There's a woman that hangs out near the Tim Horton's in my building at work. I see her every couple of weeks. And she wears her lipstick like this:

I kid you not. Exactly like that.
It's very unnerving. I just wonder to myself if she does it on purpose to get attention or if she's insane.
Maybe it's a birthmark, and you are a horrible person for goofing on it.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she's Martha McDonald, Ronald's Half sister.
Maybe she's an "artist" and she uses her face the same way Jackson Pollack used canvas.
Maybe she was one of those kids that had trouble coloring inside the lines. You should give her a hi-five for continuing to think "outside the lips".
Maybe.........god you're CUTE, Binny.
Sorry, I get distracted easily.
Um..OH YEAH.....Mmmmmmm Tim Horton's.
3 1/2 wks til Hockey!!!!
There's a woman downtown I used to see all the time who did the same thing.
ReplyDeleteOnly thing is, I was sure she was insane, even if she just thought it made her lips look bigger.
I vote for insane.
ReplyDeleteCertainly inane.
Totally hot , how about the eyeliner, does she look like bozo on a good day?
ReplyDeleteoh my
ReplyDeletebinsk, i thought you promised not to post that picture if i let you take it...
this is payback, isn't it?
unhinged perhaps?
ReplyDeletei vote for unhinged.
ReplyDeleteyou, on the other hand, can TOTALLY pull it off. no seriously.
my old art teacher did that too, and she used to have it all over her teeth...
ReplyDeletelove tim hortons btw...i wish we could get him over here...!!!
:0)
I vote insanity. No one fucks up their mug on purpose like that without serious mental issues. Not in the 21st century.
ReplyDeleteBlake
So sexy... oh so fine... You need the actual picture of her now to satisfy the curiosity of all your readers!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAH i love it...reminds me of classic older italian ladies i know
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOD that's breath-takingly hillarious!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWOW! That's HOT! Get her phone number for me! ;) JK
ReplyDeleteEver thought of the fact that it could be both!
ReplyDeleteMaybe she thinks she's black and doesn't realize she actually has no lips at all?
ReplyDeleteMy neighbor's grandmother used to wear hers like that. She sold Avon for a living. I guess she used what she sold, but she couldn't stay within the lines.
Nice lips, sweetie!
scary scary scary. but hey, freedom of expression is alive and well.
ReplyDeleteI've seen that woman and I don't know whether she's insane or just really freaking spooky.
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