If you are out to eat with some friends and you order a round of WATER for everybody, you are not a hero, you are annoying...especially when NOBODY drinks it.
When you see that there is NO ONE left in the restaurant you are at, and the open signs are off, don't ask the waitress if she is waiting for you to leave because she will LIE to you. We are not allowed to say "Yes you annoying prick, as soon as you leave I can."
If you say you are ready to order, then ORDER. Don't sit there for five minutes re-reading the menu.
Some of your kids are REALLY cute. Some of them aren't. At all.
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Huh? What? Toliet paper?
I had NO idea that Charmin Ultra soft was SO soft until it was on sale.
I usually buy the cheap no name stuff.
I don't think I can go back after my Charmin experience.
It's like heaven.
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The Good Girl with Jennifer Aniston and that dude from Brokeback Mountain is probably one of the worst movies I have seen in my ENTIRE life. Blech.
The Break Up is pretty sucky too.
Except Vince Vaughan is in it.
Even though he is getting old, he is still very sexilishissssss.
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Oh yeah and date number eight was perfect.
Fajitas, The Leafs, and awesome late night lovey dovey fun.
Life is good.
I just gotta get the angry waitress stuff out for the sistahood.
don't you have bussers that take care of table water? also, never moon a werewolf
ReplyDeleteWe want to hear more about the awesome late night lovey dovey fun!
ReplyDeleteI use Charmin & I agree with you. I won't go back to the cheap stuff.
ReplyDeleteI giggled at your waitress tidbits. But you're right ~ nothing annoys me more than people that can't make up their minds when the waitress is standing right there!
M~
date 8!!! OMG you're practically married! i haven't got beyond date 3 in years. sounds fabulous :)
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHH! great waitress stories! love it!
ReplyDeletei am so with you on the charmin ultra soft thing. it was on sale when i bought it too, and i am not going back either. not even to regular charmin.
ReplyDeleteThis is good stuff. And I'm with you on the Charmin. Cheap stuff is hard on the old pooper.
ReplyDeleteDate 8 sounds like a relationship.
ReplyDeletedon't forget:
ReplyDeletewhen i ask you if i can get you something to drink don't say
"no, just water"
because water IS SOMETHING TO DRINK YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!
OMG, just last night I had this couple taking their SWEET ASS TIME drinking their wine. I wanted to put it in a to-go cup and ask them to GO HOME. I took all the silverware off tables around them, took the garbage out by the waitress area, etc... none of it phased them. Grrrrr.
ReplyDeleteok well i order water but not for four people just me and whoever im with and i need to cos it makes me drink more booze which means more tip.
ReplyDeleteI had to run by our neighborhood pub to pick up a junk food order for the kids. They were incredibly busy and the waitress said, "Hey, want a job?" And I thought it looked fun, so I said I'd think about it.
ReplyDeleteYou just talked me out of it. Thank you.
Childless MILF huh? Okay, works for me! And late nite lovey dovey AND Charmin Ultra Soft? Could life GET any better? I think not!
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That's awesome, i'm happy for ya, B. Plus your beau's tummy is rock hard. I wish i had those abs.
ReplyDeleteHow does the "You will not win..." story end?
ReplyDeleteGood to see that you're balancing out the anger with the good boyfriend karma.
ReplyDeleteOf course, now I'm going to be extra concious of those things the next time I go out to eat.
I might even learn how to spell "conscious" before I go...
ReplyDeleteDang it! Raymi's blog is blocked here at work.
ReplyDeleteDang it huh?
ReplyDeleteMmm. Fajitas.
ReplyDeletewho in the world orders a round of water!? hahaha What a douche.
ReplyDeleteAhh the memories! People are so effing annoying. Do you ever get stiffed from those sunday groups and instead get like a prayer card?? My favourite.
ReplyDeleteDate 8 sounds juicy!