Yeah not blogging or watching tv at home sucks. Truly. Even for an hour. It reminds me of a power outage with lights. And who likes a power outage?
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When you are in an elevator with your loser friend/colleague and he/she gets off on the fourth floor, and you and the REST OF US do not, it makes me want to KEEL you when you HOLD THE ELEVATOR DOOR OPEN to finish your insignifigant conversation.
You suck. Truly.
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I have found a way to deal with people that annoy me (see above) without constantly starting fights with strangers. I wait until they walk away and then I shoot them in the back of the head with my pretend hand gun. Literally my hand is my gun.
PEEEWR PEEEWR!!!
have you ever ridden an elevator and faced AWAY from the door? it freaks people out.
ReplyDeletehey, did you steal my fake hand gun???
ReplyDeletei lost it some where.
Robin! I died the other day and I wondered why. Apparently you shot me with your pretend hand gun. I'm sorry I didn't live up to your high standards but that is the way I am. I still love you though. HHNT
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Funny stuff over here! From C.C.'s blog, here to say great job!!
ReplyDeletehand guns rock
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that made me laugh hard :)
LOL~ I could REALLY use that gun right about now.
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thanks today i'm bloging about bad elevator etiquet (and i don't even know how to spell it!!!)
ReplyDeleteI do the same thing except I use a real gun. It's far more satisfying.
ReplyDeletei do the hand gun thing! do you pretend to screw in a silencer onto the end of it before firing and make a quiet 'chew' sound when you pull the trigger too? otherwise its too loud and they turn around wondering what that 'bang' was that came out of my lips.
ReplyDeleteI need a "hand" gun!!
ReplyDeleteOkay the new background is cook, but almost a little creepy :P
I'm gonna have to borrow that one. And definately use the silencer to cover my tracks!
ReplyDeleteI WOULD SAY THE BITCHIEST FUCKIN SHIT TO THAT PERSON IF I WERE IN THAT ELEVATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW THINKING OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! madMAD MAD!
ReplyDeleteGeeez...the background is COOL, not cook. Maybe I need to be shot :P
ReplyDeleteBinsk! If you get a myspace friend request from "Tanya," that's me! I've been hanging out there lately. Ssshhh! Don't tell the bloggy people. Hand guns are cool. They get the job done.
ReplyDeleteWhy not do it gangsta style? Two gunz up and sidewayz! ;-P
ReplyDeleteYour new background is makin me hungry!
ReplyDeletepretend hand gun, I LOVE it, I have to start doing this IMMEDIATELY, thanks!
ReplyDeleteI'm sensing a lot of rage inside of you these days, Binsk. I'd tell you to drop the gun, but seeing as it's your hand and all...
ReplyDelete*smile*
ReplyDeleteDo you shoot to kill or do you usually just go for a leg or a shoulder?
Try adding a rubber band to the hand and shot them with it at close range. That always tickles me pink.
ReplyDeleteAnd on the elevator thing....maybe I am just an insensitive asshole but I would have pushed them out. Maybe that is why I have so few friends, but then again the ones I have dont piss me of or cause me greef.
That's just great!
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I also especially like "punch somebody in the lip" day. Brilliant as always!
"PEEEWR PEEEWR!!!" I almost spit my coffee on my monitor.
ReplyDeleteAwesome! I've actually done the back to the elevator door thing...especially right near the back of the elevator that isn't mirrored making people thing it's another elevator door that they didn't know about.
How 'bout crushing their heads? Or is shooting them more rewarding?
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