of a troubled mind
The aching is constant now
I can't reach out
To most I am too sensitive, weak, dramatic
Sorrow, fear and joy have always been intense
Sounds are loud, colours vibrant, and darkness black
Now I am going to microwave my bean bag thingie and take some advil.
Hehe...
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ReplyDeleteI like it.
I thought you were describing your waitress job there for a second...but then I remembered your Canadian Hawtness.
ReplyDeleteNice poem!
ReplyDeleteYou have one of those bean bag things too? My wife just introduced me to them. It has wheat in it or something because it smells like bread.
I hear those bean bag thingies work miracles.
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ReplyDeleteFondle your boobs. That always puts me in a better mood. Well not your boobs, you know what i mean. Is that what the hot bean bag thingy is for? ;)
ReplyDeleteyou could also try taking evening primrose oil. it's good for dry skin too. i used to get killer pms. and it doesn't take the pain/issues away, but it takes the edge off. like valium, but non-habit forming and family-ostracizing.
ReplyDeleteyou could also try taking evening primrose oil. it's good for dry skin too. i used to get killer pms. and it doesn't take the pain/issues away, but it takes the edge off. like valium, but non-habit forming and family-ostracizing.
ReplyDeleteChocolate Binsk ... Chocolate and beer and that bean bag thing but i don't see how a game of toss-across is going to help with PMS. I will never understand you girly-type creatures.
ReplyDeleteI hear ya. I tend to opt for a 'midol sandwhich' which is really 2 ES Midol with a chaser of 2 Advil. Makes things tingly but it works.
ReplyDeleteThe bean bag thingy is an added bonus.
I agree with zona boy. Not totally with Mr. Gunn though, as candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
ReplyDeleteor watch BB All Stars...doesn't Janelle ROCK!?!?! i hope she takes it.
ReplyDeletesorry for the discomfort, but I'm loving the writing...
ReplyDeletehey there. happy hnt
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