Okay, enough with the memes.I've decided to compose a list of original insults and compliments.
Feel free to use them should the need arise.
Insults:
Hey aren't you the guy from the cigarette packs? (Canadian)
If I told you that something was your wife would you beat it? (A thinker)
You should eat more fried foods.
If I were a cat and I had to spend time with you, I would eat poison ten times.
If you were just a tad brighter you would be midnight.
Are you the lead singer of Nickelback?
How long have you been in the coma?
You suck more than my 'original insults list'
Compliments:
You smell like Stella. (For the discriminating alcoholics)
Okay, I could only come up with one compliment, but it's good no?
Also, I am going to start teaching my dog other languages.
Multi-lingual dogs are probably very popular and get all of the high paying gigs.
Donde Esta Ese Hueso?
I am sooooo gonna use the Nickelback line the next time someone pisses me off... It'll go somewhat like this...
ReplyDeleteRandom Asshole Saying Something Stupid: (Wahhh... Wahhh... Wa... Wahhhhh imagine the Charlie Brown sound effect)
Me: Hey... Aren't you the lead singer from Nickelback!?
Classic I tell ya...
I'm just insultin'...
BTW... Great Site!
Oh yeah. Nickelback insult RULES!
ReplyDeleteLOL Robin! You crack me up!
ReplyDeleteBTW ~ come see my news... LOL
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I totally don't get the Nickelback joke, but I love these anyway.
ReplyDeleteThe Nickelback one is brutal. I love it. And I don't know if I could come with any list of compliments....
ReplyDeleteyou forgot makaka ;)
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