Idiot: How many gift bags you have?
Us: Eight
Idiot: Ten?
Us: No, eight.
Idiot gives a look like she doesn't believe us and motions for us to hand her the bags which she counts and says nothing.
Me: Eight right?
Idiot: Yes eight.
Why in hell's name didn't you just count the bags yourself in the first place instead of playing that little time wasting, call your customers liars game? FAAAAAAAAHK.
I love shopping at stores where the cashiers take a reeeeeeally long time -- in fact if time is standing still, yeah, I am so there!
ReplyDeletekidding.
"FAAAAAAAAHK"
ReplyDeleteI take that that this either one says the F-word with a Canadian accent or just when one is extremely exasperated. Either way, I love it! I'm going to use it when I write on my blog. Of course, Binsk, I will give credit where credit is due and cite my sources. ;-)
Idiot's mind must've been on meltdown or something, but if not, then idiot's an idiot.
ReplyDeleteI hate people who make holiday shopping *that* much for difficult
I'm glad I'm back, now I have to catch up on all the Binsk I missed!!
Because it's CHRISTMAS -- fa-la-fucking-la.
ReplyDeletei would take your word for it, too
ReplyDeleteand i'm not a slow cashier and i like to make fun of other customers when they leave so you would love me because i would make you laugh.
and i promise i wouldn't make fun of you when you left.
Binsk, dear. Get yourself a flask. Fill it with Stella(s). Recruit a driver. Sip, shop, sip, ship. Ship. Sop. Smile. Go home. Sip. 'Night, luv.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like you and me have something in common when it comes to shopping around the holidays. I had a stupid-holiday-shopping experience of my own involving my local Wal-Mart.
ReplyDeleteI sure hope he asked brains for X-mas!
ReplyDeleteIiiiidiots. They breed & make MORE iiiiiidiots.
ReplyDeleteM~
You know, it's funny but I was just at her blog and she was writing something along the lines of "Eight bags? Who the hell buys eight bags? Why not just buy ten?"
ReplyDeleteSmall world...
Binsk, Binsk, Binsk ... only six more days and it will all be a memory for the next 11 months. Hang in there love.
ReplyDeleteTG
Ugh, I hate shopping because of idiots like that, so I did as much as possible of mine online this year. What a difference it makes.
ReplyDeleteRetail people for the most part, are motherfuckin annoying.
ReplyDeleteBut ever once in a while, you do find a good one, like this cool girl I met at MAC, Angel. And what an angel she was.
ahh christmas brings out the idiot in all of us!
ReplyDeletewell....smelly said what I was thinking....!
ReplyDeleteWhat a wacko! Maybe she couldn;t count?
ReplyDeleteWhat a dumbass! I wonder if the store knows how many customers she is potentially driving away?
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