My first submission is a little nasty. But I think it's good for my blood pressure to get it all out on paper, then I can be my normal sweet self the rest of the time.
OK, now that I've read it, I LOVE IT. I wish you worked in MY office.
So, you've got a dork with a phony upper-class British accent going there? Maybe a little Hamptonesque pretentiousness, as in "I have a condo in the Hamptons"? Love the Madonna reference. She's such a shitwit. From Italian Brooklyn hooker to English Jew. Who knew?
HEY BINSK, VOULE VOUS COUCHER AVEC MOI C'EST SOIS? btw don't cache that cheque as sheduled. It could bounce. See, I bought the Mona Lisa last week. Now rip me a new one baby and don't spare the petrol-based product (vaseline) CHEERS! Love ya TG
Hey! Congrats! You do get kinda nasty when it someone else's turf, don't you?
ReplyDeleteAh, well. C'est la vie! (other than french fries or french toast--that's as much as I know)
Wow Binsk, all that repressed rage! Glad to see you got it out of your system...
ReplyDeleteCourse, if I worked with a fucktard like that, I would have choked the living shit out of him by now, too.
Happy Tuesday to you, hon!
Don't mince words, Binsk. Tell us what you really think.
ReplyDeleteP.S.
Psst! I like your normal, sweet self better.
Wow, I haven't read it yet, but everyone is talking about suppressed rage. Maybe I shouldn't? I might get skeered of you after that.
ReplyDeleteOK, now that I've read it, I LOVE IT. I wish you worked in MY office.
ReplyDeleteSo, you've got a dork with a phony upper-class British accent going there? Maybe a little Hamptonesque pretentiousness, as in "I have a condo in the Hamptons"? Love the Madonna reference. She's such a shitwit. From Italian Brooklyn hooker to English Jew. Who knew?
Loved it.
potty mouth. I fucking love that in my women
ReplyDeletenasty binsk!
ReplyDeleteHA! You're such a bad ass!
ReplyDeleteMail art on it's way for you!
;)
It truly is one of my faves ever.
M~
HEY BINSK, VOULE VOUS COUCHER AVEC MOI C'EST SOIS? btw don't cache that cheque as sheduled. It could bounce. See, I bought the Mona Lisa last week. Now rip me a new one baby and don't spare the petrol-based product (vaseline) CHEERS!
ReplyDeleteLove ya
TG
What in the hell?
ReplyDeleteI think he means, "ce soir", but whatever.
ReplyDeleteCheers.
Cheers huh? Oh it's on.
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